Time for our daily femanon Q&A thread

No. Not her btw

ill take that as a no, then

Not to this chick.

Friend’s bed, I was horny and she went with her mom to run errands.

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No. Stop with this question

The incest and black hate threads.... I’m black and femanon.

how old were you then?

kek the black hate threads are still a thing?

We relax the muscles there when we trust you. Having sex periodically helps with the muscles. If you think your gf is “loose” try a different position or introduce something new to the bedroom.

For me no, I like to enjoy the closeness. Just let me climax too.

is it bad i like sticking my hand up girls asscracks just to feel the warmth

It usually happens when /pol/ invades, they are rare but, still don’t like them

Is cuddling really such a warm feeling? I'm a virgin.

go away

Would you rather have sex with a nigger or old homeless white man?

i got a kissy wissy from a girl and i felt a sense of absolute contentness. maybe it's something like that, just with body heat.

I like your threads. Thank you.

Do you like hair like this?

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You date white guys?

What about the general use of the word nigger?

fems: how do you feel about the pic sharing threads on 4c? Ever look at them for enjoyment? Disgusted by them?

I'm a dude and even I think sharing pics of people without their consent is wrong. I still fap to them though.

So I heard you were dead after sucking some aids cocks. Tell me the truth. Ps hows the job at Japan sushi?

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K

i think we all think it's wrong. dont think thats a matter of gender

the question is do girls get off on it even though they DEFINITELY think it's wrong

Why did you swallow cum instead of letting him but in your oussy where cum belongs?

Happy Smiley Mr Hemmerhoid Desu

I'd kill myself if mine leaked but I think it's hot for others that they allowed such a sensual part of them to be shown and the world is seeing it

talk about why you hate blacks and why you find them ugly?

why would you kill yourself? whats so bad about it? are you ugly?

Its comforting

Thank you for enjoying them

Long hair is the best on guys

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What makes someone great at sex? I'm hooking up with this girl for the first time and I really want it to be the best she's had.

I mean I dont think I'm ugly. Just embarrassment.

this

would any part of you be turned on if it happened?

So tell me why I shouldn't leak your nudes? Some peeping Tom took some pics since you didn't close your drapes

Could we fake our deaths together?

My girl has a rape fantasy and im a bit concerned, is it normal for chicks to be into that?

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If mine leaked? I dunno never thought about it lol. Possibly if people were turned on by it. But is still w azad not to crawl in a hole

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Lol you really think that scares me?
Nice try haha

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Big wedding ceremony?

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Your fake forced laugh is so apparent

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When you hug another woman, do your tits press together? If yes, that's pretty hot

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>I'll never be on Yea Forums
DON'T SAY THAT! I'm sorry. :(

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I never really played attention to it honestly. Maybe they do?

stop this shit right now

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...so it is a fake laugh.

kys females. you all are dirty whores. i truly wish and pray for you to fucking die alone like the piece of dog shit you are.
no i'm not an incel, because i'm a literal chad looking. move on

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No! I love v-chan threads. In this sea of nigger porn, traps and faggotry, it's alright content.

i have 2 kids yet here i am, you dont magically become a different person and you cherish personal time (what little you get) a lot more than you did before. You will be on Yea Forums whenever you can and you will still be a good parent.

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You soud fat can you do a backflip?

You said you were just going to have a party with friends for your wedding. Will it be a big one?

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You want tips? I'll pay for nudes for my personal collection. How much you want per photo? They dont have to have face but you'd need to timestamp to prove it was you? Name price

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When you were single, did you ever bend over, show cleavage, etc. to get a guy's attention? I noticed my 40-something neighbor doing this more often lately. Like, take today, she was on a balcony trying to screw a pole to the balcony's rail. She mostly doing it while kneeling (with ass on shins), but at some point she positioned herself with her lower body facing me, while her upper body was doing the work. The thing is that she did it with her legs fairly open, and she had a short skirt, so I could literally see her panties. She must've known what she was doing, right? And she knew I was there, before she did it. Later she bend over a few times when she was cleaning up, sometimes with her ass facing me, even though I don't think she had to. It was fucking weird. Almost every time she passes by my balcony she looks as if to see if I'm there. I don't know whether she's trying to get my attention or she's just doing it unconsciously with no deeper meaning? Is she just fucking with me? Is my autism over-reading this whole thing? Please be elaborate.

Be honest now, would you prefer a boy or a girl?

>make the conversation more lighter
>more lighter
yikes

next time you see her just grab her by the pussy

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Does anyone do anything nastier with the sushi like spit, cum, now wash hands, drop on floor, etc?

based spiderposter

#NeverForget that Vchan's cuck fiance is going to marry a girl who's had a threesome.

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give her time she doesnt know your an autismo yet, she'll stop soon dont worry

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Have a good pace, dont get in and start mashing around, like I know you do

Happy Smiley Mr Hemmerhoid Desu

A threesome with TWO GUYS, mind you.

Really? Mmf?

didnt ask for your fucking life story

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yep.

These femanons are retards

Shit. I didn't think she had it in her. She sounds pretty vanilla. Doesn't even have any fetishes lol

all females are

I'm good user lol

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how about $5000 per nude?

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I know you jest but I wish there was more physical contact, maybe it would've been easier to gauge her reaction. I even tried to time me going out with a dog with when she's coming from work or her son's school but no luck so far. It's killing me.

You self righteous bitch. You are too good to send nudes for cash. Vs, you probably give handys for 5 bucks at the sushi place

So wont answer this i see

Niggeress is the correct term

>he wants a girl
He wants his own loli let's be honest

so i ghosted an e girl once. then i messaged her again we got along again, then i ghosted her again.... would it be good idea to apology?

Sure user. Yikes.

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Nice try I guess?

Yep! I was single. My fiancee has no desire to see me get fucked by men haha

I know I'm sorry spiderman. I got carried away

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Like Jamal

Think I agree. Don't have kids myself, but my dad got grey hairs real fast when my baby sister turned 13... Jack is a pretty dope name! David is cool too I think! but fuck, kids? Such a massive undertaking. Is it something you long for? Disregard teen years, age born to 10. just seems like a hell.

He's a cuck for being with a girl who was slutty enough to have a threesome.

Nah I'm good.

Lol no I dont give handys to anyone user.
I do give them for free to my fiancee though

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he makes fun of anime? That's it. Bring him on the phone. I'll show him the power of God and anime

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That's literally not the definition of a cuck but ok lol

Have you ever broken someone's cock riding it?

>That's literally not the definition of a cuck
You do know that the modern definition of the word cuck, and the shakesperian era definition are different, right? Cuckold as used today isn't the only meaning. You might wanna do some research before you get all smug

>My personal collection
user don't talk like this to avoid incel

jesus fucking christ user, go to sleep you're embarassing yourself with your constant screeching

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Pic related. The shit he sends me

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Act fast brother

fuck your mother

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Do you shave or have bush

>willing to try things
What else have you tried that you liked/disliked?

Is it possible to tell if a girl is 'miring you?

Pic related.

My fiancee would not tolerate me slutting around. I am extremely loyal and faithful and respectful towards him and he has no fear in asking for respect if he felt like he wasnt getting it.

So like I said....you need to look up the definition before you say words you dint even understand lol

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Goofball

Ah yes, urban dictionary, excellent source for official word definitions lol.

What a fucking idiot.

Eh I shave but not often

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Good idea; maybe some helpful truth will get through the noise.

>My fiancee would not tolerate me slutting around.
but you DID slut around when you had a threesome.

>enjoy being at home doing nothing
Amen! I'm 24 and that has struck me hard lately. The feel for going out getting plastered at pubs is long gone already. While 4-5 years ago it was all you longed for during the week. Weird how it's almost simultaneous with people you know to; staying home, or going over to someone is the prefered option. David is nice! How dare you! lol. David Bowie!! JD is a cool nick tho. COULD be done with David too tho. :P Hmm so it's something you say came recently then? Feels for getting kids I mean. Also, how many you want?

>using urban dictionary to give you the definition of an urban word.

I see nothing wrong with the source.

You're just pissed because shes right and you're wrong.

What do woman think of gay men?

I get mired all the time so yes

I was single dumbass lol I didnt even know my fiancee at that time

Not like I was with him.

Urban dictionary is a prime example of something not being a credible source, lol. Nice try, though.

if you take a shit so long that you get bored and need to flick the bean you need to look into some fiber supplements. Jesus Christ.

Was it slutty behavior, yes or no?

obvious good sex is obvious

>anal a crap tonne

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What do mean? HELP ME.

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Really? So there's this girl who's a friend of a friend. She keeps looking at me when I'm talking to my friend. I can't tell if she likes me or is just autistic. I don't want to ask my friend.

kek

My girlfriend has been repeatedly canceling dates and is always saying "she's busy". I'd assume she's cheating or just simply doesn't want me, but she's just as autistic as me (IE not a lot of friends, not very flirtatious, etc...); and she'll also occasionally text me, especially when she's horny.

What does this mean and what should I do? pls help femanon

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>less shitty than the other
kek. I hear ya! Bowie would a dope as fuck as a first name, true. Also rememer you liked David Bowie. Not sure how, but I asked you about him few weeks back.

Catch ya maybe next time V. Take care!

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But really it's your own personal definition of what "slutty" is.
I would have never done it with 2 men I had 0 feelings for.
The 3some wasnt driven by pleasure.
I was so in love with a man that I wanted to make him happy and I was willing to go against my own personal morals to do that. So I personally dont see it as slutty. I was just a stupid girl in love and I wanted to do whatever he wanted to make him love me back

Glad you caught onto my subtle pun!

nut up or shut up bitch

slut

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So how many men have you been with? I'm no puritan but some of you word choice has me thinking triple digits

Fuck this thread

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Cool opinion bro

Lol not even close
My fiancee is the 13th man

Lol to the bitch who lies about pussy not getting loose when i first started masturbating i could just put 1 fingers in but after i got crazier and hornier i started using bigger and bigger things and now i can literally put my whole fist in like almost ill get there soon

Did you shave when you were single and now that your taken it’s like a meh thing?
Do you think guys should shave ?

How old were you when you lost your virginity
Tell the story

13
YIKES

Happy Smiley Mr Hemmerhoid Desu

What's "yikes" about it?

Pretty average number.
I suppose for virgins like you 13 is high

Hey V, do you dislike/hate/are grossed out by black people?

Depends, slutting around a bit fine. 13 catching feelings, dating I'd run

There's literally nothing wrong with that, people like fucking.

Why are you impossible to talk to? I can't even pay you to talk to me :(

36/m/Ireland.

I’m bored and there’s no point denying it.

Any girls remotely bored enough themselves to answer risqué, probing, and deeply personal questions about your private life in more than one word answers should message me.

If you like Irish accents and big cocks then that’s a bonus for all of us.

Kik: AnIrishInvasion
Sc: AnonOfIreland

Gf won’t orgasm. Tried vibrators, metal wands, and other toys. She’s never orgasmed in her life. I’m thinking her not ever masturbating has something to do with it. Any help on how to help her?

Take your time. Don't focus on her clit/pussy. Be all over her body, rubbing, kissing, everywhere! Get her totally relaxed and slowly react to her.

Problem is she herself doesn’t know what she’s looking for. She says it feels good and that’s about it. Would having her masturbate by herself help? So she can figure out what works without the pressure of me being there.

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Hellooooooooo lovelies
Not allowed to tag my name anymore after my recent ban by the naughty mods but im here checking in to answer those niggliling little questions you have of the fairer sex.
Ask away boys dont be shy hihi

Best blowjob tips

Here's a game for you post 5 pics without face.... Only one is of you, we will comment on them and see how you feel. We get bewbs you get to see it if works for you. it's a win win for everyone

Are you two newloves? If you got an open and a totally comfortable relationship, you'll fix that in a jiffy. Talk, communicate, be honest, and there is nothing you can't fix. Not OP btw, just another dude who had a an ex with sex issues.

I just suck like a hoover lol i cant help myself
But you have to be tall big muscles nice teeth smell nice but most importantly have a good size cock. 7 inches at the very least. ;)

Anyone who doesn’t fit this has nada chance with me

You really think you're that sneaky "tiff" lol gtfo

Why do you have enough free time to vocaroo so many fucking questions every day

>every day
these fucking threads are like twice a week, nigga...

Not newloves. Been together for a few years. We have talked about it, but she says she doesn’t know what she’s supposed to be looking out for. She feels good and that’s it. She does have a pretty low sex drive, but maybe that’s because she’s never orgasmed before.

>these fucking threads are like twice a week, nigga...
Every day since Friday, two yesterday.

Lol
Clever boy
Im not allowed to say who i am
Do you have a big cock?

Black hate threads are probably mostly Russian trolls trying to promote social unrest in the U.S. Same with all the stupid BBC threads.

>assuming influencing the demographic on these boards is of any importance in the first place

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13 is high for someone who doesnt consider herself slutty and normal for a horny college student

I go through 13 in a night;)

Not allowed to say who i am tho thats a no no

Im drunk lol ama

that sounds like not the healthiest thing physically or mentally

LISTEN to her (and observe her reactions, positive and negative) to whatever you do and adjust your sexual technique accordingly. I'm a guy, btw, but this strategy works well for me with women.

Go fuck your self cunt dont tell me what to do you fucking bigot
Kill yourself

At least 1/3 of females have some form of rape fantasies, so, yes, normal as normal gets. Just ask her how she wants it and play rape her now and then. (Give her a safe word.)

seriously m8, getting drunk and fucking 13 people is really not a smart thing to do
but believe what you want, youll get to your senses eventually when it bangs off your head

I have a rape fantasy definitely
And have been raped a few times and honestly enjoyed it

Get aids bigot

She just doesn't give a shit if you see her panties, lol.

Vchan, babies sleep a lot. Just not when you want them to.

Babies are gross

I think so too she’s just teasing him

Im drunk boys ama
Im a little horny too lol
Im moist down there ;)

Come in boys dont be shy im ight even post tittys if you play your cards right

This is boring im going

Vchan, just so you know: fiance is with one e at the end when it's a male, two e's are for female fiancees. From French.

Depends on the girl. I would prefer my bf to be an inch less (he is 7inches) because I can’t deep throat to save my life and sometime it hurts when he thrusts into me.

yes. Looks nice to run my hands through

Youre also a dude larping

I enjoy rape role play with women who get off on it. Let me know if you're ever in NY or CT area. gmail: uwantrape

>As always tits not required but encouraged

newfags proceed to make long ass thread. Old fag here saying you morons posing in this thread ruined Yea Forums

Happy Smiley Mr Hemmerhoid Desu

Killing other folks pets

No.

Abuse it while you can

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Sorta. I dislike too big, I dislike too small. Between 12 cm and 18 is perfect. I like them a little thick, but not if they are 18 cm. that's too much. Although I can't say much more, seeing that i have only had sex with one person.

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ewww gross fat girl

I date who i think is nice, funny and can take care of themselves

Not too long, imo