Boutta smoke my first joint on Friday, any advice?

Take 1 or 2 hits, wait a few minutes and see how you feel before doing more. You might not even notice that you're high the first time

Also, you're forgetting an important component. The clover only appears if i type since4pass in the email field. So i could be doing this anonymously. And i'm not.

I literally came down here to say almost exactly this. We are the only two here who give a fuck about you, user.

1. Set yourself up for a pleasant experience; don't stress, don't try to overly control it, and keep it moving and active. Being active will keep your thoughts from looping. Focus externally for recreation and internally for self-help and/or panic attacks. "Roughly speaking."

2. Take a couple hits and wait until you peak. Don't overshoot the runway on your first few smokes or you'll likely regret it.

since its free to post in both places, its scary to think how many reddit golds youve bought. some people just arent smart with money. check into a financial advisor if you think you have too much money

ok this is it
1) dont stare at it for too long, just do it and take a small hit the first round, and also inhale it deep and let it out after like 3 seconds, dont try to do any cool tricks or nun.

2) dont get your fuckin spit on the mouthpeice so its not gross and doesnt canoe.

3) PASS IT, dont keep it unless its urs lol. but after your done coughing from the first hit; light it up a lil more and this time take a bigger and deeper hit and hold it in for onger.

4) since its your first time you wont finish the whole thing lol so either give it to a friend or snip off the end and save it for later in the night.

5) yea just have like 2 bottles of water and smoke it outside so it doesnt smell

I don't really like reddit. I don't like voting systems with comments.

Thanks for the advice, so I should take two hits to begin with right? Like the other user said. It’s a pretty pleasant experience, i’m doin with some chill peeps

yeah and fuck these faggots

gotta make sure its rolled right, will you be rolling it? use a crutch and dont break up or grind the weed too much and dont roll it too tight. pull the smoke into your mouth then inhale
as far as smell I'd really recommend against a joint if you're worried because it's gonna stick for awhile even with anything you might use to get rid of it. gonna need to be outside and maybe walking for a bit to get rid of it quicker
and as for red eyes just do yourself a favor and get eyedrops

can you please shut the FUCK up
some jackin my weed thread nigga

don't forget to bring a towel.

You should take 1 hit and see how you feel. You don't know the potency.

hmm I see, ok faggot
wait wh-

thanks fo the inhalation tips yo
nah this dude that’s been smokin it for a whiles gon be rollin it. It’s my other buds first time too so i’m not alone.
ayt i’ll wear a shit shirt and get some air freshener or sumn for a temporary solution. And i’ll remember to pick up eyedrops.

A shower gets the smell outta my body right?
ayt, noted

I recommend being able to chance setting you're in, such as walking outside or something. It can save a bad high if you end up feeling weird/anxious.

Also don't drink first time smoking.

i get it, the reddit meme. you should still look into that financial advisor because youre obviously bad with money

fuck why not? I was bout to bring over a 6 pack
why?

Or i have so much money that 20 bucks a year is worth a pittance of better features. Honestly, i'm surprised more people don't. Even if they are few features, they've definitely wasted more on stupid steam games they got less value out of. Of course, everybody else could just be broke.

cool then he'll know how to roll. yeah some good air freshener (deodorizer is better) will help but wont totally take care of it. yeah after a good shower you'll be fine, even just the steam will help. and dude you're gonna have the best shower of your life lol I used to love getting dumb ass high and taking a borderline way too hot shower

Mixing weed and alcohol can boost the effects of the weed, making you feel sick or extremely anxious much easier

nah drink some beer you'll be fine, just don't get really drunk because weed and alcohol potentiate each others effects and it can be way too much to handle for even experienced users
and the towel thing is from south park, towelie

youtube.com/watch?v=_mUvG6x53VM This video is genuinely reassuring. It isn't a troll video like the onion video about being high.

Like, you may or may not get paranoia. If you do, the paranoia is quite distracting, and you'll find yourself considering truly delusional bullshit, and even if you have your wits about you to say "wait, this is paranoia", the more you think about it, the more tense you get. So it's important to distract yourself when you get on that train of thought.

>less value
i dont think you understand lmao. this is a free website you idiot. this is obviously too complex for your brain. enjoy your 3second capchas. again you need help

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I don't have to do captchas, my posting timer is less, and i get to attention whore about being here since at least 2012. That's worth 20 bucks a year to me.

>less value
again you need help

Damn sounds fuckin great yo
Heard jacking off while high is like achieving nirvana, should i try it first time?

also when do i know when the high’s going down?

aye, noted

Just go the reference, my b haha

i’ll check it out thanks homie

Yeah i got some skills in detecting anxiety i got at my job’s mandatory mental health training sesh, i can whip out that shit.

CAN YOU FAGGOT ASS NIGGAS SHUT THE FUCK UP

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no one cares that youre an underage kid trying to smoke weed. atleast you buy weed and not chan passes

The setting is everything, maaan. But for real, not having to worry about the cops makes a big difference

Eat first - munchies are fun but it kills your buzz when you eat

Don't smoke too much, it can take up to 5 minutes for a hit to hit you

Getting anxious or paranoid naturally happens to some people who smoke. The more you smoke the easier this happens. If it happens to you know it's just a drug and it will pass soon so chill out (eating helps also avoid coffee)

Some people get talkative when they smoke some people retreat into their heads, if you're around chill people they'll understand this either direction

Other than that just try to have a good time bro

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yeah masturbating while high is tons of fun
save that for before you wanna sleep of course
you'll know when you're coming down, it's easy to tell when the effects begin to wear off

dont, fuck it
just dont

Fuck Ima try it then
Yo thanks to e’eryone that gave me advice, y’all real homies.

Peace.

Nigga i’m 19

have fun friend and stay safe. we've all been there and definitely would have appreciated advice at that time as well

white kids trying to talk black is insufferable

I remember when I was new to it when I was a teen I could close my eyes and imagine sensations so over my body. Now, like 10 years later, it doesn't really effect me the same way.

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>doesn't really effect me
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nah, you're just retarded

yeah I just smoke for something light now, usually once I'm decently drunk. nowhere near what it once was and when I get really stoned now I just get anxious and paranoid. I can legitimately handle lsd better than getting really stoned

yo you gotta be 18 to post here, if you are 18 then how the fuck have you not smoked weed b4

I used to be able to handle LSD and I loved it more than anything else. I did it all the time. Then I tried 400ug and it was great at first but then I started smoking weed. I would load my pipe then smoke it and repeat myself. I got stuck on a loop so I kept smoking more and more and then it went really bad. I exploded with panic and could feel the presence of something sitting in the back corner of my skull, something spidery or snake like. It didn't speak words but I could sense it taunting me and hissing. I could see spiders everywhere. I couldn't think verbally. There was a rapid stream of random words going through my head, all nouns I think, and I thought I was having a stroke (I have a phobia of strokes). I also thought I turned schizophrenic (I also worry about getting that) and that I would be stuck this way. I had some emergency diazepam ready on the side and remembered to take it after a few minutes and I was okay within an hour.

A day or 2 later I remember feeling unexplainably angry and wishing that someone would try fighting me so I could beat them up, which was really out of character. Then I had a very vivid nightmare and for the next year or so I would get this surging sensation in my head throughout the day, which would cause me to panic. Certain things would trigger it like the microwave beeping. When I've attempted to try LSD since I end up freaking out.

wait till you're older and you find out that literally every drug is better than weed

fuckin a brother, I've had some hellish experiences but that sounds like a nightmare. hope you're doing ok by now but I know that shit can stick with you for a long time. I honestly cannot smoke while peaking, only after I've come wayyyy down because I get in my head and loop like you described. lsd is amazing but definitely not to be taken lightly, and I can relate as I drunkenly thought I could take 3-4 tabs of ~100ug and went into an almost psychotic state like you, but centered around different things like me being an android and my girlfriend being my handler who was supposed to deactivate me but didn't want to. theres a lot more weird shit in this story but once I calmed down and asked her wtf was actually going on she told me she was a demon and had to sacrifice somebody and she didnt want it to be me

Yes, keep it up boy. You'll be dead or in prison in 5 yrs and we won't have listen to your nog ass.

I've come to the conclusion previously that you shouldn't mix LSD and alcohol. If you freak out you may not have enough sense to reason yourself out of it and you're more prone to looping over because you don't form new memories as easily.

absolutely. a little while coming up has always been ok for me but every time I take any psychs while really drunk it's been the most difficult fucked up experiences. though I have had good times getting drunk throughout a trip especially after peaking

Don't do it with strangers in case you get too high and sperg out. Fucking terrible feeling. Also don't hold it in your lungs for long periods of time. That's nigger tier behavior and destroys your lungs. If that shit worked then people would do it with cigs.

Look things up from credible sources and trust that shit more than Yea Forums