Sup, newfags?

Ok anons

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Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes i replied to this thread because you're a female, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but im not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

can u help me nut

> Heavy on makeup though

I’m literally not wearing any makeup right now.

Get rid the nose ring you absolute cow. It's fucking disgusting.

Full body let’s go

>nut

Buy votes homo

oh my god its hideous

Uma Thurman lurks Yea Forums?

>oldfag here
>doesn't know perhaps the most clearly defined rule on any chan ever.
yeah okay.

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grab a sharpie and a shoe

Cringe

my bad, the angle may have looked heavy.

Nice femanon!

youtu.be/e7qQ6_RV4VQ

Girl without a dick you need to leave.

I'll be forced to narc on this thread and any later created threads unless you give an outstanding reason.

I'd get high with you and fuck. Might even wat that pissy

hey, you are so hot, please post a photo of your tits, i want to jerk off to something different today

And so do I!

I'll give you a vote for ugliest jew nosed skank of the month

Pfff shoe on head or fake

So if you're an oldfag you would probably know the rules...

>grab a sharpie and a shoe

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Why do people with bad noses choose to wear piercings to draw even more attention to it?

sharpies in the wrong orifice but i guess

>be OP
>is a jew
>hot one tho
>but Christ, my nose
>huge as fuck
>like, fuckin' massive
>can breathe so fucking good
>because of nose
>big gigantic nose
>takes whole box of tissues per sneeze
>because of monster nose
>major mucus honker
>pro: can provide shade in emergency
>because shnoze
>is maseshift beach umbrella
>con: won't win beauty contest
>because double barrel snot gun
>blows everyone away
>literally

you're gross

Who wins the fight: Superman or Dr Manhattan ?

sharpie goes in your asshole newer than newfag

what are the most difficult and most rewarding things about getting older?

also, what big world events were the most memorable while you were growing up??

-- moonbeam

Fucking love those big noses. One of the few things that fucks my goat.

Also, she looks like an alt-Sophie Turner

tits or gtfo

Show the tattoo in your chest

nah fuk u

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Fucking cunt, tits or gtfo.

Listen you newfags. I’ve been around longer than you, seen more than you, and know more than you.

If you want to see my tits help me win this contest.

They’re magnificent.

Voted 4 ya OP. Just ate a fair few morning glory seeds after remembering how 2 do the extraction from back when I was like 15 & on Yea Forums & erowid a bunch years ago. What's keeping ya on this trash site?

OP, what is your genetic background/ancestry?

>moonbeam
fuck off you smelly new aged hippy

Tits u tranny heroin addict

>sophie turner
holy fucks youre retarded

Well said user

Dr. Manhattan controls reality at a quantum level. He wins.

Outgrowing Yea Forums

i/m not a hippe thats just my signature so she knows who's taking to her

-- moonbeam

This

This. Can we see that sharpie stuck in the ol' pooper?

> OP, what is your genetic background/ancestry?

Pure German. I have a bump on my nose because it got broken in a fight. I am not Jewish.

Rules are rules, tits or gtfo

You realize posting here that everyone will vote for someone other than you right? Especially since youre a useless nigger that doesnt post tits

Dang, I think I got opiate addiction just from looking at your pictures.

>no tits
>no sharpie in pooper

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Look at this horror show. How unbearably ugly and devoid of personality do you have to be to end up with a woman this blown out and retched? You'd have to be the kind of depressing, pathetic nobody that sits at home and writes fictional stories about the sex and relationships you've never had. You'd have to be some sort of failed musician with an incest fetish and a microscopic penis. To put your dick into something this putrid, you'd have to literally have no other options, and be too cowardly to commit suicide. Imagine being this worthless excuse for a man, and not only putting your ugly, embarrassingly small little pecker inside this thing, but actually taking numerous photographs of the act, and posting it on an anonymous message board in the hopes that somehow, someone out there is as pathetic as you are, and will give you a pat on the back for fucking and pissing on a creature that would literally be fucking anyone else on the planet if they weren't fucking you. Now imagine being sad enough to pretend to be proud of all of this, while still taking every single precaution to hide both your face, and your identity, because the reality is that you're rightfully bloodcurdlingly embarrassed by all of this. These are not the actions of a man; these are the actions of a worm.

This, post tits or i vote for Ashlyn

I’m totally voting against you, no tits no votes

what's your biggest regret?

-- moonbeam

>I'm an oldfag guys
>I don't have to follow rules
Why do people believe this and think anyone will take them seriously?

Whats rule 13?

Yep

No tits, no vote

> ou realize posting here that everyone will vote for someone other than you right?

Maybe in your version in the world user, but I’m up a dozen votes since starting this thread.

Thank you, whiteknights

Tits or I’m voting against you.

You could've solved the stalemate by just starting with tits, but in trying to be a smartass, you've wasted the best part of an hour.

Your face is way too angular.
Was your father a chisel?

If you don't deliver tits or sharpie in pooper I'll vote for the others.

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you look like a meth head you fucking hooker wanabe

>shittytits.exe

Lets vote against this femanon until we get some tits or pussy.

Fuck, i'm sorry. Here, let me fix my fatal error. I'm by the way

>be OP
>claim to be German
>is a jew
>fucking obviously
>hot one tho
>but Christ, my nose
>huge as fuck
>like, fuckin' massive
>can breathe so fucking good
>because of nose
>big gigantic nose
>takes whole box of tissues per sneeze
>because of monster nose
>major mucus honker
>pro: can provide shade in emergency
>because shnoze
>is maseshift beach umbrella
>con: won't win beauty contest
>because double barrel snot gun
>blows everyone away
>literally

Sorry for the confusion.

altight fine no signatures

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If you were an oldfag you would have called yourself a cumdumpster
Oldfags were and are retarded
So are summerfags
Only the true OG newfags keep this place running worth a damn
t 2007fag

Not OP here. The best thing is you're much more aware of what you like and what you don't, and you have the agency to do more of what you want and less of what you don't. Wanna eat cake for three days? Sure, go nuts.

Most memorable: Space Shuttle disasters (both of 'em), 9/11, 1976 bicentennial, fall of the Berlin Wall (and later, collapse of the USSR).

Plz fix your nail polish. It is trashy as fuck

Tits or were voting against you

Sharpie in wrong hole

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Sorry can't vote. You need to log in with fagbook and I don't use it.

THIS, kids. THIS is oldfag behaviour.

U look interesting

Voted for Ashlyn and even chose to get junk mail so I could get two votes

No tits no vote.
Maybe a counter vote.

no one wants to see your ugly ass

KYS FAG

We're all voting against you if we don't see any tits

U look a bit like a punk... I like this

Quickly based attitude

tits or ashlyn is winning this contest.

If you don’t have Facebook then vote with musicares !

I vote for this dude's dick!

Not my proudest fap.

She already will

Your nose is big.......are you jewish?

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>i got 12
>ashlyn got 50
NO PROBLEMO

voted for another girl since you're being like this

Damn, I never noticed hot nice Bens tits are. Probably because he wears suits and not tight shirts like that one.

Ashlyn

hardly any tattoos so no, now run along and go do a line of coke then od.

based fuck this roastie. she sounds like a tourist from twitter

Why do you have a Greek name if you claim to be 100% German? How tall are you, btw?

I looked at the other competitors, and I must say that you're the only one who has a real "underground" kind of "alternative" tattoo look. The other ones look like fake Jersey Shore hoes, and do not quite fit in the whole tattoo scene. I tried voting, but it asks me to log in with Facebook, but I do not have an account since I'm a lonely loser(who would have thought, right?). You really deserve the vote, as far as I'm concerned.