I just bought this beautiful thing on Amazon. I couldn't estimate the size just seeing the numbers...

I just bought this beautiful thing on Amazon. I couldn't estimate the size just seeing the numbers, but it is way bigger than I expected. There is no way I'm ever going to be able to fit something this thick in my funhole.

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Just ask yourself, "What would Mr. Hands do?"

It’s a small atom bomb retard.
Not for ass

You'd be surprised.

I remember the day I first fit a 500ml beer can up my ass. Feels good man.

Mr. Hands would die. I don't want to die. At least not like that .

Oh, you pansy. You're not gonna die from something the size of a coke can in your butt. It even has a wide base which will prevent trips to the hospital.

Ass milk?

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You work your way up for a few hours with smaller toys that progressively get bigger. Do we have to explain everything?

This I know not to be true, I have learned. I have a couple other glass buttplugs whose bases are exactly as wide as the body. If the body goes in, my butt WILL swallow the base. I've been able to push them out with no problems, though.

Maybe this just means that when my butt opens to a certain diameter, it stays ready to allow that diameter through, instead of closing up and gripping the stem like it is supposed to.

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Oho, I chuckled.

Or you could just get poppers and transform your butthole into a bowl of jello.

no returns either, right?

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so you're having wear issues?

>wear issues
What does that mean, exactly?

duh

I actually laughed. No, they don't take returns on anything meant to go in your vadger or your poover.

I wrote it a fair review, though. It's a beautiful piece. I just bit off more than I can chew... So to speak.

I would agree

Issues while wearing the item?
Issues with the anus wearing out?
Issues with wear and tear on the item?
All these questions seem equally valid.

you're in good company. don't fret.

Ha I've had this issue a few times. That'll teach me to stop ordering random glass plugs of aliexpress when drunk/high/horny/overly tired.

Managed at least one of them so far tho :) and my GF is slowly starting to enjoy using them on me.

My gf likes to use them on me sometimes, although she says it's kind of boring because once you get it in...then what? She likes using the "big" dildo on me more.

I say "big" because it's only like 1.25 inches in diameter.

I get off a lot harder when wearing a plug, more with a bigger one - so she likes working up the sizes over an evening.

ive got a big ass bad-dragon toy. Its 3.5" diameter at its biggest. I never thought i would be able to take it and i remember the first time i actually did

youll get there some day op