What does anal sex feel like? I really want to try it but my gf point blankly refuses to even talk about it...

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>stinkin' log

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>probably wears a rubber

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How many kids she have?

No rubber

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this guy eats trans ass

Better than the shitty assholes you’re licking

Honestly not that great, you have to go slow with any one til the point where you won’t get off, they whine in not a hot way and there’s always a little bit of poo.

Honestly unless your doing a professional just enjoy pussy.

It's pretty nice, I do it with my gf about once a month and cum in her ass. It's way more intimate than regular sex, and the trust and preparation involved make it that way I think.
9/11 would do in again

Ex fwb used to allow it. I told her to always be clean when she came over. Not sure how she did it either enema or washing/shower, but she never smelled of anything and I used to stick my tongue right up there. Also used 3 fingers to stretch her a bit and then stuck my dick in slowly. Sometimes with lube, sometimes just spit. I told her to push out slightly when I pushed in which really helped. The ring is tight and it felt like my dick head was engulfed in soft butter. Wouldn't take long to bust as far up her poop chute as I could. Never got obvious shit on dick but always cleaned up afterwards. The submission is the hottest bit. When I was balls deep I'd whisper in her ear "think about what we're doing" and she'd moan and grunt which would trigger me to unload.

The only reason to do anal is if she had a kid or blacked or she hasn't had her dick molded into her vagina yet. Loose pussy is no joke. Anal feels the same as a vagina. You just have to train the anus. Allow time for stretching.

There is not ALWAYS poo. Never had a poo problem myself

> virgin incel detected

Because I never had a poop problem while fucking a girl into the ass I’m a virgin? Cool bro

I don't think so if she eats lots of fiber before hand.

Welp can only say I’ve done it a handful of times with two girls, sometimes it’s just a flake, but that’s still shit, I know they didnt do enemas so that may be it.

Also I’ve never tongue punched a fart box, so I’ll leave it to you experts

Wow we can tell who the virginfag actually is.

this faggot lets his eat

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this

Yup you have a gf or wife! what a fag.

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What’s up?

Nothin too much bro, you?

Should be studying for the bar exam but here instead talking to you faggits

Oh, and no rubber and uncut user. Best feeling ever injecting my cum deep in her rectum.

Im with him plan for anal. Send her to the shower don't just great her at the door I've ruin a mattress but bring a bitch home from the bar and going straight for anal. Shit was everywhere. I was so mad when I turn on the lights.

It’s not that bad bro, which state? I over studied and def wasted my last decent summer. As long as you have a decent memory, are fast and can were clearly it’s easy. Also make sure your using a comp if your state allows it.

Pretty much this OP, had anal with gf without rubber, the experience was hot, but going in vag is better.
Unless using lube, theres not much fluids there to help, it’s not like in porno vids OP.

Cool man, I've always wanted to be a bartender

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If I had to describe it, I could say its close to eating craclking oat brand cereal. Good, square, nutritious, natural. But Hard to chew, can cut the roof of your mouth if you're not extra dextra careful, and goes best with whole milk.

California. Def using a computer

oh great just what we need another lawyer. Get a real job you leach

>puts 2 inches of dick in
>"Ive never had a poo problem"
fuck out of here

Hire me where ever you work

You both are walking examples of the need for tort reform

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>I was so mad when I turn on the lights.
how did she feel about it?

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>jacking off with an ok sign
Fucking kek

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How good are you at TIG welding?

If a dipshit like you can handle it I think I’d catch on pretty quick

Yeah another Rhodes scholar ambulance chaser. Enjoy your beaners and shit laden streets.

kek

Better that than welding

Felt about the same as a pussy. The only thing I like about anal is the fact I own both of her holes and I can fuck whichever I want. She's into domination and being force fucked. Also likes being slapped and called my fuck toy. Curvy and has a big ass. Tbh first time I did anal I didn't even realize I was in the wrong hole and I look down and was just like "oh hey, I'm in her asshole" I was sorta surprised because I expected her to be yelling at me abt wrong hole. That's how I learned she liked it.

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>What does anal sex feel like?
Like taking a shit over and over again.

Best kek

Sure I actually make things and improve the economy. You're nothing but a drain and a leach on society. Welfare scum in a suit.

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Currently working and have offers at a human rights nonprofit but keep living your fantasy. It’s important for a manual laborer yourself to get a good nights sleep

>The ring itself is really tight, but the inside is much looser than a pussy.
>It's like jacking off with an okay sign rather than your whole hand.
Kind of like this, I think of it as fucking an O ring. It's usually tighter than pussy but can be looser. I fucked a tranny once who was a complete slut and her butt was very loose, somehow still came very easily even though it felt like fucking a very soft pillow.

OP, I like it a lot. It's a bit more trouble than vag, you have to be harder and you need to be prepared for clean up right after.

>>probably wears a rubber
It's mandatory for anal, even without SDIs, you can catch stuff just from regular butt flora.

>only reason to do anal is if she had a kid
This user has never touched a woman.
Pregnancy is rough on the body, anal is usually impossible during pregnancy because of haemorrhoids and often afterwards too.

It's awesome OP. Whoever disagrees has never got good booty

Human rights? LOL you're even worse than I thought. Stupid lib consumer who hates the people that make his consumer life possible. That's very bourgeoisie of you.

It's true I got a uti after porking the old ladies butt. that shit hurt. pun intended.

You’re a fucking idiot. I bag groceries at Albertsons bro. You think I went to law school?? KEK

I mean it's worth it in the sense that it gives the simulation of cumming inside her while not cumming in her pussy

That's manual labor shitstain what I do is called a skilled trade that takes years of effort and practice to do well and bring in the big bucks. Lawers are scum who take the easy way out.

my fucking DICK is too fucking BIG to fuck my wife in her ass. I've tried, and every time she bleeds. WHAT DO

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Don’t have an opinion. Work is work. Just need some cash to get my next high

could you hurry up and finish making my building, nigger? I need it to be up so I can start developing software for 10 times your wage

use an enema before clean her butthole and lube her up.
you can buy an enema at a pharmacy or sexshop
you can try using small toys to widen her hole

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Vag feels better but there's little in life more satisfying than knowing you're fucking someone who wants your dick so much they'll take it anywhere you'll give it.

That said, the novelty of that does wear off after a time. Had a GF some years ago who preferred it to vaginal sex and after a few months, all the prep work, lube and while rare, the occasional fecal streak - kinda got to be a little offputting.

Just shove a carrot up your ass, OP. That's what it feels like.

underrated post

"My fucking DICK is way too fucking BIG to fuck my wife in her ass."

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Oi mateh dat be a forced meme. Quality of this thread went limp dick