"H... hey user. Bad news. Umm I seem to have let myself go a little bit...

"H... hey user. Bad news. Umm I seem to have let myself go a little bit... do you think you can help me lose some weight? Please...? Oh fuck..."

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You again!? I thought you finally gave up and accepted being fat.

"I don't give up that easily user, you should know that!"

I thought the same thing too.

Yet here you are still fat and still begging for help.

"well, you don't HAVE to help me, I guess I can still figure it out on my own..."

>Implying that I wouldn't tear off your clothes and watch those big bubbly ass checks jiggle right now

I think OP is actually fat. Eating shit puffs behind the screen in this masquerade.

"Not AGAIN user, clothes are fucking expensive!"

"Fuck that. Cheesecake is where it's at"

*jiggles big belly*

"Staaaahp*
*pushes you away*

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Why? It's so squishy! I love it
*wraps arms around you*

"Yeah, but you are the only one!"
*pouts*

*slaps your thick ass* "bitch i'm gonna make you my WIFE"

Isn't that the only opinion that counts?

*glares at you*
"Ummm are you forgetting about my opinion?"

*stays silent*
You're saying you want to loose this magnificent body? For what?

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"Yeah user, I think the only thing I would be losing is weight. I think my body could look a lot better..."

Maybe but I don't want you to look like a toothpick.

"there is a HUGE difference between me now and a toothpick! It doesn't have to be so black and white lol"

Just don't loose your softness ok! I love cuddling with your curves.

"I mean, I can be curvy without being... pudgy."

Alright then you're probably don't need to loose too much weight.

"...How much should I lose?"

Not sure, as you loose the weight we'll just play it by ear ok?

"ok, that doesn't sound too bad!"

sure, but you're gonna lose it entirely through diet and fucking. mostly the latter.

"Yeah... if that were true, then I would't be having this problem in the first place, user."

If she's gonna act like that, I'm impregnating her

you just gotta be more active with it. be on top and ride like you're on a mechanical bull. and stop eating cheesecake as a snack.

Better start making up for lost time then.

"lol do you have amnesia, or are you just messing with your little cowgirl?

Wait hold up... I can still have some cheesecake..."

"Come on, can't your bitch get a break?"

some, just not everyday or between meals. I'd be a monster to deny anyone the glory of breakfast cheesecake.

"Hmmmmm ok... I think I can deal with that lol. Just don't leave any out unattended, ok?"

of course! now put on the schoolgirl outfit and bend over, it's time for some exercise.

"Ok, let me just.... hmm... hold on... err...

*riiiiiip*

...Uhhh we have a small problem..."

What the fuck is wrong with you degenerates?

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you say problem, but I say improvement!

*blushes*
"its not that bad?"

hey

"Yes, user?"

I had a crush on my friend in high school. Eventually, after reconciling my emotions then telling him how I feel, we started dating. Then we got married at a lovely ceremony, and adopted several disadvantaged children at a later date.

Even that was less gay than this thread.

To be fair, that isn't a very high bar, user.