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rolling for quads

If quints OP will eat the skin on livestream

Already checked. Waiting for OP

just roll for quads again.

fr

ROOOLL

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we already had the quads, we just waiting for OP now

he's not gonna do it

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OP will never deliver

OP quit being a fag

Hey it’s op! I’ll post proof in a minute, my wife woke up so I need a minute. I also want to stream the process too, if not I’m sure pics will suffice it give me 5-10, I need to put the band on and ice before I cut aswell as seen in original pic

You were supposed to save /b OP

Thanks user, as soon as possible k?

>my wife woke up
Post her face when you cut your foreskin off

Hope ya stream mate. If you've got any beer grab ya self one now.

Come on user your wife will love your new cut cock, get a nice dick and save Yea Forums!

No

Take all the time you need OP I believe you're not a fag

sure sure

post a new pic to prove you're OP

This is what Yea Forums is for. Fuck yellowfags and pornfags

Already checked, but may as well try again to pass the time.

Oh get 000 ready

For sure! I’m not doing it while she’s awake, I hope that’s understandable

Checked again

I’m setting up the twitch now it’s ZDM tulip

Strongly agree

prove that you are OP

Oh boy

When will she sleep again?

>82 followers
Thought ya didn't know where to stream. Or you're not OP and ya lying.

It’s OP zdm_tulip is the twitch channel it will be streamed on

chloroform?

Post link OP

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OP here. I changed my mind, I have to shit, shove dildos up my ass first I’m going to post pics of me prolapsing myself

This guy gets it

Na I didn’t want to get banned for anything but ohh boy ima get banned

Not OP but here

twitch.tv/zdm_tulip

Link

>A bit about me.
>Just a typical bloke from good old Straya who loves playing games. Me online mates were having a yarn about doing streams for a while and i decided to give it a crack turns out she's alright ay.
OP did say he was from Melbourne. Oh boy it seems legit.

Just realised Getting hyped

OP

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>fuck yellowfags
what do you think the endgame was?

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OP here, I’m very gay. Pic related

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ITS HAPPENING

goddamnit

post link

twitch.tv/zdm_tulip

its real fellas

inb4 some random user stealing op's non-existent clout for viewership on Twitch.

IT'S HAPPENING

OP will not post "zdm" at the end of posts.
who ever does is a liar

he was talking about Yea Forums it's real, Melbourne accent and all

Na I’m 100% gotta charge my phone a bit and get my wife to sleep.
ZDM

>spoke for a few seconds on stream

It's a black screen

confirmed

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>and get my wife to sleep
Nah post her face when self circumcision

Make sure to tuck Tyrone too

only a pic of dick/paper will suffice as proof you're OP.
we aint all newfags

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>watching without sound so roommate doesn’t know the degernacy going on
What did he say?

agree

Exactly this, if new OP wants to hack his penis skin off though that's cool too

R.I.P Thread

OP, you better deliver.

HE'S LIVE

What did i miss?
Someone gimme a quick rundown.

you wont do shit you nigger

Old thread is now dead, I have it screenshotted now though

ITS HAPPENING LIVE

Id be ok with anyone scrapping dick skin off. Do you have any?

OP you know what don't do it

Link

twitch.tv/zdm_tulip

So stream or nah?

OP said he'd circumcise himself if someone got quads, someone did now we're waiting for him to stop being a faggot and do it

OP IS NOT A FAG I REPEAT OP IS NOT A FAG

twitch.tv/zdm_tulip
well damn i guess it is him

Thanks for the info, Satan

fuck it's him
twitch.tv/videos/444015115
BOYOS LEGGO

CUT UR FUCKING DICK OFF CUNT

Qoute when he's live

ITS REAL
HOLY FUCK OH SHIT

OP is always a faggot.
But this time hes a cool faggot.

probably still wont do it...

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you guys are so fucking depressing

It’s OP! I will do it soon just need the timing right, gotta get my wife (and Tyrone) to bed lol also need a bit more juice in the phone.
ZDM

not gonna happen

YEAH HHE'S A PUSSY

Aus/pol/ is waiting to cunt

see

well yeah, he won't cuz he's a faggot

Thread?

why are you doing this tho, explain the point, are you extreme masochist or something?

To be fair this is the closest we’ve been to OP delivering

Someone rolled quads

OP never delivers

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The point is a extreme hatred of my own body and I can not get it done medically as it’s cosmetic at this point
ZDM

AUS/POL/ REPRESENT

>

Someone record the stream and upload it here

You did it wrong try and then the number

that sucks man. best of luck in your cock mutilation adventures

Based user, in the past all circumcisions were done at home anyway, don't pay the Jews for something you can do yourself

jesus, you fucking newfag.
G T F O

and he's gone

I have the first part downloaded, want me to upload?

Don’t do this, it will cut your dick in half. You are doing it wrong

Someone do something already

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shut up

yeah i fucked up

Convert to Judaism

you still failed.

looooooooooooooooooooool

nah, i think he looked up a wikihow it's all good

if this doesnt work im gonna kms

Don’t listen to this fag. He’s a bigger faggot than you, OP

Boy will he get a shock when it buckets blood

And again, just post the URL newfag

How new r u

you fucking moron

BTW boyos, just a rando user here, but here's a archive link to the 1st thread
archived.moe/b/thread/803116900/

This will go down in Yea Forums history

based, I have a screenshot too if anyone wants that

I agree with this user

Come on mate hurry up and stream. You have Yea Forums and Aus/pol/ waiting

Sure, record the rest too

Ive only ever ventured on /pol/, this is my first time on any other board.

post it

not if it's just a fucking img version of the archive....
Make a collage of the pest posts.
and they better be mine.

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The time everyone stopped jerking off to traps and other gay shit to watch OP cut his dick off

I seriously hope you're joking cunt.

I'll try user, this will be worth archiving

>implying we've stopped jerking
We'll just jerk off to ops circumcision

OP is literally streaming fortnite now.

Ohhhhh yeah

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Live on twitch now

HAHAHAHAH FFS this was all just to promote his fucking twitch or something

Must I remind you, it's been a while since the quads were originally rolled and he still hasn't cutt of his foreskin. Wether it be because his wife/Tyrone (child?) aren't asleep, or his phone has low battery, but I still ain't convinced. He's provided timestamps and videos showing it is him, but that doesn't mean he'll follow through. He'll probably drag this out for as long as possible then vanish, like every faggot OP who won't deliver.

what a fag. makes me regret rolling those quads

He baited 500 people into watching his fortnight stream, top shit

OP = FAGGOT

>fortnight

Fucking fortnite stream

well, a twitch channel is easily permabanned without reason... i'll give OP 25min, if he still hasn't posted a pic of his cuz off foreskin, i will false flag it.

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OP you have a very nice voice

Sexy voice OP

REPORT HIM AND FOR REASON SAY CONCERN FOR WELLBEING AND THEN IN DETAILS ADD THREATENED TO MUTILATE HIMSELF WITH A KNIFE OP IS A FAGGOT

I'll ditch this month's twitch prime thing for this

on kek's name

OP say "I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER" in the stream and give Aus/pol/ a shoutout.

this let's get him banned for being a poofter

Fucking bruh moment

no need, i have a script that goes to all inboxes for global mods.

Jokes on you I already did

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he fulfilled aus/pol/

Now say I suck pp

Twitch link pleeease

Do it

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it's still up, so no you didn't

Is this really what I'm wasting my time with

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is that your roomate jamal?

Rule 1 of Yea Forums: OP is a fag

user you're hot, you'll be hotter when you cut your dick

OP say "Righto cunts i'm gonna cut muh fuckin foreskin off"

zdm_tulip

what's your wife gonna say about your freshly cut pp ?

Someone post all videos of this on youtube

Send a link to it too

Recording them now, will do

Thanks

Hey OP if I run out of beer before you mutilate your cock i'm gonna be fucken gutted.

OP is a colossal FAG

OP sounds like a nice guy. It'll be fun to hear him scream in pain

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shilling time

I AM NOT STAYING UP LATE BECAUSE OP IS A FAG AND EATS MAXIBONS BISCUIT-SIDE FIRST

It’s a fucking Wednesday, and im bout to watch a man cut off his penis hat.

Hey OP have you seen Bad Boy Bubby? Say a quote from Bubby on twitch.

How much longer are we going to be waiting?

What a plot twist, it's not a random user trying to derail his thread for Twitch viewership, but his own scheme to do just that. Enjoy your thirty seconds of fame OP, it'll be gone just as fast as it arrived. In a round about way, I sorta called it.

Lol pour the toilet bleach on your naked cock!

WHAT BEER IS IT?

Nah he eats USED MAXIPADS

Any Dimitri love?

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OP, say hello EBM

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nope

Okay I have all night

>25min
You have 13min until ban on twitch/yt

>it's an ASIO honeypot
OP why?

Put it on Liveleak when you’re done.

don't ban him you faggots, we might never see the snip if you do

user it's past midnight. Just do it

is your wife hot?

well op, if you care about your YT/twitter, you have 11min.

RIP these or your foreskin
youtube.com/channel/UC3hFbZvNad_eyw3dvDc0mAQ
twitter.com/AntsDraw

Make sure you bite down on something when you do it.

Do it in your car so you don't wake up your wife and her boyfriend

cunt

WAITING FOR THE RIGHT MOMENT ISN'T GONNA DO SHIT BUT WASTE TIME
do it already fag.

yup

literally this, get in your car and drive down the road, fucking retard

OP the wait is becoming more painful than circumcision.

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This entire thread

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blah blah blah blah blah blah

OK, let's just start spam report his twitch/youtube/twitter

Are you this user?

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Its kinda irrelevant if he gets interupted, a doctor gonna have to fix this hackjob anyway, done or half done.

>"don't have a car"
Just sit naked in the road and pretend then

Tons of hot females and porn in this discord server(also giftcard giveaways).
discordapp.com\invite\dSQy3D3
GO GO GO

-0wh

Hey OP ya seen Alfs rape dungeon?

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>doesn't care about Twitch viewership
>has a donation button
What...?

News flash, it'll never happen. Apparently, he's "busy" and will be doing it "tomorrow" yet he has time to make the original thread and play a bit of Fortnite. He'll keep replying with later until it eventually blows over.

Can I get a kappa in the chat boys!

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click report under stream
>In a live stream, video, or clip
>Threats, harm, or endangerment of someone
>paste this in.
"he's saying he's gonna cut off his foreskin because of "body dysmorphia"
Please, don't let him get any attention, he might do it if this stream is up."

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OP say " What's the matter with you son? You've got a bit of a mental condition or somethin'?"

It's a quote from Bad boy bubby

sounds like a virgin waiting for the right guy.

HEY OP -- KYS
>HEY OP -- KYS
HEY OP -- KYS
>HEY OP -- KYS
HEY OP -- KYS
>HEY OP -- KYS
HEY OP -- KYS
>HEY OP -- KYS
HEY OP -- KYS
>HEY OP -- KYS
HEY OP -- KYS
>HEY OP -- KYS

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I'm surprised he doesn't have any stream snipers, his party privacy on fortnite is open. His gamertag is ZDM Tulip on Xbox Live, it only requires a few recial slurs and he's gone for good!

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"I shove my fingers into my"

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>tonight at 6:00
>twitch streamer cuts his foreskin off

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this thread is shit

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I dont even care anymore. Good luck with that circumcising OP. Fuck this thread.

this

Just have your with cut your cock

OP will surely deliver.
How's the 7th grade going?

what's his YouTube?

Somebody could grab his IP, no takers? C'mon, if he ain't going to deliver let's at least have some fun.

see

OP Aus/pol/s gonna die by the time you get to the cutting if you go through with it

Tons of hot females and porn in this discord server(also giftcard giveaways).
discordapp.com\invite\dSQy3D3
GO GO GO

-p8

Yeah what’s his ip

his IP is 7

stream down, i DDoSed 7

What's goin on

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OP is playing minecraft.

Fuck off Dormin

9001 years later

>OP could be the next Chopper Reid
>plays minecraft instead

>offline
What now

And so OP got his 5 minutes of fame

>knows he has body dysmorphia
>doesn't know how to convert wood into planks on Minecraft.

OP is retarded, just cut your dick off so we can move on with you

MY SIDES

OP stop playing minecraft ffs

im sick of this retard

Maxibon eating fucker

Please OP do something

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OP's stream is dead, no new posts here, it's over boys

Fucken oath OP. Just get to the foreskin cutting already it's been a couple hours

>777
GOD DEMANDS IT

Lucky 7's have spoken, cut your foreskin OP

>rage quits minecraft
>thinks he has what it takes to cut off bodypart

go the fuck back to 9gag you 9fag

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Nah OP is gone, fucking faggot, disappointment to Yea Forums

He's playing fucking fortnite. OP if you're not going to do it just say so. I'm sick of waiting

Well at least this shit got my hopes up for a little while.

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If he's not doing it for viewership or money then I'm convinced it's one elaborate troll to see how long he can get a bunch of idiots to sit through a miserable thread/stream. Apparently he's good at Dark Souls, but putting wood into a 2x2 grid is too much.

I'm sick of waiting for this cunt honestly

me too, he's just a big troll that keeps saying "fuck this fuck that" just to waste our time and get viewers

he's making a new excuse now
"I have roomates that are coming home soon"
It's 1:00am where he lives

can someone grab his IP? at least lets have some fun

raid his shitty fortnite stream

fucking make a site that logs and send dono to him :)

thread's dead, OP should be too

Someone start a new thread when this reaches bump limit just incase OP does devilar.

This whole thing is dead, I'll make a new thread when and if he delivers

Me too, I'm going to give a bit longer then abandon ship if nothing new happens.
I've noticed that as well, he tends to repeat himself a lot. He started stalling back in the original thread after someone rolled quads, we've had lame excuses ever since.

Anyone else find it ironic that supposedly he "hates" Fortnite yet he as the iKonik skin from purchasing a Samsung Galaxy s10?

Na this

>yet he as the iKonik skin
I don't even know what that is

Yeah we're here mate. Please show something other than vidya

Show us something else besides vidya carnt

Yeah his wife had the s10

he got his hour of fame, nothing more. he is just a failed person irl that tries to be accepted by the community of Yea Forums by saying shit and hating commercial things

user is a fucking retard, let this be a message to all, never post on Yea Forums unless you're willing to deliver

nek minnit

It's an in-game cosmetic that requires you to purchase a phone that's almost $1k to receive. However, his season nine level is quite low which means he doesn't play much.

You say that like anyone ever delivers these days

wtf is he doing?

wasting everyones time.
At least i want to die, so i dont mind

>bottles clinking
Cunts fuckin drunk I bet

post limit. New thread?

Yeah, I'm listening to his stream as well. He feels the need to address every accusation made against him, guilty conscious much? If it were me, I'd ignore them.

Okay he's showing himself now

New thread now pls

Just let it die, don't give OP the satisfaction. If it hasn't happened yet, it never will.

HAS ANYONE SEEN THIS MAN
kek

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it was bait, user is a fucking faggot

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the face of a redditor

remember to report the faggot and get his account banned

before this thread dies out let me say one thing...

user, fuck you, you used Yea Forums for your own gains, you will forever be the worse kind of nigger scum, we will take down your accounts and we will make sure all this was for nothing, then will we forever remember you as a fool

this
RIP threads tho
called it was ketchup tho lol

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of course it fucking was

will be archived. will be harassed :)

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yeah, make absolutely sure this guy is harassed

reddit.com/user/ZDM-tulip

>actually failed quitting drinking multiple times
fucking lol, such a cuck