Started working full time 2 weeks ago

>Started working full time 2 weeks ago
>Every day wake up
>Spend half an hour getting ready
>Spend 20 minutes getting to work
>Work 1hr 45m hard labour
>Get 15 minutes break to drink a coffee
>Work 2hr 30 mins
>Get 30 min break for lunch
>Work 3hr 45 mins
>Spend 20 minutes getting home
>Spend 10 minutes getting to gym
>Spend 1 hour at the gym
>Spend 10 minutes getting back from the gym
>Spend 45 minutes making dinner
>Spend 30 minutes eating dinner
>Have 3hr 30 min to smoke weed and chill
>Sleep for 8 hours (basically a fast forward button)
I only enjoy the smoking weed and chilling time
That is literally shorter than my 3rd work period
>How do wagecucks happily live in this matrix for 40+ years

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They have nothing else to live for.

stoners are gross and have nothing to live for

Wrong! They have weed to live for.

Exactly im going to try and move out if its not what i expect. Im going to acquire a 9mm pistol US fag then splat

Slowly becoming an alcoholic seems to help

I have a job in the greek government, we basically do paperwork, our office could be manned with 1-2 persons but instead it has 8 since we all vote for the ruling party, its basically 2 hours work and i spend the rest playing Grepolis and keeping a form open to look like i work

Make use of your commute to watch shit or listen to podcasts.
Also drop the frequent weed use. It's fun but it'll fuck up your brain in the long term.

Alternatively, just get a job that you actually enjoy

If you're clever, you work in a cubicle and automate all your work so you can shitpost on Yea Forums all day.

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12 gauge or nothing man

We cultivate hobbies during that 3hr30.

He says while shitposting on Yea Forums

Quit your job. Live off the grid. I mean your quality of life will be worse and youll actually work hard and lomger to stay alive but at least you wont be a "wage cuck" you have to work for the rhimgs you want amd need fucking commie scum

the status quo is maintained no matter how horrifying it is.

>you used to get bled for being sick.

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It’s 23:29 here, I’ve done plenty this evening and am now in bed. Manage your time well user, it’s a good habit to get into.

>Goodman

Off the grid is next too impossible in 2019

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off by one shekel

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Fuck bud dont do concreate.
Work 6:45 to 5:00 most days without breaks or lunch. Your lucky to get 10 min to devour a sandwich when the cement truck is late.

WoRk SuCkS gOy, GiVe Up WoRk AnD LiVe iN a CoMmUnIsT uToPiA!

Did you guys know that it is still common practice among orthodox jews to suck blood from the newborns penis after circumcision.

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Stop

Fukin paid shills

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I think we just found out why you are in construction.

Stop what?
Its a real thing.

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>How do wagecucks happily live in this matrix for 40+ years
Because I like the stuff the money allows me to buy and do - it gives you choices.

Also, you sound like you're in a min wage blue-collar job. I have STEM qualifications and can pretty well plan my day around my projects

No

>it'll fuck up your brain in the long term.
You've obviously never smoked or even done research on weed. Your health class in high school lied to you

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I'm not gonna argue with you man, it's your loss

Simple Google search is all you need. I'm not arguing either. Just sayin' you're wrong (ur not as smart as you think you are)

>or even done research on weed
orly?
>However, as neuroimaging technology has improved, more recent reports show subtle, long-term effects of cannabis on cognition and brain functioning (Bolla et al., 2005). In addition, newly published reports suggest that the deficits change as a function of the quantity of cannabis consumed and duration of use (Solowij et al., 1995; 2002; Grant et al., 2003). Adolescents who started smoking between the ages of 14–22 years old and stopped by age 22 had significantly more cognitive problems at age 27 than their non-using peers (Brook et al., 2008).
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>Nonetheless, frequent cannabis use may affect brain function, as indicated by altered neurophysiological dynamics in the left superior parietal cortex during working memory processing.


>Axonal connectivity was found to be impaired in the right fimbria of the hippocampus (fornix), splenium of the corpus callosum and commissural fibres. Radial and axial diffusivity in these pathways were associated with the age at which regular cannabis use commenced. Our findings indicate long-term cannabis use is hazardous to the white matter of the developing brain. Delaying the age at which regular use begins may minimize the severity of microstructural impairment.
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> Long-term cannabis use was associated with disruption of short-term memory, working memory, and attentional skills in older long-term cannabis users.
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Plenty more if you do some research on weed

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Just FYI, this is some other dude

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>Yea Forums thought it was spam

>Just FYI, this is some other dude
No. I just looked and I'm definitely me

We need nukes. Or any type of world wide situation that results in a place where it’s every man for himself. The only way individuals can prove and compete like actual goddamn people. And gtfo with your college degree into Wall Street shit. Why kiss ass and slip on mask after mask to a position of power, when you can do literally anything else?

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Incorrect.

You're a classic slave. Nothing more than cattle.

Working your ass off all day to make other rich. That's quite sad. I quit my minimum wage factory job once I noticed how draining it was, both at work and at home. You literally spend half your free time preparing to go to work and using transport. Then you sweat your ass off, and have to carefully check every single pay to make sure your boss isn't trying to trick you.

I'd rather be homeless than a slave, and Noam Chomsky agrees with me.

>I quit my minimum wage factory job once I noticed how draining it was
So what do you do now

>I'd rather be homeless than a slave, and Noam Chomsky agrees with me
Noam Chomsky is a linguist. My chiropractor disagrees with you

So anything else for you is competing “like actual goddamn people”. Yet you refuse to compete like actual goddamn people do by getting a college degree and going to Wall Street. So you want us all to change society to suit you? Fuck off. You and the trannies. We are not changing society to suit your bullshit notions.
You can bitch and cry all you want, the opportunity is there for you: take it or be a failure, it’s your choice.

only 20 mins commute is pretty rad tho. Only 4% of your wake time instead of 12%

> Be a manager
> turn up when I feel like it
> spend an hour catching up on emails
> grab a coffee
> do rotas for an hour
> do a staff appraisal
> grab some lunch
> do paperwork for an hour
> Get banter with colleagues
> leave no later than 4pm and drive 5 minutes to my house
> play with my kid, bath her, put her to bed
> play video games
> go to bed around 11

Hard life tbh

>Spend 45 minutes making dinner
>Spend 30 minutes eating dinner
???
i can do that in literally 5minutes
wtf are you making

He is a linguist at the best university in the World.

People wouldn't consider him an intellectual person/philosopher if what he had to say was dumb.

But hey, stay a slave. I need people like YOU to make ME rich. I wouldn't be quite happy if you decided to use your brain for once and get out of the rat race. I need cheap labor. My second Lamborghini Huracan isn't going to pay for itself.

I took the opportunity. How do you think I know so much about these people. I’m assuming you haven’t had the chance to experience an environment like that, so I’ll break it down for you. Not all of us are born with advantages. Think high school with smart people. Smart enough to reach there, but not smart enough to realize that next promotion they’re chasing so badly is meaningless. There’s always someone above you. So yeah, guess I’m a failure, even though I’m living in a apartment with 5 empty rooms and haven’t been properly “employed” in 2 years.

god I want to use zip ties and experiment on you

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Since when does expertise in one subject make you an expert in every subject?
He’s only considered an intellectual by edgelords on either end of the political spectrum. Nobody in economics, politics, sociology, or any other related discipline, takes the words of a linguist as anything other than an entertaining opinion piece. He hasn’t got the expertise or education to understand why what he says won’t work in reality.

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And thank me later

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LOL THAT IMAGE!!!

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Yea Forumsros you happy?

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thank you Yea Forumsro

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Nice larp. I find it hard to believe that anybody skilled enough to buy such an expensive apartment could also be dumb enough to actually bank in getting a promised promotion. What kind of faggot counts their eggs before they hatch? And oh man, what kind of faggot makes it in Wall Street yet also expects that he’s owed anything. Lol. Make your own promotion you fucking loser. Those numbers aren’t gonna increase themselves.
I bet you slacked off when you assumed you were gonna get the promotion, your bosses noticed, and thought “Well fuck this cuck, if he’s slacking off already, why would we reward that lack of effort and promote him!”
And lol at experiment, you truly sounded like a delusional psycho before you write that last line. Just don’t hurt animals you fucking weirdo. Or shoot up an office. Losers like you always lash out at people and animals that they perceive as weaker than them. I guess you’ll do anything to feel somewhat powerful, eh?

Being an expert in any field, and teaching that field at the best University of the World, makes you De Facto a very bright individual. In other words, his level of intelligence and general knowledge is far superior to other people or so-called professionals. Your profession at that level doesn't discard you from knowing about other important topics and your high level of intelligence makes you form connections far more quickly than other people.

I'm still not sure if that was a bait, or just a genuine wage slave with a random degree from his community college not even rated in the top 2000 of the World's, opinion.

Is bullying stupid weaker people fun? Does it make me feel more powerful?

Why do you think I’m talking to you ahahahaha


Side note: learn English if you want

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NO. No, it doesn’t. Being an expert in a field does not qualify you to comment on any other field. Nobody asks neurosurgeons about their economic ideas. Or rocket scientists, they never get asked about the culinary pros and cons of increasing the amount of pepper in a culinary meal. Stop bullshitting yourself, and stop succumbing to bullshit propaganda just because it makes you feel clever.

>bullying people makes me happy because it’s all I have in life (but I’d never bully people IRL because I’m a weakass cuck who couldn’t even get the promotion I wanted)

Nigga you get used to it.

Also your work should hopefully be rewarding.

This comment is fucking gay.

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Well, I was going to give you some advice.

But first...

Why are there so many pictures of rabbis sucking mutilated infant dick in this thread???

Life is an acquired taste

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Yes, people ask Neurosurgeons about their economic ideas. And yes people ask rocket scientists about other topics not related to theirs. You're pushing it too far at this point. Perhaps go to any good University and ask any student about their views on X topics related to the World (economics, history, politics, etc.), and they will be able to give you a very knowledgeable answer.

That's because successful and smart students/people acquire information way faster than other people, and they have a constant curiosity that motivates them to do so. Period. And I'm not even talking about teachers at the best Universities in the World. Just normal students at "good" Universities.

This is why the best comedians in this World were once students at Oxford and Cambridge. Because they have a lot of knowledge in many fields, and can use that knowledge to make both lower-class and "posh" people relate to their jokes.

Become a veterinarian, I fucking hate Homo sapiens. I never work, I just fix malfunctioning animals.

First of all work is not obligatory. Wagecucks simply enjoy it. They prefer the paycheck over freedom.
Secondly, it gets easier and more profitable with time.

Paycheck equals freedom, as long as it’s large enough, you titsucks don’t get this truth yet.

It's not obligatory, but they are brainwashed their entire life into thinking it's the only way to live life. To go to school, get a degree, and make someone else rich for your hard labor.

Meanwhile, I have friends who went to private schools (where all the rich kids and politicians) and they said they teach them economics and administration in high school. They learn how companies work and how to get people to work for you in... freaking... high school.

They grow up with the mindset of "find a way to offer a service/good to people, get people to do it for you, and multiply it". Rinse and repeat. And then invest the capital in stock markets, which is another thing they learn... in... freaking... high school.

In other words, wagecucks were sadly brainwashed their entire life to THINK that it's the only path to a happy life. Was it really their choice? Ehhh, that's really disputable.

True freedom is working for the government, i doubt you bwill find such a relaxing job with all these benefits in the private sector

>Be production manager
>0545, wake up every day two hours before I arrive at work
>shower, shave, prep clothes
>grab pre-made breakfast and lunch out of fridge, grab coffee out of fridge, run out door
>struggle through the second rush hour
>there's 3 rush hours.
>third is normal people
>first is hospital and that kind of stuff
>second is me
>arrive at job @ ~ 0745
>spend almost 30 minutes turning on all the equipment that doesn't stay on overnight and beginning the morning
>0815, time to get work in order for the day and start.
>0845, people start texting and emailing about being late
>0915, first person other than me shows up after I take care of everyone that needs something right at open.
>1030, everyone's finally at work, I can finally get to my stuff
>1130, latecomers are now hungry and want an early lunch, so I'm constantly pulled away from my shit
>1300, grab more coffee, and get pulled into solving a problem that never should have happened
>1400, start to hear whining about if it's the end of the day yet
>1600, finally get to eat lunch while working on something I've been interrupted from all day
>1701, pull everyone together try to get anything that needs printing or doing before they leave done
>1710, the whining reaches peak
>1715, now everyone has their must do before you leave lists - which is all stuff that should have been done hours ago
>1800, they're all finally gone so more coffee
>2100, finally out the door
>2130, home, food started, change quick to work out
>2300, workout done, showered again, food on plate
>2345, in bed

I've done this at times for 7 day weeks, months on end. But when the bitches complain about a wage gap, they shut up quick when they're hourly, but I'm salaried @ 50hr/wk + 1.5xtime until 75hrs and then 3xtime after that.
Responsibility sucks, but it pays through the nose

Yes, but imagine if you had your own company. You would do things at your rhythm and you would get more money.

Lmao, you’re the bitch. I’m self employed so fuck all of you. Work doesn’t start until I tell people what to do.

Man you haven’t even drunk the kill aid, you’re on acid!
Have you got a degree? I’ve got a BA, 2xMasters & Phd. From 4 top institutions, one of which is mentioned in your post.
Professors there, and everywhere else, defer their opinions to professors in the relevant speciality. Opinions are exchanged, but none of the professors, and nobody else in most of the academic world, would be so arrogant to believe that they had deeper insight into a topic than the actual subject matter experts simply due to the fact that they happen to be subject matter experts in completely different academic streams. It’s just not done. Mainly because everyone knows how long it takes to become a subject matter expert, nobody can study for that long in every subject imaginable.
You’re a clown believing that an economics professor would seek the opinion of a linguist. Am absolute clown.
And as for the oxbridge comedians, the BBC is a massive oxbridge clique. They were the only ones who could get gigs there lol. Again, no clue. Yes, they were/are intelligent, especially the oldschool ones from the 70s/80s, but they were hardly the cream of the crop. They made it lucky in comedy, mostly due to having oxbridge connections who got them high profile gigs. But other than that, as academics, they were mostly pretty ordinary. The only one I can think of that went further than a BA is one half of a comedy duo who’s name escapes me who went in to get a PhD in physics.
But yeah, on the whole, you’re woefully misinformed. Throwing around bite size factoids completely out of context just makes you sound foolish to anybody who understands what you’re talking about. Stop, seriously, I’m sure you’re better than this.

Can you get us some ket?

Absolutely, for your dog or cat, IV, everyday.

Seriously overrated, give me Cannabis any day.

What job can you get that can be automated that hasn't already been automated? Serious question.

Brain surgeon. It will done by robotics but an MD will always be necessary.

You find a job that isn't hard labor. Degrees help in that regard, even basic courses in electrical engineering do wonders. If you're gonna labor like a bitch anyways, be a lineman, you climb trees and towers for a living adjusting lines and trimming branches. You make anywhere from 30-40 dollars an hour.

I'm 3 years in and I can't see myself doing this forever. It's a fucking prison

I agree, I know more than a few. Climbing poles at 35 is fun. At 55, not so much.

With old faggotry come lots of wise.

Took you an hour to write this troll post, but still failed to address the main issue of our conversation and involuntarily discrediting the veracity of some of your claims. I will leave it at that.

Good copypasta material for people not involved in the entirety of this conversation (or above than average bait, should we call it).

Aww hey, don’t feel sad. I didn’t reply to you to take part in the conversation. I wanted to call you out on the bull you were spouting as fact. You don’t have a comeback because either you know I’m right, or you just don’t have anything deeper to say than meme quotes. Either way, that’s fine, don’t let it get you down. Like I said, I’m sure you’re better than that, go be the best you and don’t worry about them mean boys on the internet.

>Didn't have to buy my clothes for work
>Got a car for free
>Live with parents in garage apt
>Almost all of my money goes to superfluous bullshit and junkfood
Hah, take that you poor, unloved faggots.

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