Roast me, b

this one made me laugh, i cant even say anything about it

You're actually pretty cute, bad camera on your phone, but otherwise....cute. you have kik?

(haha thank you)

you look like the candidate for the next female school shooter and you're not a woman you look like a school shooter

You resemble Lana Beniko. Post full body you might be fit enough to cosplay as her.

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>Being 16 years old
>Getting so little attention from parents/boys that you turn to Yea Forums for attention

OP I want you to imagine me cornering you in a dark alley late at night when no one is around. You don't notice me as I approach you and billy club the ever living shit out of the back of your skull.

You hit the ground, drool dripping from your lips as I rip your pants down, my bulg-

Imagine me raping you, is what I'm saying.

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dave from boyinaband except its a tranny with even gayer hair

you look like my gf so nice.

It actually is your fault daddy left.

fine, fine

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na, im too fat

I love the hair dye! What color is that, stillbirth blue?

Hey wanna join a discord?

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hot, also im nearly 23 so

LOL

The Chubby Fairy with the saggy tits

I think you look just okay

how fat? lets us see and decide for ourselves.

Can't roast what's already burned..

okay ill bite, tell me what it's for, user

Okay well fuck, they are some hot as tits! Let’s see your pussy? Same colour pubes?

Wow you're cute as fuck kik.me ooby82

guuud guuuud

Show us your tits without holding them up.. do they droop?

Into thicc girls such as yourself. more body pics

More?

Lost

honestly wish it was this easy to get nudes irl

Keen to chat OP? kiwifunguy0012 on Kik

they droop a normal amount

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I hope someone cuts your clit off.

I really think you deserve it.

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my natural hair color is brown, actually

nice smiler pic

Whole body?

i'd clap your cheeks tbh

Show feet!

This is too difficult. Came here to roast only to start getting mesmerized like a fly drawn to a big juicy fucking steak.

Normal amount for a 50 yo with 3 kids haha

get the fuck outta here nigga

What can I say, I aim to please.

wow fucking owned

7/10 would fuck if you have daddy issues.
Show feets!

Dry dead hair, shit colour. Circles under your eyes, get some sleep. Top is totally style-less, need some feminine clothing

You're looking more thick then fat. Not a bad thing.

You look like a girl, bro.

yall are making me laugh so much!
thank you, boys

Finding it hard to roast when all I wanna do is suck on your tits

You guys are worse than child molesters and murderers.

Make me, boy

im flattered you think im a guy

Show your feet too

Fucking hot baby! Show us that wet pussy and clit! Fapping HARD!

posts your fucking address

Get your pussy out for the /b lads

white bull here, i want to destroy you.

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you look like a dude who tried to cosplay as miku but dosent pass

honestly? girl on the right almost looks like me, shitty hair and all

Shit posting mainly...there's like only a few e girls in here I need more female friends tbh lmao

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the biggest roast of all

Waiting for that pussy

Too fat. Lose 20-30% body weight.

no, not this time
im not shaved!

Did you know people with a foot fetish are more likely to be descendants of slaves and cucks, thus increasing the chance of being one by 57%

aw, i thought you were gonna say anorexia or something

Let’s see it.. love a good unshaven pussy

Gonnz borrow mom's car to come find me?

Nice feet

come on loser do it

>bull
bulls are male, dumb bitch

I for one don't care, still wanna see. You want to be roasted? Let us roast the roast beef.

do you like to be forced

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Lul thanks

well thank you, user

Nice belly want to add me at kik?

Nah genuine question

You have a terrible jumper.

The lighting in this photograph is sadly not perfect.

cute and cool, quirky tho?

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step 2 after tits and timestamp, sharpie in pooper

The real roast here is the fact that you would do this at all. Is the need for self validation really so much for you that you'll include your face in these?
Let me tell you, you'll feel validated in 5 years when this is still being reposted here.
Thanks for the crank material, perhaps worry more about personality and charisma next time

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You guys are fucking thirsty. You are falling for OP's tricks. She doesn't want to get roasted, she wants to be ogled at and lusted over. This was all a trick to make you soy-boys thirst over some snatch that looks like a bulldog eating mayonnaise.

hey show us your butthole

Hurry up OP.. let us roast those hairy beef flaps

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fuck, now i gotta kill myself

No fuck you dont tell me what to do

You roasted everyone in this fucking thread

On second thought, I'd rather see feet than puss, so show feet instead!

a bit too quirky in all honesty

Show asshole, I bet it's beautiful

thank you, baby

fuck you man I want to see some pussy

At me at kik please

you're right! i was sad and wanted attention

It's sad

not gonna get head so i don't care

Nah, feets are boring ... Show pussy

yall, i aint posting pussy

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you are ugly enough to look like harambe so dicks out for you! you filthy cum dumpster whore

Why not both. god damn it
>checking your 911

nah man dont show pussy it what all these thirsty ass beta cucks want

then what worth are you?

Then you kind of owe us feet, in a way

mm teeth

no worth at all!

what about poopoo hole

So?

Full body? Please?

post some more tits at least, they're gorgeous

Wtf OP? Why not? Haha make our days

How I told, feets are bleh, I don't understand this fetish for this

Send booty pics you attention whore

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MORE TITS

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HA GOTCHA!
We did it boys! We got her to post a smile!

shes not postin puss cuz i, her boyfriend, told her not to lmao

Booooooooh

Who gives a fuck what you like or understand. I asked for OP's feet. Not your agreement.
Would motorboat

yup

Post more smiles.
I like happy people. They make me happy.

The expression on your face here is priceless. Looks like you're about to have a seizure.

it's true, actually

get rid of this sweater, its awful

This the real shit

lmao shut up nigger boi thinking he can get white girl pussy

sad floppy socks full of loose change tits

nice sweater, post smiles

roast the little pimple on my butt

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don't dog on em i like em

but how will people know it's me?

Plz op, gimme a smidgeon of them teef

aight now the question is who is taking the photos

For fucks sake get a better camera. This one is rotten potato quality.

Checked.
OP must deliver upside-down frown.

you were cucked as soon as she posted tits. why even stop there

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use ur face, its handy sometimes

Askin the real questions here.

JUST MOVE THE HAND OP PLEASE

dont send nudes, send smiles!!

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please post more tummy, unironically

im taking them on my laptop, wireless mouse

I believe the technical term for this is "totes adorbs."

buy me one

Ok now you’re just teasing.. use the hand to spread your pussy, not block it

Logitech webcam from 2003 probably.

Yummy

this isn't r/faggots you nigger

there we go, everyone’s happy now =)

You have a boyfriend I'm not spending money on a random attention slut.

good girl, now tell me what is you favorite sex position

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i came here to get roasted, but you guys made my day tbh

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>Checked

I can see a tiny sliver of your labia. Thanks slut. Now I will bust.

You made ours, pretty lady.
Thanks a million.

Every poster BTFO

Damn good shit right here
Op delivers

The only thing thirstier than the people in this thread is the thirst you have for the attention you never got from your father.

Your really cute hopefully one day I can find a girl like you.

We’ve made your day.. we’ll spread your hairy pussy to make ours...

kek if you actually leave your house loser

Damn cutie
Would smash
Final destination kirby only

it's true!

I actually went in for a job interview today and I think I might get it.

show these Yea Forums spergs a decent rack and they'll do anything to make your day better

i believe in you, user!

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why did this roastme turn into such a wholesome bread

Good luck out there, buddy.

Also, shit, this thread got so fuckin wholesome.

hehehe

i dont know! but im so happy it did

same, made my morning :)

ok show pussy or youre fake.

...

you would be a nice slampig
show ass?

Inning that first pic kinda reminds me of masha for some reason. She's always on my mind lately

Only good thread on Yea Forums for a while i think

even if you're fake (though i doubt it), thank you for smiling!

I’m currently tributing your pic.

am i the only one that thinks she done goofed up?

nah bro she done did it

nothing is better than wholesome in the morning ;D

Thanks! That really turns me on!

Smoke a cigarette pls

are you backtracing this right now nice try fbi

still think this is fake. she cant show pussy because there is no shot in the set.

more tits and u will get more contibutions

I want to cumtribute you, where can I send the vid after?

I would fuck you, for 500bucks ^^ you look creepy af ... I should brush your teeth, they really look fucked up, I bet you smell like a cesspool out of this fucked up mouth

Yea Forumsros you happy?

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Lemme un-make it for you you fat fucking sow, you look like a shitty tess holiday knock off you god damn bovine.

Do you prefer skinny niggas with small muscles or slightly chubby niggas with big muscles? Question is for research purposes.

Can't believe it worked

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You literally look like a female shrek your tits are some of the most disgusting sacks of fat ive ever seen fucking thristy soyboys up here in this thread.

pls dont b mean, we tryna hav gud time here

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You must be new here.

More tits and belly please

damn went from a moment of wholesomeness to standard angry b

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well maybe if this dollar store billie eilish knew her place I wouldn't have to be a dick

hey user... you should join this sever:
gg/pNJRyH
it's a place for people like you :>

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You’re pretty. Given time we could be happy

now sad

Well this bitch is ugly.

Not much to roast, over all 7.5/10 hair 3/10 ass 9/10 tits 8/10

no regrets, boys

Wtf your smile is cute as hell. Takes you from a 5 to an 8 for me, tbh. Would cuddle.

new thread when this limits?
i was happy there for a while

this

7.5/10 are you blind, dude?

She is a 4/10

nah u only made me laugh more

love a good dad bod

Wtf is wrong with you guys? She is ugly AF

i dont trust like that

pls no mean. stap.
mean bad

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>short green hair
>fat
>mental disorder

Go back to tumblr

And obligatory “pussy or gtfo”

sure, i might make a new thread, why not

i left tumblr after the porn ban, nice try tho

maybe, we should’ve left while it was good

its okay user, these people make me laugh!

Okay Willem Dafoe, literally shows anything but pussy just not to feel used. Good job

This tumblr shit sure is ruining our board.

boyfriend here, you should pm me pics of pussy and NOT any of these fuckers

That smiles is a big oof

it's not that, it's just that my boyfriend isn't okay with it

it's a discord sever invite link.
discord.
gg//pNJRyH

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you can laugh about this all you want, you can't hide the daddy issues.

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good oof or bad oof?

baby no, this is bad touch

ACTUAL FUCKING KEK. Hes okay with you whoring out on 4chin but suddenly pussy is out off the table. Holy shit, hopefully he has to hold your hand too while people rail you so he can feel somewhat in control

Cheeki breeki?

Issa bad. Dont worry my smile is fucked too

word, i need braces

nah, he just wants to watch

i cant believe boris wants me on his discord server

This is too funny to be true, post face so I know it's not another Yea Forumstard

no, it's a good place. many timeless memories, good times, and great people reside there. such a great story (one that is of many stories), one that will be told for a very long time to come, by many people.

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nope, im not lying

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You post on this cesspool only too find males as terrible as you.

I use the term terrible to say you have mental health issues, from your photo you are also fat.

Thanks for playing, put a gun in your mouth and take the your wig off.

youtube.com/watch?v=DeTzzmo-h7U

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U got any social media like a ig?

>Nice try

Now I feel personally offended, who would think a toilet freshener would answer back

Not missing your safe space?

no, i dont have internet

hey there cowboy calm down there

what's your name, user?

To be fair, you gotta have a really high IQ to post on Yea Forums

idk, what would you name me?

Damn right bro

no, not really. /gif/ is better for porn anyway

Ugly fat cow

Worthless bitch

Vol'Kazar from the Third Reich

Cutie, any full-body pics?

Dirty teeth bitch

Tess Holiday Jr.

La’Quishria

take it one day at a time, user. once you get on proper meds and talk to a good therapist, you'll realize there's more to life than this.

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this calls for a new thread, bout to hit limit yall :)

I support any fatso posting, just be honest about it

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Show penis

i would name you...
sophia?
emma?
arabella?

i have no clue.

ty, ty, these are all really good

oh no :(

You look like you don't shave your armpits

The mother of my children

Trips, nuff said

Show asshole, please

ur right, and im planning to dye them pink too

This pic makes you cuter, seriously

Where ya from fam? America? UK? One of the other inferior places?

Good to be here anyway

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...

I'll bet there's pussy coming soon, it's not like they've never said "no" and sent 10 mins later before.

america, yes

Only one guess where I'm from

youtube.com/watch?v=ZNCUgFeIjyM

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Glorious. Ditch the sjw hair and you are beautiful. Got any pics without the dye?

where can i talk to you on?

I can't wait till your happy pills wear off and you feel insulted

dont hold your breath, user!

nahhhh i can't, you look like the perfect hug buddy for me

You're 100% lovely-looking with a very cute bottom and an even cuter smile - both of which I would gladly see more of!

That great big jumper is an adorable look on you, too.

i actually havent taken em yet. gotta have breakfast first!

aw, hugs for you user!

Got me wanking please more tits and ass so I can cum

Then go to sleep, its only a few hours until morning over there
Also, you look like a Tumblr riddled Emma Blackery

You using Yea Forums is a reason enough to be embarrassed

Mashhad, Iran.

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Yo OP, you might feel good in the moment, but make sure you pay it (the attention) forward. Statistically one of the lonely assholes in this thread will commit sudoku one day. Get on some chat or something and tell some random ugly cunt that he's cute, stroke someones ego, like these retards are doing for you right now.

Wow. This thread exploded quick.

Nice smile user. Keep smilin' ^-^

East coast probably.

Using 4channel as a place to be free

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ooo, you gonna zero in on me? make sure to stop by and say hi!

Not sure if joking, but sounds kinda fun.

I know cancer meds are expensive, but couldn't you put at least some money into a better wig?

oh trust me, i do!
everybody deserves to be treated well, even you

>commit sudoku
I dont think you understand what that means

right? the hard part is gonna be bleaching, i have to keep my fuckin arms up the whole time

gg/SeS5gn
Help me out anons

our freedoms are being whittled away at... we must band together before have no more freedoms, particularly on the internet. it is the last wild west, or it was. do not let yourself be consumed by the machine, user. we must fight the machine.

why it says i'm banned

Picture of a sharpie in your butthole?

How about you don't take them you decrepit bitch. Do us all a favour and commit dead

Nice engrish

>bump limit reached

emma, you're Emma from now on

Kinda, the amateur stuff is more b turf.

And you do have a boyfriend? The man must be thirsty af if he went with ya

no wig here, just a widow's peak

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How you Americans run the world makes this happen

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I'd name you Fetishina Buttzekzia II

oof, that was a good one!

You have a mental illness
I see it

I know you already said US, but you look German

femanons like you are the reason I keep coming back here. show your ass please

>emma

yes user, this is it. it's emma. her name is emma.

your name is emma, user.

>not realizing a synthesis of man and machine is the best hope for humanity's future

i have several! dont need an image board to tell me that ;P

ctrl + f for emma thread coming up?

Lets see the midriff

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i suppose my name IS emma now

Several..? Tell me more

still smilin’ =D

Is this a picture of the full moon? I hope you don't know any werewolves.

emma fields

you're pretty and I love your hair!! honestly the poor af shitty hair look is always cute

just spent half an hour on omegle showing nice dudes my tits so we're in the same boat lol

Haha, I've never dyed anything so I hadn't even thought.

Well, Godspeed, brave user - you're commitment to colourful underarm adornment is admirable.

dont forget about the most important two things, post some more of these cute boobies

since you're in the showing mood, let us get a look at them

more tits

adhd, ptsd, anxiety, depression, the usual

I'm waiting to see your ass crack

thank you! maybe you should give it a try sometime too! it's very fun

I’m not a /pol/ack, but if I manage to zero on ya, let me smash

ass for trips?

Pretty easy to run the world.

A couple nuclear weapons, a couple hot woman and that's it

There are other continues that know the same recipe

youtube.com/watch?v=p9CcmFSU_xA

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maybe, if youre cute ;)

>ptsd
>adhd
western new age pharmaceutical industry fake illness
anxiety and depression sucks, though

word, i wouldnt wish this on anybody

>ptsd
>fake
Welp, guess all those war vets are just pussies that gotta man up

I want you to breast feed me

Finally, didn’t even need to ask if your bf liked your dick.

for a roasting this is pretty tame :/

>war veterans
>attention whores

right? im asking for more roasts in the next thread

imagine if we saw your feet haha

ok fine :) but this is emma's thread and i'm all showed out so this is my first and last

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You've got a great ass, if not pussy show asshole plz?

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cute nipples

"emma" here, nice tits ;)))

hi!

Hmmm, maybe as a faintly-androgynous floppy-haired 18-year-old, I don't quite know what girls would make of me with pink armpits these days!

i prefer the term "professional murderers with regrets"

new thread

fuck you bitch nigger ugly trans retarded bitch I hope you go bald u fucking femenist 10IQ dumb shit. died.

no quotes needed, that's your name now :p

and thank you, you're gorgeous and apparently i am so gay

This image makes you look STONED