Welcome to the Yea Forums tavern adventurers

Welcome to the Yea Forums tavern adventurers.

Buy a drink, pull up a chair and enjoy yourselves.

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get me a pint of ale

Hey bartender, have you seen an unusual small person running around in a brown robe? Maybe ordered some meat to eat?

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-tlk

Here you go user...

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I did see a gentleman fitting that description earlier... Perhaps you will find him if you wait around long enough?

*polishes bar whilst whistling tunelessly*

Thank you. It's important I find him soon. Not that he is dangerous but it has to do with some business.

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-fzc

Oh really?
*looks at you suspiciously*
What business would that be good sir?

It's been a rough day OP, I'll take a I'll pitcher of your cheapest beer.

Hi bartender... I am SO thirsty, but I don't have any money! Is there... anything else I can give you...?

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I'm just gonna sit here and order nothing

That will be "niggers piss" kicks like a mule but cheap enough...

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*whispers* Don't go around telling anybody but this guy doesn't exactly belong here. If somebody else finds out what's under that robe chaos could easily erupt. I just need to get this idiot out of here.

No trannies allowed I'm afraid.
You'll have to leave.

Mhmm
Will you be buying a beer whilst you wait? No charity here I'm afraid.

Yeah sure. Nothing too strong though, need to be sober enough if the bastard decides to run away. Accidentally pissed him off this morning and not sure if he got over it. How much would that be? 6 silver?

There you go user...
*hands you 2 silver change*

Butterfingers...

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Yup... this is only an omen on how will the rest of the day is going to be. If only that wizard was still around. Anyway here's another 4 for another one. Sorry about that, I will make sure to hold it with both hands this time.

yo, shitter's full

We drink to our yellows, and to days come and gone.
For the age of porn on Yea Forums is now nearly done.
We'll drive out the pornfags from this land that we own.
With our blood and our steel we'll take back our home.

All hail to Pepe! You are the High King!
In your great honor we drink and we sing.
We're the children of autism, and we REEEE all our lives.
And when fapping feels beckons, every one of us dies!
But this land is ours and we'll see it wiped clean.
Of the scourge that has sullied our hopes and our dreams!

All hail to Ulfric! You are the High King!
In your great honor we drink and we sing.
We're the children of Skyrim, and we fight all our lives.
And when Sovngarde beckons, every one of us dies!

We drink to our youth, to the days come and gone.
For the age of oppression is now nearly done.

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Not again...

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> sits at bar

I’ll just take a cup of the strongest spirit you have.

Long, difficult last few days, and a few rough ones coming up.

One flaming jew coming up

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Hay bartender, where can i find some cheep rifles, i need them for... uh. a project

Aren't rifles rare around these parts?

Kekd

Eell the blacksmith has been dabbling with the dwarven tech..

Got any skooma brother

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