I blew a huge load to Marilyn Monroe's nudes and honestly it was one of the best faps I've had all month. Can we have a thread for pre-60s smut?
I blew a huge load to Marilyn Monroe's nudes and honestly it was one of the best faps I've had all month...
yes but only if it's bisexual
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double dubs double wins
My maternal grandfather dated MM in 1947 for 2 months. And yes, he did seal the deal.
It's my family's only one true claim to fame.
Marilyn Monroe is sexy as fuck. A timeless fap. She's also got the best taste in fuck-me-heels at a time when women were so conservative with their footwear. This pic alone is something I jack off to at least once month.
is your last name DiMaggio
She fucked so many guys user. That's kinda like being a descendant of Genghis Kahn
My maternal gradfather got blown by your grandfather
>She's also got the best taste in fuck-me-heels at a time when women were so conservative with their footwear.
More like she literally invented the concept of fuck-me-heels. Every stripper and hooker who wears clear platform heels is paying tribute to her.
This interests me. Bump.
>A timeless fap.
Because you never got to see her grow old, and so her image is immortalized like Bruce Lee. A lot more people would be jacking off to Elizabeth Taylor if she didn't sour her image by becoming an old hag.
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Problem with other celebs at the time like Elizabeth and Audrey Hepburn is that they had that usual "classy" image that leaves them more like queens than someone you would fantasize choking with your cock like Marilyn. Marilyn became popular because she was the de-facto most-fapped-to slut in America and she loved knowing it. Marilyn was basically the closest thing people had to a pornstar back in those days of heavy censorship. Hell, even the president fucked her.
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user, don't brag about nutting to the pic of dead celebs.
Save that shit for someone over 60 or Max Landis
>getting upset at someone for jacking off to the most well-known sex icon in the world
You know this image is fake right?
Imagine fapping to this doughy, moon-faced trailer trash in the year of our lord 2019.
>fake
Nah, it came straight from an issue of Playboy.