>Can’t get it up with new girlfriend.
>She laughed and asked if I was serious.
What do?
Can’t get it up with new girlfriend
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It's anxiety. Plan a moment where you go down on her, but while you're doing that sort of dry hump the bed until it comes back, then don't waste a second and get it in there
Tell her to lick your ass
use viagra
kick her
there is only one solution to your problem OP
blame her and say she isn't sexy/attractive enough
Use viagra/cialis (half a pill if it's your first go around), then start masturbating less until you find yourself getting erections more frequently. Follow this pattern until boners become an effortless endeavour.
Dump her. Honestly that's an extremely insensitive thing to do.
Get some gas station Rhino dick pills. You'll be hard all night
Op is a faggot
No one is asking: are you attracted to her? Are you SURE?
I think so? I’ve been jerking it to a lot of trap porn lately and I think it fucked my dick up.
I didn’t feel anxious we smoked a shit ton and I was pretty calm. It wasn’t even my first time with her
You can buy viagra online with no prescription. I think every dude should keep a few around for moments like this.
>We smoked a shitton
Bingo faggot
You don’t need a gf user just hang here with us and fap to pics with us
How?
You may not feel like it but it’s most likely anxiety.
I wouldn’t go down on her too long cause that can be kind of a boner killer, you’ll be down there and then you’ll start overthinking shit and kill it again. I’d ask for some head and have her kind of take more control and make it more noticeable that you’re turning her on and she’s wants you. If she just has you doing all the work and you don’t hear any pleasurable response from her, you’re going to feel more anxious. So have her step up a bit until you feel more comfortable. Also don’t smoke, no matter how much you think it eases you
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>trap porn
Well clearly the problem is you're a faggot so not surprising you won't get hard for a girl
Step 1: drink lots more water
Step 2: lay off the porn
Step 3: quit smoking so much
Step 4 (optional): get her off of birth control and/or quit using condoms
After 2-3 days, your dick should be perpetually hard and sex should feel amazing.
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