How do women keep their assholes so clean? They are always smooth and totally fresh looking while men have hair...

How do women keep their assholes so clean? They are always smooth and totally fresh looking while men have hair, shit stains, red friction marks, etc even after wiping over and over

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if you werent an incel you would know that womens assholes are hairy too. Real life isnt porn, user.

It’s all an act retard.
They douche, shave and sanitize like 4 times before the director says action
Any other time their assholes are worse than yours

No there assholes aren't hairy. I have been with 3 women total and 2 long LTR which i lived with and neither of these women EVER had dirty assholes and they didn't have any hair either. I ate their ass countless times and never once did it stink or have any nasty hair. One shower a day was enough to keep them fresh all day long. Meanwhile my own ass always feels dirty unless i shower 2-3x a day

I mean 3 relationships doesn't exactly give you a large sample size. My long term GF isn't hairy, but there are a few stray hairs around her asshole.

yeah in porn
in real life many women have hair around their asshole, alot less than men though but they stull have it.
In real life they dont expect anal every day so they dont prepare their assholes to look nice.
I sense that you are just a massive faggot that wants tips on how to clean your asshole and avoid "red friction marks"

So you think real life women walk around with smelly hairy assholes? lol. Every woman's holes i have seen have been fresh, smooth, and clean apart from just after their period when their pussy has a funk. Their assholes are spotless and look like new

I've only been with one girl who had a dirty problem.... she started clean, but after a couple years she gained a shit ton of weight and literally had ass smeared in her cheeks all the time cuz she couldn't wipe properly.

Every other girl I've ever been with has been smooth, clean, non-hairy, and their assholes are just perfect. One night stands, all the way thru 6 year relationships. None of them shaved, either. To be fair most women I've dated were asian and they simply don't have hair almost anywhere, but even the white girls I fucked and latina didn't. Mine looks like someone blew it out, never understood how women have such nice assholes.

Yeah i DO want tips because i am fucking sick of walking around with an itchy smelly ass despite showering every morning.Even if i just walk around for half an hour my ass is itchy and has an odor of shit and sweat. I am showering 3-5x a day at this point while my GF showers once in the morning, i can eat her ass hours later at 8pm and ZERO bad smell

not dirty. just a few hairs here and there is what Im saying retardo.

lol you're just nasty motherfucker

190lbs at 6'2.

Here's some insight, OP.

I have directed porn since 1990. I have directed porn videos for pretty much every major site you've beaten off to. There's a ubiquitous amount of VHS and DVD tapes floating around to this day. I am successful at directing it. I won't give anymore info than that.

The girls prepare for any scene by vigorously cleaning each hole. It's very common that they actually bleach their assholes (professionally done). If they're going to do an anal scene they stretch for about 20 minutes pre-scene. That's why those huge fake rubber dicks we often use to fill in for when dudes go limp after shooting all day fit so easily in there. A lot of the girls have admitted "they wish their asshole looked this good all the time" which is indicative of two things:

A.) They don't constantly keep it neat and tidy as they do for porn.

B.) THEY PROBABLY HAVE AN ASSHOLE SIMILAR TO YOURS OFF-SET.

Real life isn't porn, genius.

Stop eating fast food and try a salad. You'd be amazed after a week how much less you need to wipe.

Break up with her immediately. That's disgusting.

This is high quality b8. Basically what everyone else has said. Spicks and Greeks can be pretty hairy. Also unless they have an enema, like pornstars, you’ve got a good chance of getting shit on your dick. Get with more girls and quit letting porn create your reality.

correct
LARP. irl virgin
correct
your baby sister isnt a woman

larping but correct
coconut oil you dumb faggot

how many

Gold Bond powder. Shave your ass hair if not completely off, then close to the skin. Use a flushable wipe after toilet paper. If that doesn’t work you may need to see a doc for some kind of jock itch fungus. But if it’s just sweat and funk than that should hook you up. Also checked.

This is the biggest bait ever but fuck it I'm bored so I'll bite I guess.

I'm a female who owns an asshole and I can assure everyone that it can get a bit hairy (granted mine is no where near how a guys will get) and I have a lot of red friction Mark's between my ass cheeks (fat ass problems and it doesnt help that I'm a paranoid wiper and i wipe excessively)
The smell is bound to happen. It's a warm dark humid area that doesnt get much air flow and light so it wont smell the greatest all the time.

I put a lot of care into my asshole but it still isnt perfect

>men have hair, shit stains, red friction marks, etc even after wiping over and over
uhhh, no, men dont have this... you sound completely degenerate

It's their diet. They probably eat salads and exercise, keeping everything clean and efficient.
Meanwhile your diet of Mountain Dew and doritos gives you peanut butter shits you have to wipe out.

you are obese. you dont take care of your ass. the garbage that goes in your mouth makes yoour ass fat anf your asshole unhealthy and smelly.

Nope I'm not obese at all lol

try taking a shower and going for a run once a week. thank me later.

As someone who has licked asshole before if a girl has decent hygiene they usually stay pretty clean and fresh. A lot of guys are gorss fucks and don't bother shaving or anything and don't even wipe their ass or clean it properly when in the shower.

>scratch itchy butt
>get dirt/shit smears under my nails
Lol I don't bathe properly.

Virgin faggot detected. Less dragon dildos, more bidet / handshower. Oh you live in a 3rd world country? Ask Jamal steal you one.
This guy knows
Talk about butthurt

>how do they keep it so clean
By cleaning it, user. It's not some intriguing mystery

So dicks in porn are mostly fake?

>literally had ass smeared in her cheeks

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