What is the least painful way of committing SUICIDE ?

>cyanide
>1.8 min
>51.5 agony
??

>18 minutes of agony when hit by a train
That's a pretty shitty attempt if you take that long, 125mph makes you go splat pretty well

sepuku

What are you retarded everyone knows the most painfully way to die is fire, it's a scientific fact

Basically, if the brain is gone....the pain is gone.
It takes several milliseconds for the brain to even acknowledge pain. So anything that destroys the brain within several milliseconds is painless.
Shotgun in the mouth.
Dive head first off a tall building.
Head crushed under a fast moving truck.
All should be entirely painless.

Travel across the planet and get a shot to the face fired by the insurgency

Shotgun to head is such a messy way to go though. I'd want my corpse to still be sexy.

use an ouija board alone. and get possessed by some nasty demons and shit. that's the most painless way of dyeing

Jump from the plane without parachute + you'll have some extremely high dose of adrenaline

Worked great, can say for myself.

1) attach helium tank to an oxygen mask with some tube
2) breathe
3) go to sleep

Helium replaces oxygen in your blood but because you're still breathing normally, you're getting rid of CO2 which is what gives you the sense of asphyxiation.

Just make sure your mom doesn't walk in halfway through, or else when you try to tell her how your life sucks you'll sound like a chipmunk

CO intoxication
in fact people die of this without even realizing it

Or you could get wasted, take a few sleeping pills, and sit on a high balcony

Problem with shotgun is there's a veeery slim chance that you survive

painful af, dying from the inside. of course its aweful

it's the average time you retard
some people die in a heartbeat, some suffer for hours

>jump from height
>4.56 min

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>doesn't know how statistics work
>5.5% of humanity is retarded means everyone is 5.5% retarded
100% how statistics work

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you wouldn't believe how many cases of people falling from a 20th floor moving while all splattered for a few seconds

>everyone is 5.5% retarded
that's true, everyone is 5.5% retarded, they're just not retarded in the same ways

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Let me know how it goes

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Be on nuclear powered submarine.
Screw with electrical bus.
Scram reactor at 1,800’ down.
Sonk ro 2,400’.
Implosion is too fast to sense.

You know how a diesel engine works?
You're the fuel.

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Committing suicide when you reach 100.

Jump into the East River like Etika.

Do
-The helium tank is pretty safe I think
-Cut your aorta is just a short pain before an almost painless going
-Hang yourself is pretty painless if you can handle the feeling of suffocation
-Jumping from very high bridge or building safe and you wont notice anything from the moment you hit the ground
Pistol to head pretty safe and you wont notice much
Jumping in front of a train, short, effective, you wont notice anything

Dont
-OD on drugs/medication
-Poison
-chainsaw your own head
-electrocute yourself

I think thats pretty much it

>Dont OD on drugs/medication

this is a bullshit . I had experienced an overdose of heroin (i.v) . totally painless. it was like I felt to sleep. just black out.
I was pretty lucky my friend called ambulance..when I wake up I was shaking like a tard and throwing up. paramedics give me a lot of naloxone.

but well if I need to kill me ...i choose heroin or other anesthetic overdose .