Finish the sentence

finish the sentence
>be american...

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FUCK YEAH

...be the best.

>entire world is constantly thinking about you

>be .00000087% Irish but tell friends that I’m “half-Irish”

>be fat

>literally everybody cares about you despite constantly pretending they don't at all

>get jailed for rainwater

>without you the global economy crumbles

>be american.
That sentence sounds perfect as it is.

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...start sentence with a transitive verb, and generally struggle with your native language.

This

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...start wars, steal oil, profit.

>be hungry and eat you're spicy Doritos

>defy the greatest military power in history because they keep making you pay a few pennies for the shit they send you
>recruit the frogs into the fight
>actually fucking win
>never pay the frogs back

lmao

Live lavishly

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but then how do you leave once you get fat?

just leaked this

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no you didn't shut up

username?

They'll just hire skinny people to go in and buy the food for them or use the drive thru.

>get shot
>get charged 100k in hospital
>at least libtards lost 2016 election
>god bless USA

Imagine arguing with a bot

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haven't eat that crap since 5 months, and last time i went there it was for 2 little hamburgers

how often do you guys eat that crap ? be honest

Newfag detected. Enjoy summer kiddo

i told you to shut up

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Reminder that in Austria McDonald's doubles as a US Embassy.

No. You told a bot to shut up. I called you out on your retardation. Try to keep up, dummy.

1v1 me bitch boi

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Be gettin bitches

Go to bed sweet summer child.

sweet dubs of naptime

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Put the recycling in the trash

I wondered If I was the only one to notice