Waifu bread

waifu bread

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y-you, too
y-you, too
then you've got nothing to fear!
i got a burg instead

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My mood has soured

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Uh ok... kenny... Ill call you kenny

Making a burner acc right now

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Jews.

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n-no you
n-no you!
im not afraid of the hug, im afraid of sharing the location of my home and workplace.
hello
im sorry to hear it, is there anything i can do?

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No

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>forgot the onions
>forgot the hot sauce
y-you, too
y-you, too!
it's fiiiine trust me!!

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Was is c h o n k y

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burner?
You are giving me mixed signals

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kinda okay
too much salt

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o-oh, im sorry. i hope it gets better somehow
y-you can still add onions and hot sauce! its not too late!
n-no you
n-no you!
its hard to trust someone with that kind of information, sorry

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Just trust me. You've got yourself a winggirl.
Aww. I hope you will be okay.

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no, i ate it already. i could make another but i don't have buns. mind sharing some?
y-you, too
y-you, too!
r-right, sorry... i understand
i hope we can become bunk buddies some day...

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Throwaway*

Was it made from a Gamer?

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if you call myself a gamer, then yes

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Alright, you better not turn out to be trash when it comes to slaying animu coin slots
Ah, alright. Me and my mate just found the most hilarious webm we've ever seen.

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Ahahha. Ask Yui.

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Daddy Ricardo#6221
Lets see it

It.. came from you?!

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Ngl I wanna nut on those abs

She lurkin'

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yui, the faggot hating pol slave? For what does he need a winggirl?
Nicu
m2 bro

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i grew it myself from a seed
she cute
that's Slav, Sven
what's your name, anyway? is it something hot like Sven?

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Ahaha I guess Yui may not. Don't worry about it. I've got your back regardless. I've got to go. Be ready to break hearts and slay thots.

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Oh so you grow beef from plants? Its like what that south african guy was saying...

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o-oh, s-sorry...
im actually running short on buns very fast. i should've bought regular bread instead
n-no you
n-no you!
w-well, we'll see. im not sure yet, there's always time for things to change of course.

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That's my fathers name.
I'm always ready my weeby friend.

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Mute-chan

rate my waifu

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14/88
Would reject from painting school

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grow beef from plants? i grow the whole dang burger, buns and all.
it's okay
it's okay, i can get my own and share some with you.
y-you, too
y-you, too!
y-yeah, i'd like to see fun things that are fun happen.
oh, how sweet! so what about you?
11/10

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Dayum, Plant buns? phytophilia got a whole new sense to it

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nice to see you still around

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that sounds good, otherwise ill have to go buy more tomorrow, i think
n-no you
n-no you!
i-i dunno... ill think about it.
hello, cute waifu

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My name is Ricardo
AYAYA!
youtube.com/watch?v=D0q0QeQbw9U
how ya feelin?

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yeah, they taste just like the real thing, too
i'll bring them next year
y-you, too
y-you, too!
o-okay, i understand
that's hot

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Brityayayayaya

>AYAYA
>9 out of 10 spammers don't even know who Aya is.

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A...A doppelganger?!

#GoVegan

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I claim the biggest boss

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i only eat animals on the Sabbath #vegan
welcome back to Mother Base, Boss.

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Can he feel his leg every night?

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They better be kosher

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ikr, I'm like uber hot
D:

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i dont think the pulled pork will survive my fridge that long.
speaking of, im hungry
n-no you
n-no you!
s-sorry...

...i feel like waifu has gotten a little... different over the past few days.

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I'm still unsure if I can even post Venom Snake, as he isn't the same person as the one in Snake Eater and Peace Walker
But thank you

Of course he can, Miller sure as shit feels his missing leg too lol

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Wanna add
to the list Saber? Ahaha... may be a good choice.

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thanks
I'm surprised people remember me.
I'm doing well thanks, starting a masters degree soon.
so it's getting worse here?

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it's full of fucking faggots and it sucks

There can only be one

I didnt know phantom limb was a thing till like 2 years ago lol

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it's been like that for a while

delusional people have a harder time realizing it.

it's all pork
you are desu
me neither, it's okay
enjoy food if you eat
y-you, too
y-you, too!
different?
you're welcome... i think

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Look at the thread and tell me it's getting better.

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I've seen it in a worse state than it is now tbh

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This is my box, there are many like it. But this one is mine.

To be honest, that must suck an awful lot. Imagine just losing an arm and you haven't quite fully processed that yet. But you still feel it.
Yikes

I guess there's still the Peace Walker Mother Base.
How are you anime girl?

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you're welcome
how are you today
n-no, not quite like that
....w-what? :(
i will do enjoy, thanks
n-no you
n-no you!
yeah, like the energy or something, i dunno. its not bad, just different

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Of cours e I 'member

Nah dude, I can't fkn flirt with Aya. We'd just drive her off. Also, not a trap. I prefer traps.
I remember every single waifu. I always notice new people immediately since I've seen sooo many in the time I've been here.
What ya makin a master for? Becoming a doc or something?
fite me
I should be printed onto a bodypillow

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Oy Vey

Imagine going to jack off only to realize you dont have the hand youre going to jack off with

War is hell

Also nice box bro

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alright
chill
playing video games
taking back my past
i don't think pulled pork will last in your fridge that long either.... sorry, friend
thank you you're welcome
y-you, too
y-you, too!
oh, sorry. yeah, i guess you're right. sorry

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>forgetting to reply like the boomer i am
you should! i'd buy 7!
shut it down

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o-oohh.. i thought you meant uh... w-well, thats okay
im out of spring rolls though now, so there's no side dish, its just pulled pork sandwiches. which are good, but i wish i had something else
n-no you
n-no you!
hmm, no its okay dont be sorry, i dont think one person couldve made the difference, and like i said its not bad, i dont dislike it

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Come at me bro
>pulls out meat scepter

THE WAIFUS KNOW

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I'm okay, I was able to achieve most of the things I wanted to get done today. You?
Just to add to my bachelors and further my employment I have no desire to do a PhD.
>Nah dude, I can't fkn flirt with Aya. We'd just drive her off. Also, not a trap. I prefer traps.
What did you mean by this? ERP is bad.
what are you playing?

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and fuck em all
don't make me post Mordred with a dick
Sheesh man.. I didn't achieve shit yet.
I'm not rly sure either.. he wants to play wingman so that I can smash animu girls. I have no idea why or what got him that idea but it's funny.

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Dont make me post ricardo's thot crushing massive cock

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i meant w-what? i-i'm sorry
oh dang. want me to bring some chips?
y-you, too
y-you, too!
a-alright, fair enough..
Gmod
nah just cuddle

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Mine is bigger

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That'd be enough to warrant my suicide. I cannot lose the fap hand.
Nice body bro, would dance along.

What do you mean by taking back your past? Are you perhaps playing games from your childhood?

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thats good, im glad to hear it
ive got today and tomorrow off, so ive been playing ff14 literally all day. ive been enjoying it quite a bit
gonna take it easy now that you've got things done?
uh, w-well, i thought you meant yourself. that you wouldnt make it to next year either...
sure, chips are good
n-no you
n-no you!

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>file too large
FUCK

i mean, how can you fap with only one hand?
Also uhhh nice eyepatch.. bro

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of course. i refused other games in favor of new ones. i had to know i still loved the classics
o-oh, sorry. i'll probably maybe come next year. here's hoping
woo!
y-you, too
y-you, too!

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Ayaya!

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I see, do you still have my discord? I think I deleted you in one of my autistic breakdowns.
what do you mean you haven't achieved shit yet?
comfy, not played it in years, what type of servers do you play on?
nice dubs, I have to prepare some tests for the morning and then fix my car, but for tonight I'll just listen to my favourite music.
hoi Lucia

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AYAYA

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I present to you, the best mission in MGS history

I know right? I mean how else can yo- I'll stop here
nice bandana?

Don't forget to revisit Snake Eater
Which games are you replaying?

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Yeah, lets just talk about those....uh.... scars
Yeah.Theyre cool

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Heya. How's it going?

AYAYA

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dont be sorry, it was my misunderstanding. w-well, m-maybe we could still organize a uhh... n-neutral midway meetup point like an event... i guess anime expo is around this time of year, i might have savings enough to do something like that next year...
thanks
i see, well i hope you have a very comfy night of music and then the tests and your car go smoothly

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nice one
u never gave me ur discord because u used to not like me. lole
I've got a good amount of diplomas but not a single one I rly want to have.

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What a thrill
AYAYA
Nice pic

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thanks, I take it you'd recommend ff14? I've never played a single ff game.
well, thanks, you?
oh, well, I wouldn't be against it now. After all I am a huge Fate fan.

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roleplay primarily, but remembering Breach makes me want to play SCP: Secret Lab
for now, Gmod. some day, MGS 2 and 3 maybe
i'll help cover costs for you, no worries. i'll need a place to stay. maybe i can hang out at your place since you're already so close?

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big brain nibba hours

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thanku
I never rly understood why but you just seemed to not be interested in having any conversation. Well, who gives a shit.
u can have me if ya want LordUmbasa#5563
I can't say I know much about fate tho.. I've watched 3 of them and read a bit of stuff but that's it.
Bottoms up! Let's drink!

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Galil if you're the Galil I think you are why are you mad about GFL?

Not too bad, not too bad. Just pulling the last parts of a cosplay together now.

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no, not to someone who hasnt played any ff before. its the mmo. i guess if you really like mmos you'll probably find something worthwhile in it, but its subscription-based, and its got a pretty big initial investment, especially with the new expac on the way
id probably recommend either 6 or 7 or 10 to start with, honestly.
or the very first, gba remake.
wowzers i literally forgot the entirety of that response.
oh, well i guess i didnt miss much, sorry for breaking the fun 'you too' chain
anime expo is in LA which i am no where near
but we could split a hotel or something, i wouldnt mind that
...i wonder how much a trip like that would actually cost. like, surely 1k would be enough for a weekend right? i dunno if i can save that much...

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Saber has a pretty nice belly tbh, and a nice everything else
Because it's bad and literal Chinese spyware. Where do you know me from?

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Drinks Vivec's Sujama

Want a carrot?

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ah comfy, I used to play on the 1942/3 rp server a few years ago.
Anyway I'm off to bed. Goodnight all, thanks for the chat.

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A server where you get yelled at for replying in diary wall repeatedly

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>LordUmbasa#5563
your add is private
Aya#9740

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I remembered.. fixed it :P

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goodnight, sleep well

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why is nevada so cringe

no worries
oh... we can rent out a hotel together. i'll cover the costs
i can cover 1k for you
POG? i loved POG so much!! they were the best!!

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Mordred is uber hot, ain't she

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>A Type-Moon Saber Clone is hot, ain't she
Nope.

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Yeah. Also
>Fate In Jazz
More like Fate In Jizz

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there must be cheaper solutions. a hotel in LA has gotta be at least $200 a night, the 4-day pass is $126
we could sleep on the street i guess
no its okay, we'll split it, and there's also definitely merch at the expo that'll be overpriced... and food... ooof maybe 1k isnt enough...

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i'll cover all the costs, no worries, Tsu-chan. i'll even buy amenities and such for you.

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Drive and sleep in your car

why is nevada so cringe

...

We got a hotel for around 500 for 4 nights, as far as I remember. As long as you're not looking for anything special it isn't so bad.