ITT: we vaguely describe a Star Trek episode or movie, other anons guess
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ITT: we vaguely describe a Star Trek episode or movie, other anons guess
David Scott
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Dominic Garcia
> Quark finds out he will be the next Grand Nagus , vows to make Ferenginar great again
Jose Gray
"I'm a doctor, not brick layer"
what episode?
Parker Roberts
what is his name?
Elijah Lewis
the one with the Horta?
> Spock learns how to swear
Anthony Ward
devil in the dark
Christian Baker
Methuselah? episode: requiem for Methuselah
Easton Scott
correct!
what was pic related's disability, and how was it fixed?
Austin Brooks
isolinear chips are not toys!
David Howard
yes, that's the episode. the first time McCoy says "I'm a doctor not a ____"
Gabriel Clark
correct!
>Brahms or Devinci would have also worked
Owen Sanchez
Pike saw the future, and knew he would be recast in a bad Star Trek knock off
> Geordi tries to stop the heroes from saving the ship
Ryan Watson
Riker stars in a play, keeps getting cut on his temple and thinks he is insane.
Elijah Price
stuck in a wheelchair with one beep yes, two beeps no. fixed by the talosians
Luis Ramirez
he was burned in a fire, went back to Telus 4 to live in a dream state caused by aliens
Dominic Powell
see
Evan Howard
i was thinking of the one where Pike knew he would be recast in STD, and tried to prevent it
Ryan Thompson
really? must be season 3
Landon Sullivan
Spock: There are many who are... uncomfortable with what we have created. It is almost a biological rebelion--a profound revulsion against the planned communities, the programming, the steralized artfully balanced atmospheres. They hunger for an Eden where Sping comes.
Kirk: All do... the cave is deep in our memory.
Spock: Yes, that is true , Captain.
Kirk: But, uhh, we don't steal space cruisers and act like irresponsible children. What makes you so sympathetic to them?
Spock: It is not, uhh, sympathy so much as it is curiosity, Captain--a wish to understand. They regard themselves as alien in their own worlds--a condition with which I am somewhat familiar.
Kirk: Spock...? What does 'Herbert' mean?
Spock: It is, umm... somwhat, uhh... uncomplimentary, Captain. Herbert was a minor official, notorious for his limited and rigid patterns of thought.
what episode?
Chase Adams
Odo disguises himself as a bowl of soup in a Romulan restaurant. Courtesy of a LOYAL establishment. Jolantru.
Asher Nguyen
The way to Eden, and Spock's Jammin on the Vulcan lute with the hippies.
Isaiah Davis
correct!
total boomer episode
Blake Ramirez
Worf acts like a total douche
Worf kid beta cringes
Asher Fisher
the first one I think of Reunification, but it didn't have Odo
> the crew get rewarded for breaking the Temporal Prime Directive
Jacob Lewis
Alpha charlie two victor tango seven three one one .....two six nice tango. LOCK.
Matthew Morales
Bald guy and some other guy talk weird, they fight.
Xavier Sanders
You faggots impress me with your Star Trek knowledge
Zachary Davis
Darmok
Evan Hall
Im not even looking this up
Jonathan Allen
Galaxy Quest?
Cooper Sanchez
fuck, nice...that's one of my favs
Joshua Diaz
Drugs are bad, but we cant interfere but we cant help. sucks to be you guys. you want prime directive? now you dont like the prime directive?
Zachary Harris
sexy strippers dance, one dude claps
>lrn2flashbro.jpg
Jack Rodriguez
here's an easy one:
> Guinan wants Picard to kill Yar
Levi Price
geez. yesterday's enterprise
Joshua Parker
Tarrantino said his movie idea was inspired by that episode. too bad his Star Trek movie might not happen, he was going to make Star Trek Trek again
> Garak kills a bunch of redshirts, no one cares
Gavin Perez
That one where he has to learn superpowers to kill his dad so he can bone his sister.
William Hernandez
ONE-SEVEN-THREE-FOUR-SIX-SEVEN-THREE-TWO-ONE-FOUR-SEVEN-SIX-CHARLIE- THREE-TWO-SEVEN-EIGHT-NINE-SEVEN-SEVEN-SEVEN-SIX-FOUR-THREE-TANGO- SEVEN-THREE-TWO-VICTOR-SEVENTHREE-ONE-ONE-SEVEN-EIGHT-EIGHT-EIGHT- SEVEN-THREE-TWO-SEVEN-SIX-SEVEN-EIGHT-NINE-SEVEN-SIX-THREE-SEVEN-SIX | LOCK
Leo Bennett
either Star Wars episode six or season two of STD
Joseph Thompson
quark marries a klingon
James Harris
heres a hard one depending.
Fat riker watches history in the holodeck
Samuel Davis
I remember the episode where his ex-wife shows up and Worf has the hots for her, I don't remember an episode where they got married
here's a vague one:
>Doc Crusher hooks up with a Ferengi
Owen Stewart
I know that one, its the one where quark marries that klingon. It was always a mental stand-in for bf-wm relationships in my mind.
Jacob Gomez
house of quark
Kevin Howard
that episode should never be mentioned, the one where an entire series was a holodeck vacation for fat Riker
Hudson Morris
Whales
Elijah Taylor
Pornstar April O'neil has a video and she looks just like her.
Hudson Turner
das it meng
Nathaniel Lee
i liked that series. It took some time to get its shit together but had some potential. They actually explained a couple decade old jokes as well
Aiden Russell
sad that at one point in time quark had more influence over the klingon empire than fucking worf or the house of mogh
Isaiah Ross
dubs of truth and logic checked
i really like the series, but the ending was lame. they tried to tie it into TNG, which they should have done much earlier. but the end of the series was just a holodeck session for Riker
here's another vague one:
> Worf must choose between duty and honor
Landon Clark
redemption part one
Jaxon Hernandez
Give them your heater, Spoko.
Luis Garcia
correct. it also describes most or all of the Worf-themed episodes in TNG and DS9
more vague clues:
> O'Brien gets cucked
> Wesley is annoying and useless
> Kirk bones an alien chick
> Riker bones and alien chick
> Kirk or Riker bones an alien dude
> Spock hooks up with the hottest chick
> the Andorians show up and save Archer and crew
> alien chicks wear skimpy outfits to show off unusual colors
> T'Pol shows sideboob
> Trip is the SJW topic guy
Luis Brown
The Borg queen dies.
Josiah Gonzalez
"I'm gonna crack my knuckles and jump for joy, I got a clean bill of health from doctor McCoy"
David Roberts
Everyone is playing Pokemon Go but Data saves the day.
Sebastian Carter
My Nephew plays the Captain.
Guinan and Ro play in bed.
Gabriel Rogers
First Contact?
Cause and Effect?
> Data tries to kill a dude, blames it on a transporter error
Henry Wood
The most toys is what the episode was called I think
Jaxson Thomas
Brothers (Star Trek: The Next Generation)
>One, seven, three, four, six, seven, three, two, one, four, seven, six, Charlie, three, two, seven, eight, nine, seven, seven, seven, six, four, three, Tango, seven, three, two, Victor, seven, three, one, one, seven, eight, eight, eight, seven, three, two, four, seven, six, seven, eight, nine, seven, six, four, three, seven, six. Lock.
Carter Cook
Hahhaha the song data and picard
Carson Miller
yes. that and Measure of a Man were the best Data episodes
> Geordi has a holodeck girlfriend, the real chick gets upset
Camden Foster
>Cause and Effect?
nope
Connor Lewis
the one where leah brahms shows up and evaluates the enterprise d, then has to change the resonance frequency of the energy distribution system to get the space baby off the ship
Logan Williams
yes
Grayson Bell
I havent finished tng, is this really on the show? And it was on cbs?
Hudson Jackson
it's from a real scene, but her outfit was less revealing in the show. i think it's a good fake
Hunter Bailey
As far as I know, Tarrantino still has a green light on an R rated version. Patrick Stewart wants to be aboard, I'd love to see him as Picard running amok as a sleeper Borg trying to take down the Federation.
Colton Bell
i'm hoping Tarrantino casts Samuel L. Jackson as Q. Q can bring in Shatner as Kirk, Koenig as Chekov, and Stewart as Picard. Chekov sacrifices himself, they can have a tribute to Anton Yeltsin in the end credits, and Q can call everyone a motherfucker
> alien race is led by thots who cosplay as Princess Leia
Ian Morgan
Sons and Daughters ds9 s6
John Johnson
trials and tribbleations
Christian Lopez
Empok Nor?
Matthew Gonzalez
TNG was syndicated. random broadcast channels, mostly indy stations that turned into UPN/WB affiliates in the mid-90s
Daniel Robinson
i was thinking Star Trek IV, although Trials and Tribble-ations works too
yes
Henry Gomez
>O'Brien gets cucked
You know, the episode where his wife gets possessed by a Pah Wraith is one of the few times I found her tolerable. I don't know why evils is better than annoying, but it was.
Elijah Torres
Luis Cook
The Enterprise cruises in space when suddenly getting into trouble. Crew works on trouble. Later everything is fine again as if nothing has happend ever.
Nolan Young
Angel White
she never got any character development. getting possessed was the most character development she got
> Picard flirts with a chick, then kills her
Lucas Myers
Zachary Clark
Space ship in space. It turns
Wyatt Morales
that could be any episode of TOS, TAS, TNG, DS9, Voyager, or Enterprise. the only series it couldn't be is STD, that ship uses magic fungal powers to teleport
Camden Sanchez
Eli Brown
dubs of truth and logic checked
Zachary Peterson
Riker getting that pussy
Angel Lopez
Heres a hard one
Geordi laforge takes off his visor and sees shit
Adrian Reyes
>softly spoken
>Mycelium crop.....
Mason Taylor
the ep in the timeloop from tng? With data sending al 3s into the next cycle?
David Gomez
some weird aliens that speak in riddles
take picard to planet
speaks in riddles still
Pic finds out how riddles work
alien dies
Cooper Stewart
Yeah, the alien mental asylum, that was a weird epp.
Julian Torres
Star Trek Generations? or Star Trek Insurrection?
> space gods save the day
Nolan Jackson
her green tits were amazing.. Imagine the alien smell...
Josiah Myers
Picard commits genocide, Worf prevents it from being total.
Austin Moore
when they went through that vortex tgingy and they got all children in body form only.
Daniel Gutierrez
that thing that riker got from risa, where wesley gets a qt pi gf and they tell data
Landon Bailey
Childish god in his own planet
Logan Hernandez
what a coincidence, im actually watching s3 episode 8
Christopher Smith
Aliens so smart that they have to experience physical things by the mind of someone else.
Isaac Brown
it could be the TNG episode where the kid makes a version of Riker's holodeck girlfriend, or a couple TOS episodes, or any episode of STD
here's a clue with a couple answers:
> two Federation starships fire on each other
Lucas Thomas
Yea Forumsros you happy?
Noah Evans
thought it was just spam
Blake Reed
Sisko masterminds a terrorist false flag assassination aimed at manipulating the Romulans into joining the Dominion War.
Dominic Barnes
Abuse it while you can
Logan Baker
The episode that aired on the day I was born.
Brayden Gray
Pale moonlight
Nathaniel Garcia
they guy that removed an entire civ cuz they killed his wife?
Ryan Cruz
In the Pale Moonlight. i love that episode
Kevin Evans
>beam down to planet
>cultural differences cause some shit
>Starfleet morality and ingenuity save the day
Kevin Wright
Jack Gray
"Equinox," for one. Depending on how you look at it, most episodes involving the Maquis. Wrath of Khan, obviously.
James Howard
The Original Series
Caleb Gray
The one where Wesley accidentally a greenhouse and they decide that's worthy of the death penalty?
Julian Ward
Squire of Gothos
>But maybe it would've been nice, just to worship for the rest of our lives...
Connor Baker
My desktop from years ago, based on the first episode I remember saw in B and W
Jace Reyes
...
Easton Bennett
agreed. also Homefront/Paradise lost. when the Excelsior class ship and the Defiant fight, they both have illegal upgrades (quantum torpedoes and ablative armor, respectively)
Grayson Allen
The Game
Grayson Peterson
The naked now?
David Richardson
Symbiosis?
Charles Cooper
Liam Bell
Cause and Effect
Joseph Scott
An episode where we learn that a heroic sacrifice of a ship and its crew earned the Klingon's respect and kept the peace between the Federation and the Klingon Empire.
Andrew Peterson
Someone already posted "Yesterday's Enterprise"
Brandon Myers
Conundrum. Fucks Ro Laren
Tyler Ward
Charles Napier
Connor King
That's The Survivors
Dominic Moore
No.
Luke Stewart
yesterday's enterprise is worth more than one appearance in the thread
Ryan Moore
Picard tries not to fuck a woman. She becomes his forever.
Angel Gomez
...
Ethan Perez
Oh man, the only thing I can remember from that episode is--When they were doing preproduction for DS9, they didn't want Dax to look like the trill from their actual first episode (where Crusher has a romance with a boy-trill, who later becomes a girl-trill, and Crusher isn't bisexual enough for it), so instead they took the spots all the way down from the woman from this episode. But that's all I can remember.
Xavier Lewis
Caleb Cooper
"We look for things"
Cooper Lee
fuck off kike
we are not glorifying your kike shill space fantasies
die
Luke Thomas
William Kelly
Kes was 2 or 3 years old. Neelix was fucking her.
Kes leaves the ship. Neelix starts hanging out with Naomi on the holodeck.
Jaxon Parker
That episode was probably some serious fap material for Star Trek fans
David Morales
It was Worf's step-brother. Worf and friends were happy to just sit back and pontificate on how noble letting everyone die is.
Parker Reed
It's not that they didn't care so much as they weren't very suppressed.
Garak was a very good assassin in his previous career and everyone on the station knew it by that point and then he got murder drugs. There was a limited number of things that could happen by that point.
But then he challenged Miles "beamed Cardassians into a burning building" O'Brian to a fight presumably because he was tired of living.
Jack Adams
Yeah... that was kinda weird. Neelix was 100+ years old, wasn't he?
Nathan Diaz
Jace Lee
That's not a vague clue nignog. Thats pretty much exactly how I would tell people about that ds9 episode.
Wyatt White
Brothers
Logan Lopez
The one with dr. Jobril.
Robert Anderson
He says, forgetting about the true best data episode.
>ship turned into ferns
>Data goes to art class
Eli White
actually, she hooks up with several Ferengi. like every chance she got. she can't get knocked up by a non-human, no risk of making another Wesley
Blake Edwards
worf the giggle-puss
Joshua Ward
great thread anons. as Spock would say "live long, prosper, and keep hangin' and bangin' "
Cooper Rogers
Henry Taylor
Jordan Hughes
Bentley Harris
Cooper Sanders
It's places like this that remind me I'm trash, my family is trash
Jackson Collins
I don't think that they ever said how old he was. I could be wrong as most of Voyager was pretty forgettable.
Michael Allen
I remember him mentioning a 20+ year stint on some ship that he went to AFTER he tired of his career in something else.
Dude was old.
Ryder Hall
Thinking about it he probably was quite old. He'd also been a tester for orbital tether lifts and he did at least one tour in the military and ran away when he saw the nuclear annihilation of his homeworld. This in addition to the other jobs we saw him have which was ship's chef and salvage man.
He, like the rest of Voyager, was an enormous pit of wasted potential.
Carson Kelly
Voyager had some great episodes. but it never had two good episodes in a row. it had the most potential of any series (Starfleet and Maquis working together in a distant quadrant, exploring the importance of the Prime Directive, exploring new solar systems and meeting new races). and it never explored any of its potential
Gavin Reyes
The writers were also under orders to make it 100% episodic so that they could be shown in any order in re-runs. This absolutely destroyed any hope of character and story arcs. There was also 2 groups of writers who hated each other and wouldn't talk to each other which is why Janeway is borderline schizophrenic. Also they started accepting fan scripts and scripts thrown out of TNG for being poor quality.
Also this was a distraction. Rick Berman could only concentrate on ruining one thing and it was either this or DS9.
Tyler Hill
To me DS9 is the the worst of the shows. Many episodes just have no point. I remember one where people are trapped in a magical roulette Takeshi's Castle and just run around there for 40 minutes and another in which Dex meets with his/ her earlier hosts and they are just hanging out in a sparsely lit room chatting.
Also why are the crowds on DS9 acted as terrible as they are? It's off-putting to me.
Oliver Watson
DS9 took awhile to get good. there were a few great episodes in the first few seasons, but it didn't get consistently good until the Dominion War. it started out as Casablanca in space, which was hit or miss. when they added Morn they made it Cheers in space, which was awesome. and getting the Defiant helped, it's tough to do Star Trek entirely on a space station
Gabriel Gomez
I don't think anyone can defend the Takeshi's Castle episode, but I would watch that over the "Kes goes into heat", "Warp 10 Lizards" or "we got all our advice on Injuns from a con artist" and other such Voyager classics.
Julian Harris
Maybe I'll get around to sitting through a few seasons eventually.
It doesn't help that Kira and Jadzia aren't too interesting to me though.
Brody Cox
I enjoyed Warp 10 Lizards.
Angel Mitchell
You can blame Rick Berman for that as well. He was more interested in the breast size of the actresses than their acting talent. Dude, was ca total creep.
Colton Long
i think you judge a Star Trek series by how often they use deus ex machina (gods from the machine). in Greek plays, when the writers got stuck the Greek gods would show up and fix everything.
TOS used deus ex once or twice per season, sometimes they used actual Greek gods
TNG used deus ex once or twice per season, usually reversing the polarity of something or re-routing main power through the primary deflector array
DS9 used deus ex at most once per season, usually the wormhole space gods fixed things (and promised Sisko would pay a high price for their help)
Enterprise used deus ex once or twice per season, usually Jeffrey Combs showed up with the most advanced warship of any Star Trek series
Voyager used deus ex once or twice per episode. if a series uses deus ex more than once or twice per season, it is lazy writing. TNG had the best use of deus ex in Best of Both Worlds, they re-routed main power through the deflector array to make a super weapon and it didn't stop the Borg. it showed that the Borg were bigger than deus ex
of course, STD uses deus 10-12 times per episode. transwarp drive is warping regular warp travel, STD has transwarp level lazy writing
Carter Brown
Given the bullshit of STD we can only assume that Transwarp turns the ship into an Apache Attack Helicopter.
Easton Campbell
Star trek discoverys main character was a first officer in the beginning that committed fucking treason during a standoff and ignited the Human-Klingon war. I could not get over that fact no matter how many time machines they threw that that dumspter fire.
Jaxson Jones
Bones gets high, Hitler wins WW2 as a result
Thomas Miller
discord gg/MN9Zak
trust me. join it
Brody Perry
Also she was the step sister of Spock who Spock, in 50 years, never once mentioned to his best friends.
Aaron Young
City on the Edge of Forever
Jaxson Evans
"Frame of Mind"
Hunter Wilson
DARMOK
AND JALAD
AT TANAGRA
Xavier Miller
Nolan Wright
Is there a warehouse where they store all the god in a box tier shit they find?
Isaiah Hall
The TOS where kirk saves the woman and endup kissing after kirk destroyed that colorful energy thingy that floated around and killed some unknown crew members
Levi Robinson
every single TOS
Parker Rogers
It was a good thread, though.
Blake Williams
Time travel and fluffy testicles
Kevin Ross
that is fucking awesome
Connor Sullivan
That was absolutely the very best DS9 episode and excellent when watched right after the corresponding TOS episode.
Logan Davis
it was too obvious, sorry for that
Aiden Flores
You know you'd fucking go to see it even if the lyrics mad no sense and a member of the band was invisible.
Cooper Stewart
Hehe, yeah I woukd go, got a high res of the first image? I gotta frane something ;)
Jackson Morgan
When a species invents memes too early in their development.
Tyler Nelson
What is this darmok and jalad at tanagra? I was raised with tng but i think i missed that elisode right away. Was it that good? Whats the story? I don wan google tell me i wanna hear it from you
Noah Sanders
it is a nice ep, one were everyone was clueless, and spic digured it out. One of the real discovery based eps
Mason Garcia
What a fucking shameful waste...
Nathaniel Peterson
>Alien tries thing.
>Crew prevents it.
Ryder Myers
there was that one ep, can't recall it