So this is how I start my birthday. Same as every day. Browsing for trap porn.
So this is how I start my birthday. Same as every day. Browsing for trap porn
Carson Long
Luis Sanchez
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear user
Happy birthday to you
Now go fap off to porn
Jaxson Scott
Happy birthday, why don't you give yourself a gift and change your lifestyle instead of continuing your negative daily routine?
Dylan Foster
Hope your life gets better user but my prayers are not of any use to you when you spend every single day infront of a fucking screen. Get out there user. Get fit. Socialise. Look for hobbies. Get a job that doesnt suck. If you need education for that, go ahead and study. Make small plans to achieve your big dreams. Step by step you will get better. Make this world your bitch. Godspeed user
Parker Bailey
what do you want for your birthday user?
Isaac Russell
Happy birthday user!
Lucas Perez
Well, you could be African on your birthday.
Tyler Smith
Happy Birthday user!!!
The world is a cruel place, but I believe in you, and I hope you have a wonderful day!! ~~~
Christopher Walker
Happy birthday homie
Isaiah Smith
Happy Birthday my man, I hope you enjoy the day and do what you love -- and if that includes emptying your balls to trap porn, that's fine too.
Jordan James
Happy birthday pal
Dylan Fisher
Happy birthday buddy! Hope you blast plenty of baby batter today!
Julian Cox
get your faggot ass up
take a good shower
put on some good clothes
step out into the world
hit up the local liquor store
steel some alcohol
slam alcohol behind the liquor store by the dumpsters
get drunk
meander through town with a good buzz on
find some girls to hang out with
steal some more alcohol
get them drunk
have sex with them in a park bathroom
>my 16th birthday
Brandon Martinez
based
Wyatt Adams
Happy birthday user! Don't be too hard on yourself, none of us here are okay.
Chase Ross
why not just buy the alcohol
Xavier Wilson
buy thy drugs of life
David Cruz
happy birthday user
Matthew Reyes
i was 16 you idiot
and i dont live in some eurotrash country with medieval laws where kids can buy booze
Easton Perez
ty fag
Carson Diaz
Hey it's my birthday too and I'm doing the exact same thing. Here's to you OP
Logan Reed
cope harder faggot.
how does it feel that you can die for your country as early as 17-18, but can't drink till 21?
Adam Ward
Nigger, my birthday was last week. My love blocked my number and my FB and called me a pretentious asshole because I wasn't sparkling fucking happy that she's a heroin whore again. Still hasn't talked to me, than my only 2 friends in the world proceeded to scream at each other all night while I threw up and almost died in a toilet. You're having a happy fucking birthday, appreciate it.
Nathaniel Turner
Your problems aren't real. You created them. Go away.
Blake Torres
that guy get's it!
Eli Hill
At least you're not frequenting loli threads. If that were the case you'd have to hang yourself.