I dare you reply the first SFW image you see on your computer.
I dare you reply the first SFW image you see on your computer
Lincoln Foster
Jack Bennett
Lincoln Gonzalez
phoneposting, so no pc at the moment.
Evan Sullivan
Wyatt Baker
it would be extremely painful to post something else
Colton Gomez
Christian Hernandez
this is top folder first image
this is first thing I saw (3 folders deep) have more SFW than NSFW because I spend a lot of time on the blue boards
Bentley Watson
Aiden Wood
How, though?
Elijah Barnes
Ayden Young
Angel Hill
Chase Martin
What do you mean, how?
Ethan Thomas
Anthony Morgan
oops
Lincoln Bailey
Colton Price
Kek. I went to school with a blue angel. We dont chat really but we were buddies i guess. Had a few classes together. Was a cool bro. Glad he made it
Andrew Bell
Not cool bro
Landon James
farts
Gabriel Roberts
Daniel Martinez
Julian Williams
Ok
Carter Diaz
Wyatt Hernandez
Samuel Watson
Jace Davis
Nicholas Nguyen
silent hill?
Cooper Evans
practical effect testing for Alien 3
Jackson Parker
Kevin Cooper
Adam Sanders
Sebastian Bailey
Charles Richardson
Grayson Lopez
Hunter Wilson
Jeremiah Sanchez
fuck you
Cooper Collins
Noah Jenkins
Will this get me fired boss?
Michael Watson
William Lopez
Luke Cook
Joseph Williams
Brandon Myers
Wish i was single. This is money. If you find a chick that's tried to an hero there is a 1 in 5 chance of a threeway
Ian Bennett
Ok smart boy, you win this time
Isaac Long
Camden Anderson
Lincoln Sullivan
Jordan Wood
Landon Morales
Jonathan Hernandez
Fucking geese in this god damn fucking town. Every fucking day there's geese on my fucking way to work and all they do is shit everywhere and fucking attack anything that gets anywhere near them. If I see a bunch of fucking geese in the middle of the sidewalk (which there always fucking are cause they're fucking everywhere in this shithole of a town) then I have to either change my fucking route to work or have to be attack by big ass stupid bags of feathers and shit.
FUCK
Ethan Williams
This is my first and last time posting on this website. My son was in a drunk driving accident yesterday and his last dying words were: Mom, do a barrel roll. I did a Google research on it and that led me ultimately here.
Looking at your website for the last hour I have seen:
Pictures of corpses
Misogyny
Terrorism
Discussion of rape
Encouraging suicide
Encouraging the use of drugs and alcohol
There is a line between free speech and insane disgusting crap that has already been detrimental to the lives of MY children and I am sure children across the world. It says i have to post an image so i did but i just want you to know that i have started my campaigning against your website as of today. If you as an online community do not clean up your act, i will be forced to take legal actions against your website. I myself am a very rich woman, and i will be sure to get the best team of lawyers to do the mash, to do the monster mash. The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash.
James Perez
Jacob Taylor
ITT: Your most embracing story. Allow me;
When I was 17 my girlfriend at the time was finally ready to have sex. I, as one might expect of a 17 year old, was excited. Neither hell nor high water was going to stand between me and my final destination.
I get ready for the night, trim everything up, shower extra well. Unfortunately there was also an issue. I have a digestional disorder that sometimes cause my shit to become large and quite solid while still inside me. I wasn't aware it was a treatable problem and, in fact, just thought everyone had to deal with the equivalent of anal kidney stones. I bring this up because I had a mighty one which had been loaded into the gun for several days.
Let me set the scene. Her parents are away. We have her house to ourselves. She was always a little kinky so she demands we do it in her parents bed.
I walk in to a candle holocaust. She's been working on this all day apparently, and its as bright as high noon in there with the lights off. Which is good, because she proceeds to do a sweet, sexy little dance for me. At 16, she was AMAZING. For those of you who never experienced a female at that age, I pity the fool.
Now I'm sitting on the bed, watching this dance. I smile and tell her how good she looks. Unfortunately, most of my attention is focused on the dull throbbing from my sphincter and the large amount of intestinal discomfort associated with not dropping duce in days. But somehow I still get hard and we go to town.
She starts out on top, then we switch. I bend her over the bed, and I even smack her ass (a ballsy move at the time, but she loved it). Due to my built up distraction, I last for what seems like FOREVER. She can't stop moaning and telling me how good it feels, and then she says what every man wants to hear "I want to make you cum in my mouth." I fucking love women.
Nathan Hernandez
So she goes down on me. She was always average at best in the head department but at least she tried. She pops my cock out of her mouth long enough to look up at me and say "tell me if you like this". Then I feel it.
She stuck her finger up my ass.
My brain hits the panic switch and every muscle in my entire body locks up tighter than a three year old virgin. But its too late.
I take a massive, PAINFUL, PAINFUL shit, all over her parents comforter.
No, you aren't understanding. I mean large. Huge. IMMENSE. Take your largest shit and multiple it by forty-two and you'll have an idea of what flew out of me.
And gents, when I say flew, I don't mean "I pooped." I mean "projectile". I mean "hurricane force winds hitting an umbrella stand". And due to my condition, it comes out as a large, dark brown, smelly harpoon.
I know it hit her. I didn't see it. She ran screaming "OH MY GOD OHMYGODOHMYGODEEEEEWWWWWWWW" but I always imagined that, due to her position, it hit her right in the chin. Or at least the tits.
I would like to say I got up to go after her. But I heard the bathroom door shut and I just lied there. The smell hit me after a few seconds. It smelled like someone rolled a cat in shit and threw it into a tire fire. I looked down and saw, to date, the largest bowel movement I've ever heard of laying on the bed. Then I noticed the blood, and when I did, I noticed the pain.
Apparently the fact that it was so large caused it to rip my ass a little bit (thought I was bleeding from the inside. This little doctors trip the next day is what taught me of my condition). There was a small pool of blood where my ass had been. A final reminder of the exact place and moment I lost my virginity. I will treasure this memory for all my days.
I grab my shit with my hands and go to the downstairs bathroom. I throw around 1/3 into the toilet and flush, fearing any more will clog it and only add to my already significant woes.
Cameron Baker
I stand there, holding 2/3's of my biggest shit of all time, feeling a trickle of blood flow down my leg, trying to ignore the sharp pain stabbing my rectum. I find myself wishing I had a photo of this.
Anyway, I finish flushing my baby, clean off my hands, jam toilet paper between my cheeks (I skipped the bandaid) and went upstairs. I could hear my girlfriend sobbing from behind the bathroom door. I decided not to say anything to her and just keep moving. The smell in her parents room was abysmal. Its like when you take a shit and walk out of the bathroom you think "hey not so bad today," but then you walk back in to grab your magazine and go "HOLY SHIT!". It was one of those moments.
The scene is burned behind my eyelids for all time. My life. My shame. My very first time smelled like a pile of dead babies. I quickly got dressed since the heat from ten thousand candles was making the room feel more like a port-a-potty. I was aware enough to grab the comforter on my way out and drag it downstairs to their washer. Also the top and bottom sheets since the blood had leaked on through all the way to mattress. Still no sign of the GF but at this point I considered it a blessing.
I jammed in the washer with 3 loads worth of detergent and set it on spin, knowing that not even the hand of God would save these linens, let alone Tide and Snuggles.
Then I left. I avoided my GF's calls for days until she came to my house. We had a long talk about what happened. Talk being synonymous with "breaking up with me because I shit on her". And it was all over. She promised not to tell a soul and I don't THINK she ever did. She was probably as ashamed as I was about how I got in one little fight and my Momma got scared, said "You're moving with your Auntie and Uncle in Bel-Air."
William Peterson
Luis Rivera
Dylan Barnes
Evan Price
Ayden Bennett
Josiah Thompson
Adam Jenkins
Henry Thomas
Andrew Price
Carter Stewart
Jaxon King
Oliver Edwards
Lucas Wilson
Michael Allen
Isaac Rogers
Nathan Rivera
>Le edgy memers who make fun of based Etika are phoneposters
Not surprised
Jace Thomas
Benjamin Sanders