Go to your local craigslist free section

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Maybe "nice", but the world we live in, its pretty cringe. After being on Yea Forums for years now, I can only imagine OP stuck their genitals all over the shit or injected cum into it. Maybe you fucks have ruined my trust

there is some good shit on here

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Pretty sure theres a supervillain behind this one

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You can actually make a shitload of money with bees.

or a beekeeper. they sometimes pay people if they find swarms. it means there is a queen there

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Free working dry. *doesn't spin*

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fuck yeah id take a free donkey

Hello ms gulf coast :).

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Sounds like a good deal, until you watch the video.
youtube.com/watch?v=rF6R50dMXc0

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A literal bag of sand. Disturbing amount of people offering free dirt. At least 4 on the first search page

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You mean free labor requests?

>my useless neet faggot son just hanged himself...

wat

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Clean fill

>Watermelon
>Atlanta

You better hurry to get these fruits, because they might go fast. xD

People with chickens might want them?

Fucking idiot put Twilights crown on Fluttershy. Absolute degeneracy.

Literally this. There is an actual beach minutes from this location. If you were autistic/determined enough you can get as much free sand as you want for free anyway

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exactly. This one is actually useful

Pro tip: just reverse search to see where people live

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That's really common, leftover dirt from filling ground or removing ground during construction is always given away. What the fuck kind of malicious shit would you do with dirt? Stick a bomb in it and blow up the person who is taking it?

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Cia killin the bees ffs

>another houstonian
Where you at bro I'm in the heights let's meet up and fight

"Left by builders"

Sand used in construction isn't the same as sand on the beach.

>xD
Are you 12?

Nah it's more the idea that instead of getting rid of it themselves, they expect someone to load up a heavy as fuck bag of sand and haul it away

Yup, this. Beekeepers collect swarms, as they are docile (won't sting) and want to start a new hive already.

So, the keeper takes them and gives them a new hive.

While that may be true, the person who posted this ad is The Beekeeper, scourge of Commerce City's dark hive of crime

Also amazing for sound proofing

>it's easier to say 2 dozen
>writes an extra sentence to explain that it's not exactly 2 dozen

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Small province problems

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You suck dick?

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"works but doesnt work"

Only if you're cute

Oh, my bad.

I hear the police are planning a sting, they're going to Raid the hideout.

Hot air would still cook a cat so yes it still works

it's in Bondi Beach, it's not like there's a shortage of that shit there....

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You use it for landscaping, making driveways, etc.

Faggot

People use it to fill holes on their land where they had a tree removed and stuff like that

Those things are nasty

Free dead cactus.

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What's that? A drink? I would go pick that up if it's some kind of juice or alcohol. Expired or not.

Holy shit that's a lot of takis. Just imagine if you were some high schooler with a car. Roll up there, get all those boxes and sell em at school for a couple of quarters

definitely not stolen

Like, seriously dead.

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It's a hot/spicy snack, very popular among urban youth

user I'm around this ad as well. 815?

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tbh, if it's free and they don't tell me it's stolen, i'm good with it.

I saw a lot of toilets and free wood

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Op, this is also from RDU area. More sand. This time, loose.

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topkek

does it come filled?

Poor dog, I hope that while it's in that persons care they feed it

Um that dog looks precious go fucking buy the good beby

what's with him not wanting you to come to the door? Is this some kind of stolen or illicit sand??

Yeah, I just googled it and it looks like some rolled Doritos. You should definitely go pick that up. It's probably some store owner who needs to throw it because it has expired.

God fucking damn it. First it's the JO Crystal guy now this shit. At least anons in other cities don't have this shit.

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Y'all don't seem to understand that this shit has actual value as a construction/landscaping item.

Free fill dirt is something people really do want, especially if it is clean fill.

High school students fuckin' love Takis. Too spicy for me.

That's pretty cool, actually. I'm tempted.

This guy basically wants to you take apart and haul away a room of his house.

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Not the weirdest thing but it was unexpected

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did reddiitt escape?

>quality creative thread for once
>"did reddiitt escape?"
huh

>filename
kek

I thought that was a screenshot from rust.

This guy is fucking mental nobody is going to do that shit for free

Who wants to take time out of their life to try and figure out who to sell sand to?

Don't you know user? We're only allowed to have the same 5 threads in different variations here.

Yeah...

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Pornfag

maybe hes sleeping YOU WANT THE FUCKING SAND OR NOT

The fuck you talking about?

holy shit take him

Hahahahaha underrated post, Ty I lost

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I'm not saying sell it, I'm saying it makes sense to give it away free if someone will haul it off. They aren't just doing the work for you, they're getting something of value in return.

original sand poster here, learnt something new today. This is probably more useless. Used makeup and lipgloss in case any of you want to catch some stds

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this is the sort of threads we used to have here on Yea Forums 10 years ago.

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TAKE THE DONKEY

I've picked up moving boxes where they weren't interested in seeing who took them, just left them outside and wanted them gone.

Yup, that looks pretty bad.

why the fuck does someone need that many takis?

ok

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This is quality Yea Forums shit. Funny and needs the crowd to make it work.

Yeah but assuming it's loose like in the pic, that would mean having a random jump up into the bed of his truck with a shovel, and blindly trusting that they won't fuck his truck up or scratch it up

really crunchy sour-hot shitty tasting dorito knockoff for spics

Gold Jerry Gold

Clown markets are through the roof rn

To sell to high schoolers at cheap prices for amazing profit

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Hmm. Fair point. Not sure I'd want someone shoveling in my truck without at least watching them.

But I guess I can imagine someone who gives zero fucks.

>friendly

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Saw that one

Also for whatever reason there is a lot of goddamn water beds and jacuzzis around here

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The free section is just "haul my garbage because I'm fucking lazy and cheap"

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Any free houses?

Take Adam for us user

People still use Craigslist?

what the fuck people are just giving away free shit

is the kiddy pool the hot tub?

Not really since they removed personals.

Well shit, I saw that one too.

That was the only reason to bother with it

Lots of it. Some it actually has value.

Oh no. Here's that beautiful hot tub

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Go get the dog user

New gaming chair

Not a house but there is a free garage in my area. Lot of northern Illinois people in this thread.

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Life is a tragicomedy

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You kidding me? Throw some padding on that and it would be great porch furniture.

I've heard that trying to get rid of a jacuzzi is absolute cancer. It's disproportionately dumped compared to other household appliances

topkek

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You could cut the glass and make a smaller table.

This is the worst thing I saw. And I saw a lot of bad shit.

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Cause you're about to.

>It kept my malamute alive for a year.
:/

What?

He's mending his ways. Good on him.

Fucking do ADAM DEMANDS IT

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>hot tub
topkek

Get the doggo don't be a pussy

A way to help large dogs with a throat problem manage to eat so they don't die as soon.

What type of snek is this?

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This guy knows how to Craigslist.

paherps.com/herps/snakes/
Maybe a ratsnake?

Lots of free logs still around after hurricane Michael, and a few posts with dirt/bricks/rocks, but this takes the cake. Super disheartening to see all the cat/dog posts.

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Whoever posted that is grasping at straws, looking for momentary relief from their tremendous grief, but they won’t find it.

You're a bit of a downer, aren't you?

The door is actually worth something but how the fuck do you dismantle brick?

That alone will cost more time and dumping fees than buying a new door.

takis are the shit I'd swoop that in a heartbeat

It's a painin the ass

Well could always pick these bad boys up spray paint them and start a newsletter

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Poor people buy shoddy furniture that ends up costing more than the amortized cost of furniture that actually lasts.

Htown heights user here as well. Wonder how many of us there are

Oh no, user knows I live in Denver, whatever will I do

gotta be

There's a condition that doesn't allow the dog's esophagus to move food efficiently to the stomach. It can cause choking and other digestive issues. The solution is for the dog to sit upright while eating. This device is for that purpose.

fuckin wood

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>using greentext like a new fag
You're doing it wrong.

agreed user

just look at these guys

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newfag

I’m down with the clown art!

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Eric?

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San Angelo fag

Sounds good, where do I sign up

Wrong fag, I’m in Austin

almost feel bad

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Foiled again
I saw that listing. Forgot CL looks to cities close to it. How is Austin lately? Still overrun with libs?

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poor Adam
somebody go get him

lol. I would if I had land for him to roam free on

Oh shit! I had that modem!

if anyone with land and a way to pick him up. Adam is located in Wayne county, wv

you can live at my house i have an ok sided yard and a spare room.

b r i n g t h e d o n k e y

THEN FUCKING BUY SOME FOR GOD'S SAKE!!! ADAM IS FUCKING COUNTING ON YOU!!!

It would actually be badass to get an old 56k modem and gut it and turn it into a modern cable modem. Hmmm, I might have a project to work on now...

Everyone is always looking for clean dirt. I could use like 10 yards right now to bring up an area behind my house. The real truck is getting them to deliver it. Finding someone putting in a pool is key

do you think he could fit in a camry? I'm thinking he might fit if I take the passenger seat out

Huh.

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I covet that

Probably. The trick is going to be keeping him calm during the drive

Is that the lethal injection shit?

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thinking about maybe giving him a xanax or two

>free tetnus

I would, free sex toy

don't fucking talk about Adam like that.

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If you two autists do end up getting the donkey, you'd better start a thread and give us updates

You motherfucker, don't even look at Adam. He a good boy

Nothing for free in Osaka

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my fucking sides are in orbit

Are the black widows and brown recluse free or do they cost extra?

op said go to your local free section of Craigslist. This shit is old

because they’re tasty obv

I would.

Free cancer for being a weeb, that's something at least

itll be a tight fit and if he falls over hes not gonna be ok. rent a uhaul

Because they stole more than they can eat/sell

Why can't there be any free animals where i live?
Oh shush, donkeys love a good rimjob

You didn't find that

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I don’t have a picture but I swear I saw this awhile ago.

> free bush and shrub removal
> no trees or anything too large
> picture is a dude with a fucking katana

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I always knew craigslist was the best place to get some ass

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It was too good to pass up. Nostalgia. Plus it's probably still posted

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usefull as fuck
im a designer and holding all business cards in a binder is really useful

Y'all need any dirt?

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Donkeys are great for anal

This would come in handy for Halloween. You can put a few of these in those licorice treats.

naw, you gotta fill it yourself. that's why it's free. who would give away a full potty chair?

Just take that shit to recycling and get cash...

DO YOU WANT TO FUCKING DIE? I will kill any mother fucker that would put any kind of ill will towards Adam

true

Is that blood?

Fucking bag full of bags.

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>ill will
There's no ill will though user, he'll have a great time.

Meanwhile... Yea Forums has an extra monitor...

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What sort of tlc could you possibly give to that besides fire?

hey man, gotta improvise an impromptu dojo to learn the blade if one isn't available nearby

This is not a joke I love pepsi please my wife left me because of my addiction

Kek someone from greenwich will take that i bet

still not dead actually but ok

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free crime scene cleanup

They dont need homes thats a big fucking snake its gonna be okay. Probably the King Snake not to be confused with a Diamond Back Rattler.

what? no, why would anyone have that? they are catheters

Whats wrong little brother? Afraid of your sisters tight ass?

A companion for Adam?

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Nicole byer?

Sodium Chloride, aka saline solution or saltwater. Good for injection because it is the same as the water in you.

"Clothing Oven(Coffin)"

Nothing like a jacked cock for a good ass

That's a big rooster.

that's just asking for someone to buy it just to force it into a cockfight. feelsbadman

The aluminum alone is probably worth a grand or more in scrap... plus the windows and doors would bring in a grand or more. I'd do it.

thats a 1st gen battlefield shitbucket

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Nooo that's just water with sodium chloride. To make the heart stop you inject potassium chloride

>does not contain any hidden cameras
>100% free of cum stains
>for children only

They use toilets for lawn decorations with plants in both orifices.

Because so many cockfighters are cruising the free section of craigslist.

shit I meant to post the other pic of it

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Odd how close that is, really. Sodium and Potassium aren't that different.

Shit, those bastards are like 6 bucks a pop and you have to change em daily. WHoever they were taking care of died.

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One of the first results.

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should I get them and fill them up with lemonade and drink them in public?

Shut your filthy whore mouth!

Salvage metal. Get the right stuff and you can get 2.10 - 2.50 a lb. copper, aluminum, iron and chrome pay really well in most states.

goddamn. they have over a hundred of them

You'd be surprised i think. Pitbull breeders often don't reveal their location and don't usually allow visits because some people do occasionally steal puppies to raise into fighting dogs. It's not impossible to think it wouldn't happen with roosters

A fat cock for the ass?

>you have to go into a tiny caged apartment and catch wild farm animals
SIGN ME THE FUCK UP

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Funny shit user. Actually lol’d

herding fowl is notoriously difficult, it would mean a lot of work tbh

PFFFFT
How hard could it be in a 1bd 1 bath ghetto to catch 20 chickens?

Other than the bin of sandals I'm seeing nothing but adequate free shit here in Rhode Island.

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lol. dat filename name is exquisite

much easier if you go in swinging with a golf club, assuming you aren't responsible for cleanup after

You know if you put padding and some foam these pallet couches are acutely kind of nice

Jesus Christ not this shit again.

It would probably be full of back page faggoty. Last thing I got for free on Craigslist was a brand new graphics card

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ikr. I haven't seen them I awhile

I didn't think I'd find anything either.
>you take the shitty siding, AND do the labor!

Poor Bill :(

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Nevermind. I managed to find this gem.

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Retarded and forgot the image

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This thing could actually be worth money to the right buyer, it’s not cheap to build one and it’s sure as fuck not easy

Boxes look kinda dusty. May be expired or the store is moving inventory.

Vendors who stock snacks and chips at grocery stores/gas stations pull product that is 1-3 months close to sell by date. Be friends with a vendor, forever get free snacks.

Bruh

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Dude that's probably a simple fix. Most are belt-driven, more than likely the belt either slipped off or broke. You could have it running again in minutes.

Well for wood workers and meat smokers its not bad a hours time and you have 200 worth of wood and if its a oak, hickory, or walnut it can be more

Sadly in California after tax and the bottle deposit, the 24 pack of Pepsi would be around 5-6$

And a pallet. Just a single broken pallet. No wonder it's been up for a month.

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I also see this ad

There’s no way you can get any value outta that unless you strip it for scrap or are determined enough to remodel a busted up old couch.

It sucks there's nothing here. At least other places have dumps of dirt.

People literally take apart 100 year old barns for the wood for free. They will ask the homeowners, because they can re purpose the wood and sell it at a huge profit.

Old chest freezer covered in mold.

Must supply your own dead hookers.

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Free Rebel Flag

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Kek

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>barely

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Toilets are actually pretty expensive like 200 to 300 expensive some a working one for free isn't to bad

WVfag here. I seriously considering picking up both Adam and Bill. I will give Bill a place to live as long as he takes really good care of Adam. Then I am going to make my own YouTube channel called The Adventures of Adam and Bill. They would travel across the U.S. together and get into all types of kooky stuff

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Damn there's a free mobile home on my Craigslist but it's northern pa.

There's a few here in Rhode Island too.

For real? I might have to drive ol Bill up there

I broke up an old concrete pad once, to replace it with a paver patio. Someone came and picked it all up because they were using it to dump on a river bank to prevent erosion. Things like this actually do have a use to some people.

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It's a steal

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Yeah look up twin tiers. Its in fairly decent shape.

I'll take two please!

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Arizona is the Florida of the West

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fuck why are all of these so entertaining

half decent thread op. will update if I pick up Adam. thread is about to 404

maybe if I knew them. Don't trust foodstuffs from craigslist strangers

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fuck. it's like they skinned it

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Looks like decent topsoil. Could use it to fill in low spots in the yard. Or to fill in a raised bed. I feel like not that many people on here are homeowners.

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Who the fuck owns chickens in Las Vegas?

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Unlimited free eggs my dude. I know a couple of people in the suburbs who keep hens

Now that's what I call Roll-Aids

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I want to keep some in a Rhode Island city but I want to keep them inside most of the time.
Unfortunately I know litter training them isn't easy.