Life sure is fun you guys

Life sure is fun you guys

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strawberry jam lmao
nice try tho

Bye y'all, it was cool for the 21 years

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Fake and gay

You're gonna get ants dude.

Spring for actual realistic fake blood, from a theatrical supply shop next time, cheapskate.

What did you do to get where you are right now?

what a mess.
that gypsy cave may not recover.

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peace out bro

Pfft fucking yikes.

so fucking painfully fake jesus
thats actually pathetic
now eat the jam retard before it goes bad

throw marmalade all over his leg like a retard

Do you want ants?

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pic is op

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see you around

looks like you really got yourself into a jam there

That's way past strawberry jam's expiration date. It was time.

Damn now I want toast

Triangles are my favorite shape

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color is off
consistency is COMPLETELY off
not nearly viscous enough, and the way it splits into droplets on the floor is very different from how real blood acts.
now put on some clothes and clean up your floor asshole.

source: have bled before, clearly unlike this individual

if you have money and love and sex then it is fun
it sucks if you dont have these things and youre mentally sick

If you're gonna fake a suicide at least use theatrical blood noob

Show us your genitals plz

nice blurry pic OP you humongous faggot

you mean you broke a jar of strawberry jam and your mother gonna kill you for that ?

i would kill myself too if i was too poor to afford fake blood

I'm thinking 3 big lines?

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Thinking we are that retarded. also porn dumb thread and sage.

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Now you've really gone and done it.

Strawberry Jam on both legs. He won't make it through the night.

wow amazing how you made 3 massive cuts into your leg and only a few drops of blood came out
also why is there a huge buildup of "blood" on the right of the triangle? this is not how wounds work you faggot

user if there is a god or devil can vouch for me and give me what I wish for

also condolences to you, still time to save yourself

oh shit niggers i thought about exactly the same thing without even reading a single comment

These jam memes are funny, almost like autistic people could ake them up

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cheap asshole, buy this next time

amazon com/Vampire-Blood-Theatrical-Quality-Ounce/dp/B0714D876Q

Not a dr. Don’t know if this is real or not. If it’s real- I’m sorry it came to this my man. Good luck to where your headed. If you have any control of things here please help me so I do not fall to this same fate.

Idk these scars lookin pretty real boys

fake , no jam coming out of wound

What’s your area? I’ll try to get some help to your location.

user you're going to wake up with big headache

why do faggots cry for attention on B lol be a real man

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End it all faggot

Perhaps the best advice youd like to leave this world?

3 looks good, and makes my other cuts bleed more. Cool

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Last words? What would you like to leave humanity with to make us better or wiser?

write the word "jish" into your leg

Message me if you want to talk I'll give you my discord. I like movies, video games and art. I just have to tell myself every time i get really sad that it won't last forever.

Hey. Looks like you might be too far gone but please help me understand what for you to this place?

stop mutilating yourself

also if you're really serious then, make god respond to my emails

t. crazy person

This guys got some balls, making smile Yea Forumsois

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Alll this is going to do is leave shitty scars trust me I have a few. Seriously, at the hospital these are called ‘superficial’ self harm scratches. Stop it bro

This.

Incomplete self-harm triforce kek.

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LET THIS BE A WARNING TO THE REST OF YOU FAGGOTS THAT PICK UP A BLADE, USE A GUN AND GUNPRO INSTEAD

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Drinking my beer and smoking my cig before later.
Can't sleep untill I chilled

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Quit cutting yourself and send me your location you bumbling fuckface

This

Unfortunately you’re not gonna die from that shit.

Smoke another and drink more my friend, sleep will bring you peace.

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can you write on a peice of paper "Katrina Barlow did this"

dis gud. tits and timestamp anyways fag so you can be famous

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when your penis is smaller than a cigarette

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user if this is real please don't do this it isnt a good idea man please get some help call an ambulance please it will get better Yea Forumsro

you should really try crystal meth before you die

Dude wtf just do it

put some underwear on before your mom walks in, jesus christ she doesnt want to see your baby dick

Light pubes on fire for science

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Bro wtf, literally the worst Four Loko flavor.

>hand tattoos and shrivledick
Doing hannity a favor

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write VINCENT TIGOY on the wall

Who TF you think I am

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6/10 not worth, try cocaine instead

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I'm going to need you to post more Dora the Explorer porn.

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you dont wanna die you just want attention , when i wanted to die 15 years ago i just drained 2 liters of blood without making noise about it , theyve locked me in asylum tho when family found out

Can u triforce ?

Bruh this is jam

You do not recognize the scratches on the body.

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Post moar frend

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i used the same razor. you pried them out from a shaving one huh. atleast you got 2 more to use

Alright y'all finished my beeer otsts been fun
Ce you guys

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god this thread makes me want strawberrry jam so much

Live stream you fuck

can you please carve something funny but not vulgar into your flesh? something that illicits a sensible chuckle.

how about an errored triforce? a smiley face? your credit card information?

Something worth while on Yea Forums

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lol smol PP

hey, mind timestamping one more picture?

Make a stand and turn your blood yellow

T A C O?

LIVESTREAM

TITS AND TIMESTAMP FAGGOT

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what the effin fuck is that 1 leg? takes up the whole screen

Fucking kek

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post your credit card or debit card nigger

This.

Just fucking kill yourself already
Quit with the slow shit

He ded bois