Ok Yea Forums so I am 25 and I've had sex with 29 guys. Lost my virginity at 18. Never been pregnant or had an std

I'm more curious why you think we care that you are a whore?

Were any of them pity fucks?

Samefag here
Are you a waitress? That looks like a dining check.
Appreciate you not being a faggot and delivering, btw.

Probably 2 years ago when this guy almost puked on me and instead of cleaning himself up first he just jacked off next to me then fell asleep. I left immediately...

I do actually. Not all but if there is an intelligent and good looking man its attached to then that makes it especially tasty

Have you fucked black guys?

I like you more and more.
Anxiously awaiting SQ answer.

Would you suck a log of shit out of Andy Sixx's asshole?

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Post a pic of your wet little pussy for us

No one questioned the fact that she didn't add a timestamp in her pictures?

I've been complimented on my bj skills
I like making just plain ol BLTs maybe with a fried egg too

I didnt ask if you cared....fuck
Also if you dont have a question gtfo

Like me pity fuck them?
No, every guy I wanted to fuck
Now did they pity fuck me? Possibly a few...

Yes, well server/bartender
I use to manage a bar but I just moved so now back at the bottom

2 black guys

Put a date and time on the paper and show it next to the tops of your feet?

There : Fucking read

I did, but she's been a gud sport thus far so I didnt push it. Bet she remedies like a proper Yea Forumstard that I expevt her to be.

OP, swallow?

how old are you

That's not a timestamp
Are you actually retarded

This attention slut is obese and probably ugly as fuck.
You see incels, the reasons why women that are basically the same thing as you get to have sex is because you're the fucking retards that go to women like OP.

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You're probably been referred to as the girl who spreads easier than mayonnaise

no one cares is a comment though

Nobody ever said it was a timestamp you autistic fuckwit

Good luck being unable to pair bond, multiple divorces, and a house full of cats.

Come on now post some pic of your little wet pussy

Fuuuuu
Are you happy?

Did I answer? Idk what SQ is honestly

No

Sorry didnt see this before

Already said 25

Is there a point to this comment?

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OP delivers stamp with dubs
Faith vindicated

What state do you live in and if it’s mine we should hook up.

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Die in a hole, summerfag

Any advice on how I could eat pussy better? I usually start out by licking all around their labia and flick their clit with my tounge. My partner's usually cum within 5 min of me eating them, but I really want to make them squirt

Do you honestly think people here are too dumb to notice that you intentionally posted an upside-down and blurry picture to mask the editing you did in Photoshop or any other software? You can lie all you want, it's okay. But thinking that users of this board are THIS dumb, is only making me angry.

Yikes
No I am not happy

Were those 29 guys blindfolded? Or was it a "trolling wannabe pornstars" type situation?

well then, why so many different guys?
why no relationship?

Ehh, I've been called worse and actually most people say I'm a prude
Kek

But it does not contribute to the conversation.
Also if you dont care then why are you here?

I never plan to get married. And fuck yea I love cats

Meh, maybe later

fwiw... I think you've got great nipples.

Do you ever let them bust on your feet

SQ is the Sammich Question.
Think JQ but for feminists...

Why did you keep counting after 10 or so?

Shut up you pathetic incels and show this lady some respect

You look beautiful OP :*

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>2 black guys
Did they fuck you good? Also ignore any jealous and racist white guys, they're just bitter losers.

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Got picture of pussy or ass?

how did u meet these men.
like on tinder etc?

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Autistic white knight found.

Kek ok then
SeeIts blurry cause my phone sucks...

K

Really just take your time...rushing is the worst thing you could do. Other than that idk cause I dont really like being eaten out that much...most guys suck at it

Aww thanks, user!

No ones ever asked to. I would though!

I love sammiches!

Well I kinda did but recently I just added them all up. It upset me at first but honestly I dont regret a single one. I've been safe and had fun sooo yea

So sweet!

One was honestly very average but the other was excellent. Wish i still talked to him

I've had relationships but they all cheated on me so I figured why even let myself be broken when I can just have fun and not get attached

>only 2 black guys out of 28
>Nigger acts like they conquered something...

Typical nigger logic. Tell us again how great Aidsfrica is while you're at it.

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>how did u meet these men.
>like on tinder etc?
She works as a bartender.... how do you think? She's taking advantage of drunk men.

kids or no kids

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Work, bars, friends of friends
I am very forward and if I find a guy attractive I make it pretty obvious

What's the most shameful thing you've done?

>inb4 fuck niggers

Get a life losers

Thanks babe ignore the stupid assholes

>DUDE RACISM LMAO

youre the reason this site is going downhill unfunny shit like that isnt welcome here

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OP if I get drunk, you mind taking advantage of me?

well thats rather sad actually
plans for the future?

I’d love to see your toes. I would bust all over them.

Holy shit this is the face of summer

Thanks for the advice, cutie. I'll keep that in mind later on tonight. You should probably try to sit on my face sometime, I'll be sure to get you wet

No, it's not okay. It would have been okay if ALL of your pictures were blurry because "you have a bad phone". But the problem lies in the fact that your first two pictures were crystal clear in quality, and that suddenly, when you had to prove that you were who you claimed to be... your phone suddenly lost half of its megapixels. Weird, huh?

Do you find more people through work (customers/coworkers) or other means?

Honestly my girl also works at a bar and it kinda freaks me out

Where is that from? I want to see more

Grow up son of a bitch.

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You are ugly and attention seeking, thats why you are a slut. You will never attract a man of any significant value, and you will always be a failure as a woman and as a person

What is the perfect dick size to you ?

>Coal burner

DROPPED

Can you post a picture of your belly button OP? It’s my fetish

she probably wouldnt fuck your ugly ass anyways incel

Your racism shows your jealousy and insecurity. You can't handle black guys getting laid as well. Very pathetic.

I would be suprised if you became a tranny sometime in the near future

How does it feel to know that since you've been tainted by darkies no white guy will ever respect you, and you'll never be more than a cum dumpster to them?

Dude what the actual fuck

Remember this faggot?

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Fucking faggot give me the sauce

Ha! Yea ok...
If a guy is drunk enough to be taken advantage of then I dont want him...at least not at that time

Gtfo with that shit

Drank my own piss

I have plans to one day have a life partner...I'm still in love with my ex tbh

I can post toes but I'm a hippie and go barefoot so they are not the cutest

Woooow
You are really on that shit...idk how my first 2 were crystal clear but it's all the same phone...I'll post another just to satisfy you lil boop

Not really, it's mainly after work when I walk down to a different bar and have time to mingle.
I get jealous too and it sucks. If you cant trust then dont be with her...best advice I've gotten

>Being so desperate you're white knighting a disgusting whore on the internet

well, first the good: you're clearly heterosexual (though I can almost guarantee you've done some les shit for male attention, faggot) and here in 2019 that's becoming more and more precious. Props for not being a fag.

second, you're attractive enough i guess, body-wise

Really I dunno, I was gonna talk shit to you but that's been overdone, instead I'll just be like hey you're kind of a fucking loser if THIS is the place you go to for male attention, but at least you're trying to get attention from the opposite gender rather than anyone b/c you're a useless faggot that just craves acceptance from anyone. so kudos for that i guess but i have nothing to contribute really lol

Thanks for not being a faggot, I guess.

Lmao glad theres a meme made about that faggot keep posting more of it I want it to spread lol

Don't care if black guys get laid, I just have no respect for white women who are willing to lower themselves to that.

You should post a set on discord 7y3yPJG

>be you
>cant green text
Lmao seething hard I see eh incel?

Because you're insecure about your little white baby dick. Racist loser.

Do you have any standards for guys? Like what's your main preference in a bro?

Post asshole?

>do actually. Not all but if there is an intelligent and good looking man its attached to then that makes it especially tasty

How to make things fake on Yea Forums

well then best of luck to you

may i see your feet?

HAHAHAHA YOU FUCKING FATASS PIC RELATED ITS ME LAUGHING AT YOUR FAT FUCKING BELLY

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looked pretty green to me

Thoughts on this?

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why

There used to be a time that I would think "oh man, the next girl I fuck I'm gonna take pictures and post the on Yea Forums! Then they'll know I'm not an incel!"

I was fucking a 10/10 black girl and she let me do damn near anything to her. Now I'm fucking a... well 10/10 to me and probably 10/10 to you weird fucks as well. She doesn't have the huge tits or ass that I've been brainwashed into loving but her body is slender and her ass is plump and her tits are delicious. Face is gorgeous and when she has her hair down laying on me after we have sex. To die for bro. If she ever caught wind of how beautiful she was she could easily be a model and have you fucks masturbating to her.

The point is I'm a black guy fucking a white woman and I keep forgetting to post or take pictures in general. All of your opinions don't effect me. Love ot hate me I'm still fucking bad bitches.

TITS AND TIMESTAMP OR GTFO BITCH

With all the incest on Yea Forums do you ever find yourself thinking about fucking your sons?

Not insecure at all. As a matter of fact I never even critical of her 2 niggers. I was critical of you. Being a nigger. As usual. And as usual your low IQ brain derives the lowest common denominator.
I'm so racist.
So what?

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why are you taking the bait this hard lol

You’re actually ugly so I’m just gonna assume most guys use you as a tutorial run before they find a girl they really like that’s actually attractive. Good for you, doing a community service

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are you mentally retarded? look in the thread you fag

imagine trying to brag on Yea Forums
like how much of an incel do you have to be
the last woman you touched was your mom at your birthday

Fine don’t answer my question

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nigga if you don't lurk more

This dog is enjoying the poopoo

Stinky poopie ha ha.

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Don't you think there's something wrong about you if all of your boyfriends have cheated on you?

What is the perfect dick size to you ?
Do you enjoy anal ?

Im just curious on what the story is behind that webm

>White incel white Knight saying another white guy is upset about his white dick

Jesus Christ I can't imagine being as much of a cuck as you

Let's be real, the only reason white guys like you are racist is cos you got little white babydick. That's why you gotta hate on black men. Lmao you're a fucking loser man.

Those tit bruises, how’d you get them?

kids or no kids?

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I didn't see my mom my last birthday. I probably won't see her this one either. That's okay though. Uh, the last woman I touched? Literally? That would be... A married black girl that doesn't wear a bra sometimes and I think she might want the dick. But I ain't no adulterer and I'm in love with the girl I'm piping down rn. She's told me she's with those 3somes though. Possibly more. She's got more ambition than me.

Girls like this should be beta motivation fuel. They show that sex means virtually nothing to them and that they're all whores, so, why should they project their male emotions on women? Just accept that women are whores and be happy about it. Men need to come to grips with this utter fact. We're more emotional, have more thoughtfulness, are more loyal, and generally more caring about life and people. The reason men jump from woman to woman is because the women that put out like this are clearly disloyal and not worth their time. Men are too good for women so we should treat them as the whores that they are.

Is it thruth that womans who has lost their virginity with the first guy, they are still loving that guy no matter what. I think that you're very attractive, because i like womans with a little more meat on them selves (that is exactly my type of woman).

I hope the shit who did this is dead in pain.

Enough projecting your insecurities. Just turn a blind eye to the racism, you’ll be happier and they’ll grow out of it when they hit emotional puberty.

Wtf is wrong with those fucking NIGGA ?

I like around 7 in, but I've had smaller and bigger. I'm a bigger girl so under 6 is too small for me just being honest

Chubby belly for u

Thanks I guess, I dont like girls so yea

Good music taste,
Humor, cleanliness, hard working, and open sexually
I like outdoorsy guys

Meh

My belly is cute
Glad you got a laugh

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>Muh dik

You really think that is the only thing that people hate black men for? If that was the only difference, noone would give a shit.

Mfw low IQ uses racism to claim someone is racist.
Stupid.Fucking.Nigger.

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you got sensitive nipples? also why do all girls like being choked?

>no timestamp
>overweight
>server
>server that actually needs to write things down instead of just remembering things
>server who's never been pregnant and is still overweight despite having a job that requires dozens of miles of walking everyday
You're the worst.
t. Bartender

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Posting timestamp with everything so this turd can suck my dick

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>Piping down

You're definitely a white guy larping as a darkie. What a cuck

What do you think of this?

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user, concerned for the important part.
God bless you, user.
>God bless.

>I'm a bigger girl

That's quite an understatement

show your dick then

>shouts racism
>abandoned his own race.
So you agree that the black woman is undesirable. I get why you niggers go for that prime white first chance you get.

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Y'all really have no idea who is behind what computer. That's cool though. I don't give a shit and I'm not posting dick pics anymore. Not my thread

Answer this Also: How much do you like loli?

bitch ur feet are fucked lmao

You sound like a white guy desperately trying to use black vernacular. Pathetic

Ok Quinten Tarantino, we get it, you’re “down” with the “negros” and they think you’re so cool that they let you call them nigga. We get it, but we don’t care.

You're seriously fuckin ugly. That Pokemon tatt is trash, too. You're just a fat slut who has nothing worth paying attention to but easy pussy for equally trashy faggots.

Wanna see me suck my own cock?

Kik mrgoood52 m24

Does it bother you that you've failed as a woman and the only attention you can get from men is being their cum dump when they're desperate?

>Drank my own piss

Why? Did you get paid or something?

Was there a video?

I use to be in love with him long after we broke up but it's been so long hes probably a different person now

Sorry I'm in florida

Probably yea

Sex
But i also bruise super easy

Yes and not all girls but I do so idk
Good question

U are dumb

7 in
Yes

Already stated that in previous comments
I have major scarring on my feet and I am barefoot whenever I can be

Join the club of insults...you think I care what you think of me neckbeard?

son you haven't seen the fatty attention thots that fill this place, I ain't knighting here, just stating a fact, this bitch is aneroxic in comparison to the ones you meet on discord or the soc threads, I'm not fucking exaggerating one bit, I have gone through dozens of them

if you don't suck my whole left nut. I'm not with that divide and conquer bullshit. I love black women. I love my people. The fact that I'm with a white woman nothing. At the end of the day I'm still a nigga. I'm trying to introduce her to my culture though. I keep showing her the most thuggish music. She has to understand and appreciate the roughness before I show her the chill music I know she'd like. It's all about acceptance.

Comethazine - Just Saying is a great example if you're curious. Bawskee 3.5 is gonna be crazy.

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I fucked this whore. She is a whore. None of this is true, but judging from her whorish stats, it is only a matter of time. Fuck you soon whore

You're not fooling anyone

OMG, I fucked her too!

that's crazy.

"not all girls" I haven't met a girl yet that didn't have that secret fetish. I knew you liked it. That's crazy, huh? I don't even know you. What music are you fucking with right now?

jealous little dick whiteboi

Not at all. I'm actually shocked Yea Forums still accepts this bullshit. Find validation elsewhere whore

ITT: Incels

do many of the people close to you know about you sleeping around? what do they think of it?

im a 20 y/o bi dude and ive been with enough people i don't even count anymore. most of my mates apart from the one girl that does the same as me think its really worrying but it keeps me in good shape and i enjoy it.

Seems like the kind of girl you would not call back

+16306446605 fuck all you assholes talkin shit. Come at me bro.

Of course the pavement ape would defend a pudgy white girl

>literally nobody:
>you: I’m black and an attention seeker
>you: why are you mocking me?!

So fresh

Foolin who about what nigga?? Ask me a question about black culture. Oh wait, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about though.

keep coping with your little dick. must suck to be so racist and insecure because of your small peepee.

I know you don’t have a dad

Do blacks have culture? I thought they just played victim? I stand corrected, "black culture"

Okay okay, you can suck my right nut. Jeez, you guys are so greedy...

Lol you retarded as fuck race baiting nigger 0/10. No one mentioned those 2 black people until you did. Fuckin Loser

Jesus Christ, what is that fucking face, and that tattoo? We're all just sitting here talking to some retard. Show your fuck ugly face and/or pussy, please.

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some real question asked on the very beginning

I'm enjoying this thread

I could have your bitch calling me daddy though. If you could ever get a bitch. Step your dick game up sir.
>believes I'm black now
>kys

everyone:
her: any questions about my whoring?
everyone: fuck you
her: fuck you racist
everyone: suck my balls whore bitch

this is a very natural progression

Playing the victim card and lashing out aggressively, wow, you may be a LARPer but you are capturing the black man vibe perfectly!

You're a dumb doodoo head

No questions comments or concerns. You're a slut who's not ashamed of it, good on you.

Bare in mind your target audience here is kids, virgins, and those weird guys who couldn't fuck a lass (if they could get one) who wasn't a virgin so I don't get why you're attention seeking here.

Good on you for not being ashamed of loving dick though.

Now you can't deepthroat me. That's where I draw the line.

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Do we have a measure to estimate the amount of validation said whore has received? Someone chart this shit!

Well, she’s not attractive so there’s nothing much left to ask her for

fat fuck, hit the gym or something. or just stop eating mcdonalds fat fuck.

My bad must be one of the mud sharks who can’t get white pussy so you settle for the trash of society

Years from now, they will look upon this thread and wonder, "da fuck?"

Let's see how loose your pussy hole is. Can you gape for us slut?

get in this Discord /GRp54f

Nah

Not paid
Yes video but I dont have it

No you didnt

Lol yea right

Yea i guess it is common
Right now I'm really into Joji and Samsa...sadboi shit

No no one know, kind of a confession why I posted on here

I have not called anyone racist
You have me confused with other user

I'm glad that you've accepted you are a nigger. That is the first step to curong your niggeritis.

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Answer the fucking question

I'm curious how do the racist people think about mixed children

My ex lived in Florida. Unfortunately I’m not flying all the way down there to get some pussy. Would have been nice though.

weight loss is really about stress. i eat whatever and work out. i know plenty of men that are in a sport that eat whatever too. But I try not to eat fast food too much just because it's a pretty heavy meal. I'm not the white girl OP. Just a guy who works out. Even though I haven't lifted in quite a while. Car isn't acting right. I still exercise at home

I hate fast food. I am a health food nut
I actually am doing the keto diet and have lost 10 lbs woo! Go me!

And perfectly encapsulating the stereotypical homophobia that niggers are famous for? You’re on fire dude, all that’seft for you to be a total stereotypical black guy is for you to stab everyone, collect the dole, and then get duped by a Jew into supporting whatever causes he tells you to support because you’re incapable of critical thinking in a way that allows you to form your own opinions.

Fuck world peace and climate change! These are the real issues and questions!

Have we reached 25% validation yet?

no timestamp.....

TOP KEK

You do realise only 10% of men have dicks over 7inches? And that its all about girth. Doesn't matter if you are the tallest girl on the planet. The most you will feel is around your pussy and 3 inches inside it.

You do care what people think, you retarded cow. You're fishing for attention from incels, neckbeards and autists. Fuckin think about it for a second. You're pathetic as shit, and ugly. You can't even find people irl who give a damn about you. You're seriously just trash. Consider suicide, because all you're looking at for a future is being a whore til you hit 30, then crashing into eternal solitude when even the incels won't fuck your saggy fat ass anymore.

>I've had sex with 29 guys.
very hot, you planing to settle down now or bang more?

fuck the timestamp, we've reached 28% validation! We might do it!!!!

OP here, who are you talking to?

Lurk moar

By my estimate, whore may very well reach validation saturation within the hour

this.

OP has no idea. Girth is everything.

7 inch pencil dick won't do anything to my pussy

a 4 inch girthy monster will make me spray cum all over his dick

>homophobic because I won't let your tonsils meet my cock
you gay dudes are really pushing this agenda.. uh, i don't know what the fuck else you're blabbering about. Do you even talk to people outside the internet?

>2 black guys
at the same time?
Done any gangbangs? if not, why not?

Honestly not looking for validation
I like to be degraded and I figured what better way than to post my truth on b...I'm eating it up

Depends on what settle down means
I'm still in love with my recent ex...I want to have his babies

You already know.

This dude talking about girth when we need to elevate this whore to mount Olympus!

You can spray cum from your asshole ?

don't nobody care about your gay sex.
>inb4 Igottacunt
>timestamp slut

you like thick dicks bro?

you don't realize it, but yes, in fact, you are

Guys, by my estimate, we have reached 30%

I have no idea?
Yea I like girth obviously but a fat dick does me no good when it's only 4 in long

Out of the 29 guys I've been with only 3 have had a dick under 6 in.

Holy shit! We've have reached 32% validation saturation!

I would never marry a girl who has fucked over 5 guys.

95% of males won't even consider it.

Enjoy your cats

I didnt post that sooooo

Hmm, not inline with dick statistic, but sure, whatever you say

You do realise the average dick size is 5.5 inches?

You probably have no idea what the length of dicks you've been fucking.

are we going to see more pics of you, or you just like to chat with anons? preferably your wet pussy

Imagine being such a piece of shit that you convince yourself to start enjoying being told how worthless you are. Kekkles.

>I never plan to get married.
a dedicated cock carousel lifer, sweet! I work with a woman like you, she's in her 40s, on all the various apps, gets laid literally every weekend by whoever she wants.
pretty sweet life really if you're into that thing. She (my coworker) did have to get fake tits though, to keep attracting the type of guys she likes

How does it feel to be a worthless slut nobody cares about?

So you are saying 91% of guys you have fucked have HIGHER THAN AVERAGE dick size?

Way way way higher than average. The average american peen0r is 5.5 inches

Oh no! We are slipping, we are on a downward slope! Validation has fallen to 28%. Guys, give her dick, ASAP

Do you like loli?

Most girls I know have fucked 5 guys before 20 yrs old.
Good luck with that foreveralone

How many girls have you slept with?

hahahahahahhahahah

Get a FUCKING ruler next time you fuck. Or stop listening to guys over-inflated self-assessed size.

I tell my girls I am 7 inches. In reality I am just over 5.9

[source not cited]
Personally I hate virgins. I need a pussy with mileage. I'm not trying to teach a girl how to fuck and suck.

Alot of negative comments. She came looking for validation. Come on Yea Forums, the child was raised on dick, and dick alone. Let's lift her up.

>I can just have fun and not get attached
ah fuck you're making me diamonds here. i love sluts who just want to fuck SOOO much, what state are you in?

Take a shit for us.

This is such a shit meme
Fuck off cancer

Yeah, but you responded because you knew it was about you despite the misattributing. Seriously, though. Kill yourself. Infact, do it here. You'll get more attention than your putrid axe wound ever could.

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Wrecked boobs pussy too.

>She actually beloved guys that told her they had 7" dicks
Topkek

Fuck, 28%, at this rate, validation saturation will not be obtained until nightfall. We will loose her, Yea Forums, sucking another stupid dick, wondering if anyone cares about the dick she be sucking on

OP READ THIS

Look tryhard and cringey af. 2/10 boobs.

where's your source on men not enjoying women that have had more than 5 cocks? How can you tell? You've taken more than 5 and know how it affects moods?

Vomit

So fresh

She doesn’t but don’t tell bitches that. Let them all believe we’ve all got 8inch donkey cocks

Lol my area code

>Get called out for pretending to be black

>Doubles down

Guys, she is isn't vomit. She is what you call a "practice girl"

Cool, let me be number 30.

Ahaha wtf is that ??

How tf does she not catch stds?

Good job! You're 1/10 of the way there!

8 inches is donkey? To a guy probably. Assholes have different standards I suppose

Wait, what? My dick is actually larger than average? The fuck?

You are making me laugh
Please continue

Say it slower daddy

My mom cares about me

No

I mean no I didnt fucking measure each one but probably around 10 were around 7
10 around 5.5 to 6
I'll say probably 5 were under 5.5
1 was micro poor guy
And I know for fact 3 were monster cocks

She said she came here to get humiliated
Stop being cancer

user's dick size is much more interesting than some Yea Forums whore

When are you gonna let a real nigga fuck you in the butt?

No

>so under 6 is too small for me just being honest
dicklets on suicide watch, even this jelly belly demands a big one

You're the kind of slut that tells people she likes it rough, then calls the pigs when daddy shows her a good time.

Everyone on here claims to have an 8 inch dick because they measure from their asshole

And you believe that shit? Come on dude

how do you know you never had an std

How did you fucked a micro penis ?

You caught me bro. I'm really a white guy named Steven. I just really want to be black man...

Nice Reddit spacing

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26% validation saturation. Frankly, I'm a little disappointed. Not as disappointed as I would be if OP was my daughter, but still

A new guy every 3 months for 7 years straight hahahaha, OP is truly wife material

Didnt realise you could google your own penis size

I'm not denying,
Maybe I just know how to pick the big ones

Does your name start with A?

More cringe. Your specialty, it seems?

So fresh

>My mom cares about me

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Lol I guess I technically didnt...I mean I was drunk and tried though

>he outs himself
Have sex

A truly appreciated literary reference

Lookin' like a starved raven

Banter isn’t your game, apparently

Ever wonder if these crappy threads are just a psych test?

Who cares, she's used fuckmeat so you might as well treat her like it. Get your dick in, nut and get out. I'd never consider marrying anyone that's fucked a nigger but at least I can get some use out of them.

>cam whore
>271 replies
never change 4gag

Is 5.5 really the average size?

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>Can you gape for us slut?
bump i really want to see that pussy

How does it feel being a nasty roastie?

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I've been tested...duh?

Nope B

No, I'm a pet tbh
I want a master with TPE

Your looking at it wrong. Some vaginas are just too big.

Niggers would be the experts on fake agendas, huh?

Niggervention : (noun) all theshit niggers lie about inventing because of the tremendous shame in not having their own written language or complex thoughts.

Always knew you were a nigger. You have that special triggered nigger feel about you that us white boys just can't reach. Gives me such gud vibes knowing you aretrying to imagine some contribution your people have made. Pro tip: you can't.

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please write VINCENT TIGOY on your body

thank you

my bad baby, you know I'm working on my dirty talk

how would you collect and analyze the data?

You never met a chick into humiliation? They’re all over the bdsm community

No, no no. you are giving yourself way to much credit. You came seeking validation for being a whore. Woman-up whore

SORRY OP BUT YOUR DICK SIZE STATS ARE WAY OUT OF WACK

At most you have fucked 3 guys over 7 inches,

BY THE STATISTICS THAT YOU CAN GOOGLE UP

The majority of guys you have fucked are between 5 and 6 inches.

Seriously anyone telling you larger is lying.

What really matters here is girth

I have learned. I came to the mountain top seeking enlightenment. I leave fulfilled. Thank you

why are you lying

you like thick dicks bro? dick expert over here

Lol, a master. All you're gonna find is some 50 year old fat jew who preys on women with no self esteem. His kinks all derived from erectile dysfunction, but at least he knows every line to the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Your mom won't love you anymore when she finds out you were letting Harvey Weinstein give you the goyglaze.

imagine trying this hard

I am a girl who loves dick. What can I say...

Someones already posted my nudes on here so whatever

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>I would never marry a girl who has fucked over 5 guys.
lmao you lame-ass incels go back to /r9k/ or /pol/. I'm married and my wife had 14 cocks before mine. She's great in bed!
these hoes need practice. also just top kek good luck at finding a woman in the USA who isn't crazily religious who hasn't fuck 5 dudes by the time she is done with college.
where the fuck are living Utah?

look here nigga. you know you're gonna get hit with a tit and timestamp. don't even try these lies.

Lol thats all u got self projection

Heey thats pretty good! Looks smaller than I expected

What do you do when not being a whore? Let me guess, study physics at University? Top 1% of AA placement? No, that's not you. To busy on Yea Forums giving shits about whatever the fuck

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Your pussy is DESTROYED

And here i am, male, didn't even kiss a girl/shared anything and somehow get herpes fml

So you are dumber then and admit it.

This

My gf has fucked 9 guys. I have fucked 16 girls.

She is the best fuck I have ever had. You want a girl to know what she is doing and you also want to know what you are doing.

By OPs dick measurements I have a 8 inch monster c0ck.

Pretty high standards for such a quality thread

I am a Doctor and even I can tell that pussy has had quite a few dicks.

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Not OP

Haemorrhoids????????

Nah, a thread like this is not useful data because there’s no control and the contributors are total randoms who may or may not be speaking truthfully in regards to what they truly believe. Too many shitposters.
You’d just end up with garbage data. So the only scientists/psychs that’d use here to compile survey data would be ones with an agenda to push.

i assume she makes them use condoms... haven't talked with her about that particular logistical challenge. i know she's on fetlife and people there post their last STI screening date

how do i go about getting a girl to let me nut in her butt? start with a thumb while hitting it from the back?

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Tasty asshole, I would love to cum deep inside

I appreciate the cool, calm, and collected response.

>You do realise only 10% of men have dicks over 7inches?

Uhhh, no. It's actually only 2%.

"Who the fuck cares?" Is a question. You asked for questions you dumb whore. No wonder you put out so easily, you're about as intelligent as you are wholesome. Kys

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Thermoplastic Elastomer?

I’m a virgin op, 23 , gimme advanced tips to get started.

Yes, Yea Forums is where it all starts...

you look kinda fat

what was that all-caps chant copypasta that ends like

ANDY SIIIXX ANDY SIIIIIIIIIIXXXX

Yes
Check the jigglypuff

No?

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come on now that's not you, the shirt is different.
stop baiting us and show the real pussy with your little timestamp card

I stand corrected. That is a good pic

How do you know I'm on fetlife?

Ask her?

Just be confident even if you have to fake it

I am, good observation

I'm chillin with family rn so I cant post real time, those i took a couple weeks ago

This might be the saddest post ever on Yea Forums

oh yeah this is the good stuff. got any dildos? you look like you could deepthroat real well since that's all you're good for. give us one of you choking on something you dumb slut

I happen to live in Florida. Down to DM? See where that takes us?

Cup size ?

And just like that, validation saturation has rebounded to 32%

Op you’re not that fat truthfully but no one cares if you’re a slut, and dont say you didn’t ask if anyone cared because you did. Any girl posting on /b is looking for attention from men, that’s a fact. We just don’t really like what we’re seeing so that’s why you get these responses. Fucking all these guys and the second you get some free time, you go online seeking even more attention from men. I wonder if you have an identity of your own, or do you just feel completely empty without a dick in you?

>How do you know I'm on fetlife?
I don't....
I was talking about this 40yr old committed slut that I work with -->

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At least you don’t bite your nails, you got that going for you. You could wash them though, just because you’re a literal piggy, your nails don’t need to be filthy all the time!

The thing about asking women if I can fuck them in the butt is that it makes me seem like enjoy anal. How do I get her to request it? Have you ever requested it? If another man never asked would you miss it?

I've seen sadder

I just moved to a new town after breaking up with my boyfriend so yea I feel pretty empty...

Okay you're pretty good. I'm actually from Florida too. If you're in my area by chance i'd love to show you a thing or five.

I understand. I'm searching too.

I bite the cuticles around my nails
They are dirty looking because I garden and I paint so it's literally a chore to keep them from being slightly discolored.
I plan to paint them today

You just don’t get sarcasm, do you? Is that a nigger thing or a you thing?

We laddie those holes are fucking wrecked

It's been rough for me too. I'm not at liberty to move though. Have you tried Tinder? Where could an interested party hit you up?

Hey Doc, are those bumps on her asshole piles?

Women constantly devaluing sex and wonder why they get treated the way they do by men

>holes

I've only done anal 3 times with my recent ex...

this is beautiful quite honestly. I can see why 29 dudes have stuck in here. pussy looks juicy and nicely shaved. that asshole is clean too, very aesthetic. i would absolutely stick my dick up that butt

>doesn't deny the pussy
i see you, girl

Anal sharpie or riot

>I've only done anal 3 times with my recent ex...
guarantee that if you put you do anal in a bumble or tinder bio you'll never be lonely again. dudes will be breaking down your door to bust a nut in that ass

then you must be shitting rock boulders regularly

You have been visited by the Laura of dead and dying threads.

This thread doesn't have much longer left to live. No need to mourn though; having reached the bump limit, the thread has lived a full life. Its popularity is a good indicator that the thread and its anons will live on in future iterations.

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Yeah dude, the piggy is right. Ask her. Girls appreciate communication, they’re not like guys, poking their asshole is not understood by girls as “Can I fuck your ass?” They literally just see it as “Why tf is this fag poking my ass?”
Ask if she’s up for it. Buy lube for the task. Spend time lubing her up and stretching her out, make a game of it. If you can make it fun, she’s gonna enjoy it more and be more likely to let you do it again. Good luck user