Rekt no gore edition

Rekt no gore edition

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Nice. I like your style.

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This makes me laugh myself to tears every time I see it

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No Gore you said

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well this ain't no gore

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YOU CAN'T STOP HIM

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THE FUCKING BOSS!!!!

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>laughing in American

Two words: Hanging. Chad.

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>when you raised good children

Lost to that filename top kek

always wear your seatbelts, kids.

mom, these animals are too big for our toy zoo!

BAMP
Fuckm my webms got moved to hard drive at home. Have a pic of a bunny i almost accidentally killed

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His name is bipod and i gave hin Stockholms after i burned pasture and almost gmkilled his hole family. The ones that lived until they were weened are free now and hopefully happy

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lol little faggot doesn't want to be left out lol .

No gore

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Here's a bunny who was too good for this world

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what a power move

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what the hell caused the fire

Nerve gas

One of the first clips I seen after getting dialup back in the day. Also, fuck realplayer

001 CHAD PRESIDENT COMMING THROUGH AGAIN YUS


CUCKS BTFO ETERNALLY

Petrol leaking onto the engine...

He smashed his hot motor into the trucks gas tank

Get help...

get

poop in her ass

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bitch betta have my money (ww2 reference)

the sequel

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Aint nothin little about president chad CUCK

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F

Lol. I'm so fucking excited. My new house has a horsewire fence. My buddy has a giant net to cuck all the predatory birds. My entire back yard will be rabbits bros soon. I take a shop vac to all of my friend's yards and remove all their daniliens for free alread for wild rabbits. I wait until it's calm out and throw seeds all over my yard.

I am create rabbit Valhalla

The fuck!

FUCKING HELL YES!

Jesus Christ. This a drill?

The driver that ran her over can't get in trouble right? She was standing on the road.

Probably not.

rolling for you to let that rabbit nurse on your cock

I dont know who got rekt worse with these two

they told her to sit next to the pyrotechnics. like 30 times the pyro guy kept telling her to move her elbow and face away from the tube. The pyro was on a timer for the bike jump and she essentially kept getting in the way. You can't legally film an actor close to pyrotechnics because of this moron

plot twist that was her brother

I hope not. There was no reason for her to be in the street other than to create a fb video

Good, good. Of all the things in this thread the one that got me was that if for any reason that driver had a negative record because that retarded girl was dancing for attention in the middle of the road that would russle my jimmies. Go be retarded where you can't fuck other people over. Actually the driver might be scarred just from guilt now, fuck that bitch.

Uhhhhhhhh

what she was doing, would be classed as jaywalking in the US. she could be charged, or sued.

probably yes
if you can get in trouble when you run over aggessive leftist scum or niggers who attack your vehicle in the middle of fucking road...

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Oh Kiki

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This a real magazine?

Chinese pot metal and plastic moped. Likely 1 tiny spark from the metal or a battery short on impact

Is this rekt thread or for discussion, somebody help me i'm lost over here, you're breaking my balls again

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everywhere except california and new york. driver would be completely culpable because she wasn't a threat to other passengers.

everywhere else she would probably be heavily fined for holding up traffic and causing property damage

Ive seen 2 people do this same faggot dance and get smoked. Wtf shit is going on

Not in america at least but looks like a goofy uniform cop in the left at the end.

the dance is called "Call the Coroner Car Round the Corner". Its usually performed with the tide pod challenge

if this was a legit bungee jump from a traditional height of 300ft then he would not have survived that fall. Filename is misleading & above all, wrong.

No. U failed. And its gone now

Yes dipshit. It's Yea Forums, literally everything on here is fucking real.

You're literally the dumbest person to post on Yea Forums in the past 96 hours.

Welp, u cant fix stupid inguess. Thats good tho. Im sure she got hurt but i though it wasmilitary. Genades woulda killed her

are you keeping track

its Yea Forums what do you expect nigger

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MODS! UNDERAGE!

Makes sense


Darwinism at work

but seriously, after
>this
he is fully justified to ask this question...

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of course zhe's keeping track. It was probably born and raised in california or new york and user struck a nerve.

God bless you

Looks like he got drunk and fell over the railing

most of the damage was to her pride and that jacket. i think this was actually for MTV

Not at all. Hes right. You cant fucking talk logic with libcucks.

They are all mentally ill and think everyone is a victim of the mean ol working class that pays for their obamacare, welfare and neetbux

>Yes

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DID YOU JUST ASSUME ANONYMOUS' GENDER?

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original version

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Exactly this conversation.

Since 04 been trying to stumble across nudes of chicks i know. Happened 1 time. Was so damned excited i told my buddy about it. Then the motherfucker said he posted it and he stole it. So i deleted it. STILL pissed i did that. But I'd forever feel like shit if somehow it got out because i had a copy hid.

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yeah you wouldn't want to risk alienating your non-relationship with the girl who whored her self out for internet attention

Guaranteed she wont pull some stupid shit like this again

That car absorbed a lot if energy in the crumpling of the roof

Rex. Niggers divegrass

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Lol

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Rex you say?

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jesus christ its just a game. How the fuck could anyone willingly attempt to annihilate someones ankle like that

Nig r x

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your amazon package is delayed...

Niggers

yes we did
type "rex" in every reply like an autist

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Fucken car got in his way

I meant pissing off my buddy. We are friends but bitch got in my face last time i saw her so honestly idgaf really

you can't have female friends if your a straight male you dingus.

bomberman rex

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broken rex

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you're*

this is NOW a rekt thread!

this needs the banjo kazooie red feather music to start right when she raptors herself

oh nvm your gay

*you're

holy fu rekt him again

what's banjo kazooie? an instrument?

Great idea, but we don't have supported webm with sound here

Wholesome, i like you. hope bunny paradise goes well
bun buns are sweet little pets.

that coat flex. pure alpha chad, absolutely unstoppable.

lol

Shut up. Let him be acoustic. I like his collection.

>the guy just walking his dog

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>laughs in florida votes.

Nigger!! You can't be me!! Lol

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do you mean the guy walking with his groceries?

Satan, you know good and well that the chink wasn't walking that dog, he was taking it to the restaurant for the lunch special

Faggit get on mah level rex

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kids know what's best.

Ifag fone rex

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kek an alpha chad asserting dominance in a pack of libtards KEK

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Nerve gas rex

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Laser beams!!! Rex

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ANIMAL CRUELTY BREAD
ANIMAL CRUELTY PRED
MODS DELETE THIS THREAD
BEFORE MORE TEARS ARE SHED

trying to use an apple product as anything more than just a way to look at the internet

did this ignorant fuck think he had a nokia?

Like a boss rex

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I was not expecting so much violence on no gore thread.

Woman like nigger rex

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How about this rex...

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hundreds of thousands of dollars in machine programming so some dumb bitch can look interesting for a few minutes.

traumatizing child rex

USA health care rext

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Not nerve gas. That's straight up high voltage. Idiot pajeet.

Around blacks

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Found the incel. Faggit

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>That last "well, fuck" moment his mind went through there

chinks make coat from rex

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Jesse jackass rex

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>laughs in bad president

How about this rex?!?

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Sandniggers are the worlds cancer

This is awesome!

Thas just red paint rex

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Whatva fucking cunt
Blatantly obvious in feont of thousands. Automatic forfiet andnban the cunt for life. Fine her and the fucking team

Have another sand nigger rext

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HOLY FUCK

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Pimp Trump. Roasties rex

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fuses are expensive. Especially if you genuinely don't care about what they are connected to

People are dumb and uneducated this days, not many of them do know that nerve gas is soluble in water and highly flammable too

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they just keep paying the toll.
It's a shame that percentage of women who don't realize niggers aren't human but actually animals.

Niggers rext

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:(

rapeing rex

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how very sexist, racist, homophobic and anti-islamic of your

Pajeet slow gunfighter.rex

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This is myfoot.

I truly hope that fucking cunt gets crippled and has to shit in a bag. I couldnt walk for a ywar and it was an undescribable fucking nuisance.

Imagine not being able to walk your dogs with out cobbling whit to crutches or a wheelchair.

Aboulute shit

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fuckin lost

mustache?

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Nigger driving a beater gets a beating.rext

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>Muh incel
>>>/Reddit/

Rocked rex

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Fucking pew, it's the poo in loo kid

Cartel rext

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Chinese engineering?

Phantom rex

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>The way the employee backs off

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When you get out of highschool its it's entirely possible user.

country fun rex

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basically what i felt like doing to the bitch that rear ended me in the pickup i literally drove off the lot 40 minutes ago.

apparently in NC i was 50% at fault for being stopped at a red light

Same guy rex

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well done

when you lose that high-school mentality you'll realize that its entirely not

Around whites never relax.

Nice fucking aim

What a twist.rex

Trump pimp ass rex

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Thabks for the kind words user. I am sure it will. The chickens seem happy, and once i get the pong cleaned out with a liner the fish and ducks and aquaponics should be badass.

Been a rough go lately and animals make me happy

Kek

WHAT WAS THAT?!

Hide yo kids!! Rex

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somebudy kill the nigger for fucks sake..
it attacked a human and no one did a thing beta faggots

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that's his wife though

Jesus fucking christ, niggers.

at least they turned off the power before they drove that machine screw into it. Also they used an actual cap instead of just electrical tape so they aren't ENTIRELY lazy

Roasites rex

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can't wait for him to be impeached. Fucking disgusting rapper.

Was this supposed to be funny when they made it?

You spelled was wrong

that guy just got cucked by a dolphine

you think we're joking but we are going to have trump stay in as president and roll out death squads for your kind

its not acceptable in modern society. Did you ever see our lord and savior BH Obama caress is wife's tumescent penis? no because that man had class

Same. Shit got real

Tay Tay rex

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Fucking hell what a dweeb.

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Armored truck heist rex

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user i could do that with a handful of broken rc cars, a 15 year old pc, and a few lazer diodes.

This isnt 1989.

Git gud

>rapper
kekd

Does it hurt?

I love how they don't even seem shocked or give two shits. takes a few seconds for one to even look where it came from.

Pussy licks pucci rex

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Manimals! Rext

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Snitches get stitches lololololol

That sounds like it will be a really nice full set up.
Glad you have something nice like that to get you through tough times, and its extra nice because it gives the little animals something good too.
I'm off to bed (aussie), have a good one mate.

imagine being this new, you need to go back

Crime fighting techique.rext nogs

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prove it isn't 1989 you slut

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He's so insecure.
It would be cute if he wasn't such an incredible asshole.

nope! that's rape!! WE GOTEM, IMPEACH. DRUMPF IS DONE FOR, IMPEACH. WE GOTEM THIS TIME.

lmao

Sleeping lagoon... Rex

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Parking a helicopter rex

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clearly the person saw that taylor called her new kitten Meredith so posted the name as a suggestion on Yea Forums on the same day as a joke, to imply taylor uses Yea Forums.

Perhaps niggers were truly the civilized ones

Liberals in their gentrification habitat. Lol. Rex

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This is wonderful. Stupid idiots dancing like niggers.

>when a firefighters decide to be crimefighters

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Sure trips is easy to get all the time faggit. Get rex

Fucking nigga

I came

Out of fucking nowhere rex

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new to this site are we?

kek made me think for a moment.

Caek rext

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Is said user also a time traveler?

Rex

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chan photographer

>some nerve gas depisites can be quite reactive too...
while we at chemistry, r8 my experiment

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should have burned them first

How you like me now rex

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My gf got lippy rex. No panties

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>when you are retard but you are also retarded xD

dancin like a nig nog

Is this from a Michael Bay film?

More nerve gas rex

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sauce?

We are all aware that this is fake, right?

Tiddies rex

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So I saw this, got hard, then saw thisAnd got soft again. It's probably the fastest I've gone soft.

Nigs rex tranny

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God I hate white people.

Some countries should forbid possession of animals

No shit.

Just walk it off, Ivan.

Fucking Vodka, man.

No nigger. Too soon

I am.

hehehe

Why are you saying rex all time ?

I hate creeps

And we hate niggers. Watch his hands. Glock would have been at hand. Fucking nigger rext

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Kek. Ida said the same thing if my man trump did that bullshot

What a stupid piece of shit.
He is so lucky that he won all of that money despite his incomprehensibly poor decisions.

>
scumbags

explain

Oh my sweet summer child.
Webm related. It's you. Go catch a few more cawks. Rext

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Sweet justice served and likely one less piece of shit theif inthe world

Asian gas rex

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More nigger h8 bread rex

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the prime minister of Montenegro isn't all that bad guy calm down

necrotizing fasciiatis

AHAHA! What the fuck. Move to a not cuck state

What the hell? WTF is that?

Acoustic birb rex

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I hate niggers and I hate thieves. Wish they were all shot like the vermin they are.

>he's alive
HOOOW?

How can you kill someone for this ?

I wonder how many amps that is?

At what temperature does steel glow red?

Dogo rex

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LOL
his hat

Shit on that nigger rex

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kek

i did move to texas. later on i got rear ended again by some dumb cunt that didn't have insurance. It was barely a ding but she got taken away for attempting a hit and run and immigration status.

i got roughly 1,800.00 out of it to essentially spray paint my rear left quarter panel and she probably got deported. Shit worked out for once

the fire only lasted 1 second. If you wave your hand through a candle for 1 second would you die? No? Would you get burnt? No.

"OK WHO THREW THAT? YOU JUST WON 5$"

Bro I don't know if you noticed, but the whole place became a wasteland

A haircut like that, plus his skin color? That's a double whammy. She might as well have been asking for that to happen.

>Stonetoss

This is not the time to be fabulous, Carl!

yeah sure, you got 1 million from a scuffed car. We believe you. Fucking idiot.

>not denying being an underaged faggot.

Youll grow up and become an adult one day user.we like to entertain and there are lots of women who frequent my house that i dont try and fuck or even have any attraction at all to

Eating the bullet rex

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The moral of the story: TX is pretty cool. Which part did you move to?

those are your siblings buddy

*reading comprehension has decreased by 10

yep

>1,800.00
>1 million

This is not YLYL

1800 you fucking dolt

the panhandle area. every once in a while we get awesome weather like big ass tornadoes. Shits fucking great

REEEEEEE IMPREACH


Your tears are delicious cuck. Hating YOUR president wont get a purple hair bitch bulldyke to let you insert your pathetic 1 inch con in it

Yeeeeeeeesssssss.gif

That man was a cuck and half the world leaders wouldnt even shake his hand because he ms an illigal immagrant piece of shit

I hate Trump as much as the next person, but the other guy stood on his foot, hence why he push him a tiny bit and they both made those faces.

It's nigger on whytee tho... other way round now... that's six months worth of "news stories".

What is happening here?

Hahahahahaha nice.

It's just some large fish, idiots

Story ?

crocodiles hunt & fart in packs

November 7 2011 was a Monday. Article says bitch twattered a pic of her pussy on Thursday. Presumably they are talking about November 3rd.

Need more research user.

Manatee, actually.
The dude, Scott McCormick, was charged with harassing a protected species.

seatbelts are for betas

Jizz in my pants.

Huwite Gul rex ass hnngggggg

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They relaxed

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Yea Forumstard getting his ass whooped after The Universe sends the Karma that he deserved towards his direction.

Passcode rext

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Found the niggrette

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why did those two gentlemen defend that mad independent womyn from those racist white cis-males?

Niggers

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That's nothing compared to what white people did to black babies. So INB4 hurrr durr niggers violinz din done nuffin hurr durr

Nog rex

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fucvking kek. unexpected ending rex

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Xanucks btfo rex

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Tractors have a Power-take-off (PTO) coming out that back to power machinery.
That one apparently had the safty shield removed.

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>Liberals in their gentrification habitat. Lol. Rex

Like Yea Forumstards don't belief that blacks beat the shit out of each other without touching whites. If that's the way it should be then you should be on the other side of the road faggot

Roastie rez

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Aside from twisters, any other regrets?

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My buddies gf. Got em. Rex

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explaine

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holy shit they caught dat dumb nog.

Nigger fye mixtape rex

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lots of Mexicans around but most of them mind their own business and speak English to a degree. I'm hispanic myself but detest speaking spanish if it can be helped. other than that and the heat its an ok place to live. thinking ahead though it would seem that the cancer of san fran austin is spreading even to here

Nigga virus

use a cable lug they said.
it's safe they said.