How do you deal with morning wood?

How do you deal with morning wood?

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What I do (if I need to go to school) is I either just wait for it to go away, and if it doesn’t then I just fap it away or drink water and pee it away

I fap

I edge for a while and then fap

It's so you don't piss yourself in your sleep.

Get up and do stuff

why?
is pissing with a hardon really impossible?
i can do it no prob, just gotta stand further away from the toilet

The wood is due to your engorged bladder pressing against the prostate for a long period of time.

i piss sitting watching it slowly going away
if it doesnt, no problem i have a smol peepee so its not that visible

Get up do stuff. Morning wood is not good for fapping

Estrogen tablets

Just wait 4 minutes?

I have a small pp that becomes big pp

Lifehack

Chop it down

for about a decade, I used to have someone to wake up next to that would take care of it for me.

other than that, going to piss would kill it easy. just sit down, bend it into the toilet and relax. use the toilet to hold it down so hands are free to use phone.

these days it's hit or miss waking up with one, usually miss. I used to fap them away all the time, but I slowly started sleeping just late enough to not have any time for anything else in the morning except for getting dressed and heading out the door, and on weekends I'll sleep in so late that any morning wood is long gone.

plus, it's just hard to stay hard if I'm not fully into it or if I'm distracted. it takes an extreme amount of work to make a dick that went completely soft and won't "wake up" cum. I've done it though. almost not worth it.

I send my gf dick pics

Tuck it into my PJ's waistband until it subsides.

This? Isn't this the primary solution?

Before he wakes up, I surprise him with a blowjob. Takes care of it pretty well.

Uhmmm... I dont't have it.

togfu

My mom usually helps me with that but if she's not home I just jerk it.

never woke up to a blow job. did wake up to a hand job with lube and everything. the sound woke me up first, then the feeling rushed in and it took me a moment to figure out what was going on. once she saw that I was awake, she climbed on top, and it was one of the best mornings ever, I told all my friends about it.

fuck my model or go to piss

anybody else do this?

if I've had a strong boner for long enough, I can push it down towards my legs hard enough until there's a "pop" at the base, like popping your knuckles. can only do it like once a day, but it feels amazing.

I showed my girlfriend how to do that to me and she was almost freaked at first, but it became a regular thing she would try, sometimes when I wasn't ready and she'd squish my balls. sometimes I could do it during sex if I "rode high" with long hard thrusts.