If you commanded an army of 10,000,000 squirrels, what would you have them do?
If you commanded an army of 10,000,000 squirrels, what would you have them do?
Ayden Taylor
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Julian Thompson
Kill everyone. Destroy everything.
Oliver Clark
squirrels are scary bullies. i have a half dozen that force me to give them peanuts or they threaten me. pic related. he is telling me to pay a toll to pass.
Luke Nelson
Gather........ ALL the nuts
David Baker
Chew through all the electrical wiring at CNN headquarters
Kevin Sullivan
Kill Thanos.
Easton Hernandez
That's alot of squirrels to feed. I'd probably attempt to disband them so they wouldn't starve maybe keep a couple for pets dogs would probably like that, I'd attempt to open the gates of isreal I guess if I had such an army couldn't be that hard
Chase Scott
I would tell all the black ones to rape all the other squirrels.
Christopher Morgan
All you have to do is stand up to them once and they'll leave you alone, even if you get your ass kicked, they'll know you have some fight in you and move on to a weaker target.
Alexander Ward
Parker Long
This guy knows
Henry Clark
>doesn't have blade facing outwards
amateur
Adrian Diaz
That's what he wants you to think, he's a sneaky mofo, man.
Brody Thomas
How tf they gonna beat his ass?! They're fucking squirrels
Noah Young
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Noah Reed
Being this new..fuckin summer..
Isaiah Gomez
Go nuts
Lincoln Wright
>never ran into a squirrel gang...
Noah Wood
uhh they bite like mofos dude. they have razor sharp teeth and can jump about 50 feet to catch you by surprise
Landon Watson
end world hunger.
Benjamin Robinson
you're missing out if you havent tried this
Benjamin Sanchez
how does this even work wtf
Colton Bell
Fuck your titties! We're talking squirrel warfare here!!
Kevin Walker
This guy knows, continue sir.
Cameron Ross
Order them to rip the clothes off of every man, woman and child in sight
Logan Reed
ex gf thank me later
Isaiah Richardson
how many do you think it would take to kill an average man?
Parker Wilson
1. Bring me nuts and shiny things.
2. Chew the wiring up in cars and trucks and motorcycles with loud engines or fartcan mufflers.
3. ?
4. Profit.
Luis Diaz
1. they come at you from the front with a high jump and slice your jugular with their incisors and if you avoid it as you're trying to see where they landed they just bite into your femoral artery down low. that's how my dad died. they can't be stopped.
Jackson Nguyen
Holy shit! So in theory, if all the squirrels banded together they could rule supreme worldwide?
Aaron Brooks
they could ruin everyone's day at least if they organized