Be me, yesterday

>be me, yesterday
>post an air refreshener on my snapchat pretending its a cart (pic related)
>gullible ass friend swipes up on my story
>"hey user, i seriously cant tell if thats an air refreshener or an actual cart"
>"no its a real cart, they are made to look like them"
>"oh sweet, i know a guy that is interested in buying"
>mfw im about to get an easy 35 from these dumbasses
>my friend even tells me who it is, and its this retarded edgelord that thinks hes a badass
>mfw im literally about to get the easiest $35 in my life
>in the midst of all this im with friends so obviously im not on my phone
>get home
>charge phone
>new user added me
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>its titled "un-known"
>mfw i already know who tf this is
>"hey user, what shit are you selling"
>"well im selling a cart my good friend, and its all yours for $35 if you want"
>let me see a video of how it works
>send him a 30 second video of me walking to my car and plugging it in
>he leaves me on read for 10 minutes
>says some incoherent retarded shit i cant even be bothered to remember
>so... i guess you arent buying
>still on read as of now
>text gullible friend who brought it up to me
>"hey he agreed to meet me at so and so park, im gonna need you to be there at 1:05 A.M. sharp since i barely know this guy and i dont want this to go south"
>gullible friend hasnt replied yet.

wish me luck on my quest Yea Forumsros
also if roll dubs i will post retarded edgelord's throwaway snap account.

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what the fuck is a cart you 13 year old summer fag

whats a fucking cart, wack ass

also roll i guess

its the lingo around the area for a dab pen cartridge
fucking boomers

...

They're these cartridges of THC vape juice you vape out of a vaporizer pen. I have one and they are the gayest shit ever but it's hard to hide bud from my parents so until I move out in stuck with it.

So we are the stupid ones and yet you thought for one second somebody would be as stupid as you and think that was a cartridge for the pen Vape? I think you just clearly showed who the dumbass is

Rolling I guess

im in college and not a single fucking soul ive met has ever used that word in that context you fucking retard

Cart is short for Cartridge
The vape juice kind
Jesus, incels