My boyfriend was trying to be sexy with a piece of beef jerky sausage and he rubbed it on my boob...

your probably a guy and think you dont have to follow the rules. but if girls have to follow the rules so do you BOYS!!!!!

Well then GTFO

you get the fuck out!!

i showed you mine now you show me your goods.

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Yeah but.. those are the rules if you're gonna post " I'm a girl and my boobs dont eat sausage"
Honestly you and your bf sound nerdy as shit and are probably disgusting..

that is not you. i dont want to see your goods. im not gonna show you mine so GTFO

Lol xD so ramdum
Tits timestamp or gtfo and go play with your beta

we are we mostly well put together. Im a weirdo and shes a newfag. Were both /fit/ and healthy mostly. she started this thread but im kind of just here.

those rules someone who post on here probably made them up. i dont have to follow the rules. you are nor is anyone else on here the boss of me or anyone else who posts on here. we are not nerdy or disgusting but you are.

rulesoftheinternet.com/

holy shit fucking summerfags

Mmmhmm, sure.

>rulesoftheinternet.com/
your a summerfag

There are definitely rules.

>you're

we are thank you very much. so why dont you go fuck off and stop being a bitch. we are well put together and mostly fit and healthy.

dont correct peoples grammar

Why would you let your girlfriend post some dumb ass shit on here like it's redd*t?
are you new too?

your dumbass shit. he is not new. he has been on here for a little bit now

Go back to redd*t please

Newfag and a summerfag, how cute

I’ve said that before.

we dont do redd*t

Fuck you, I was happy with my dick until I saw that

im not a newfag and he is not a summerfag so fuck off stupid.

no you have not

Kys

hahahahahaha

Bunch of fucking sheeple

>we are not nerdy or disgusting but you are.
you are a faggot pretending to be a woman. get out of this websight.

Oke well if OP isnt gonna be a thot lol

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Funny I didn't know it was May the 25th

Oml I'm dumb and counted wrong haha

Gimme a sec hun

Hey we appreciate the thought but OP needs to show hers or this thread is gonna 404
Make a new thread

Of course I have. Not really sure why you think it’s an unusual thing to say.

But ay, still nice tits

Make a new thread and post it on here so that this retards thread definitely 404s

they can be rules but i dont have to follow them and somebody probably made them up and put them on here

im not pretending to be a woman. i am a woman

I am monitoring this thread. Not for OP, OP can go suck a dick

im not a slut like other girls who post pictures of themselves on here to get attention like you just did bitch.

i dont have to follow youre rules

no you haven't

i dont need to show anything stupid

not a retard

This is OP look i am a real girl

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you can go suck a dick asshole

OK don't wanna take the newfag's side but you might be retarded

Hey, uggo! You fucking be nice!

Sorry for crappy pic but it's kinda dark so you're just gonna have to deal

I kinda get off on stealing threads literally just by posting my boobs tho ngl

Ya ik I said I counted wrong lol

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you are not OP. i am. i am a real girl but those are not my boobs

>trying to be sexy with a piece of beef jerky

wot...

I'm just giving them what they want

Tbh if you're mad about that then be mad at them for liking boobs lol

Nah Nah I am OP I posted the tits look

"My boobs do not eat sausage"

the wildly popular 1971 novel that spawned a counterculture movement.

im not mad but those are not my boobs and you are not OP so stop pretending

Cool! You totally stole this thread. How are you doing, what do you want to talk about?

Cute latina tits

Fuck OP, no one reply to that fat ugly retarded loser

Yeah I'm all ears

Wow this fake OP is trying to take my thread, like look at my tiddy pic. Now look at yours... now its AKA
Ur not the OP

And the was that so hard to do? Now we can discuss about anything you want. If you want some advice feel free to ask anything you like.

I'm not OP I'm lol

Literally nothing now that I think about it I just kinda wanted some attention

So what do we want to talk about boys

I am OP, am real girl

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New OP, how do you feel about weed?

That's not OP, OP has forsaken us

You know that I have. You believe it. You’ve already accepted it. Now begin the unwinding, begin to let go. In time you will discover the truth of a new horizon.

How did you come across this website?

I smoke a lot of weed actually!

My bf is from cali so he got me back into it a few months ago and now it's a daily thing

OP here, I just got back from the diabetes doctor and he said I need to loose 200 more pounds or im going to die. That's why my boobs can't eat sausage, a shame really.

It doesen't matter, at least this woman knows what are the rules, and i appreciate that very much, if we have here an ID you would see that this is third post, of course the second was with the rule of Yea Forums

New realester OP

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If you do the math you find there is a surprisingly high probability that any given sentence you say has never been said before.

I wanted funny memes and my bf showed me ylyl threads...kinda just explored outside of those and here I am

I didnt do it for the rules I did it cuz I wanted to lol

You confuse me

Like a lot

Tell me you ain't stoned right now

You are welcome me =

Do the math motherfucker!

So you like to shove yourself because you're anonymous. That's cool. You have very nice tits btw.

OY VEY NEVA FORGET DA SHOAH OY OY OY OY

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>Be me
>OP doesn't post tits
>Someone else posts tits
> I steal the Tiddy pic to become OP
>Someone steals the stolen tiddy pic
>Re-steals stolen, stolen tiddy pic.

MFW flawless victory

how about showing us more then?

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Best OP here, most real

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Be respectful man, she already verified and she does have a BF

MFW round 2

OP is ded, long live OP

is this satire? i can't really tell

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no

fuck off cunt,show us your tits

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You know that feeling after like a charity or soup kitchen or something where you just FEEL like you're doing good?

Kinda how I feel posting pics here lol

I already posted more than one cuz I'm dumb and wrote the wrong month

But tbh that. I just wanna talk and answer questions for a bit not looking to do a whole photoshoot haha

I always knew I'd run the world some day

I think this is how it starts

>im not a slut like other girls

spoken by many women who usually end up whoring themselves out anyway

nice ms paint photoshop.try harder next time neckbeard

Hahahaa that's good reason for posting your nudes.Have you ever posted your pictures before here on Yea Forums?

New absolute most omega realester OP

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So what's on your mind? Let' summarize your plan to world domination:
1. post tiddies
2. ???

How long have you been on the Yea Forums and how did you find it?

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Dont reply to that fat retard anymore, she can't follow the rules

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Step 2 monetize
Step 3 profit
Step 4 buy an army
Step 5 invade Russia
Step 6 seduce trump
Step 7 become the new superpower
Step 8 world war 3
Step 9 Get all the worlds natural resources
Step 10 unrivaled world domination

BTW I am NOT OP or the Tiddy woman

Not really.. was kinda just a spontaneous thing

My bf recognizing my boobs on here is actually a real fear rn

I'm thinking I start with Australia cuz the entire country is a weapon imo

Like who honestly needs guns when they can just boomerang killer octopuses at their enemy

See

Actually just an after thought but question for the guys

Could you actually recognize someone in a pic by just their boobs or is that just a joke

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Thought that was the old OP

Of being most factual initial person

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I can recognize my wife with only a pic of her hand (i really need a small piece of her body, that's for sure), but with the pic of boobs i was recognizing some of my ex

And BTW I would never recognize my GF's tits without the face or more of the body showing you are ok I am pretty sure

well, in that case you have failed. you have just made me like these two jews. or you succeeded, i'm not sure.

No more I yield I yield

Oh, i forgot to mention you that pic needs to be in HQ

Nope das me lol

The original OP left soon after I posted I think. I do actually kinda feel bad about it but this thread wasnt going anywhere

That's worrying...what are the chances just wants your guy secrets hidden haha

HQ?

Don't care, there's enough space in the lake of fire for another jew-lover.

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I'm confused, which one of these is the real OP?

Well. I would say this is my weirdest nudes folder

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I mean in high quality without some blurred shit. Chances are (i'm only writing you for my self of course) 98-99% that i'll recognize no matter what. Birthmark, scar, what tit is bigger . . .

He is, I have lost all hope, I am broken

O but she has a very recognizable freckle under her right tit if I see that I know it is her

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Am i damaged if i saw red text and instantly thought that was a pic of you getting raided in ARK?

what's ARK

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Oke then I'm not too worried

I cant imagine it does but does it ever bother you when one is bigger than the other? Always been self conscious about that lol

Tho tbh I'm insecure about my boobs in general

Ohhhh that makes more sense... more about detail than the boobs

ARK survival evolved

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is that vidya?

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TBH no man has never seen tits and responded, TF they are un even

No it's perfectly normal, very rare are the human beings who are totally symmetric, i mean really rare. Well look at the balls from your bf and you'll see that one egg is standing more down than the other. Like i wrote you before it's perfectly normal, you don't need to feel insecure about your body at all (seriously)

If I a guy sees tits he thinks o shit there is a good chance amma dip my salmon today.
so a man will always be happy for tits.
everyone likes tits, even gay guys like tits in some way shape or form. it is what kept us alive the past milion years

yes retard

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have sex incel

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>you'll see that one egg
I'm def gonna be calling balls eggs from now on so thank you for that lol

Noted, but I just meant im insecure about them im general not specifically symmetry. Not sure why tho cuz ive never seen a guy look at them in disgust haha

>o shit there is a good chance amma dip my salmon today
I get the innuendo but that has to be the weirdest way I've heard someone say they're going to sex it up

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Not nice to call people retards
but yes it is vidya

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Well I'm Norwegian IDFK

I could write you tons of things that will make you insecure if you want. You don't have to be so obsessed or insecure with the things that aren very hard to notice at all, well there you go you have a new word (ball eggs)

That temple was built long before 1515

*that are very hard to notice

But ay if I was single and u were single I would definitely motorboat those tiddys

The rule isn't arbitrary or mean. There's a very good reason for it. 90% of femanons are guys. Without the tits and timestamp, no reason to believe you're anything other then an attention seeking neckbeard in Mom's basement.
The rule should probably be updated due to HRT, but it's a start.

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how do you know? were you there? did you see it?

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TBH couldn't they send a pic of like paper in front of face selfie you can see the difference between a woman's and a mans body I hope,

>I could write you tons of things that will make you insecure if you want
Please dont lol

Well I should probably get work so I'm gonna leave. it was fun...it was weird but it was fun lol

O God you are one of those fagots, how do you know you had a great great great grandfather, have your meat him? checkmate atheist

Well good night thread 10 min til 404, if that

Bye, and i hope that you'll make some of your thread soon. You know how to start with the timestamp

Don't use the Lord's name in vain faggot. If I didn't have a great great great grandfather then I wouldn't have a great great grandfather then I wouldn't have a great grandfather then I wouldn't have a grandfather then I wouldn't have a father. Check mate nigger

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Sure. The rule never stated they have to show face. Only enough to prove they're really female, qualified to play the pussy card.

Gee. All this antisemetic stuff sure is compelling. I'm sure the claims and sources are totally legit.