Can someone link me a psycho test. I really what to know if I'm one.
Can someone link me a psycho test. I really what to know if I'm one
here is just one of them, with my results
idrlabs.com
Thanks I'll post my results too
>mental health America
post results
My results
Oh. Hello Mr. President
you seem pretty stable actually
I took this test aswell here are my results
>100% narcissistic
>100% antisocial
>100% histrionic
>71% sadistic
It says that my personality style is Schizoid
Wow did you answer them honestly user
U have questions?
Yeah
Psychopathy is a rare disorder affecting 0.5% to 1% of the general population. It is more likely you are a sociopath as most genuine psychopaths are in a federal penitentiary.
Damm, I mean you are who you are.
Do push-ups, civilian.
Cats foot, iron claw~
I have nothing to whine about i love my life
Based and service pilled.
Well yeah
Youd love me
U shitting me i love hisoka i identify a lot with him
one of my favorites
I love hisoka too actually
People like you should be charged with treason and lined up on a brick wall in my opinion.
oink oink
bark bark
Agreed
Id try to kill him and i wouldnt mind if i lost cuz be honest hes strong af
A European or a traitor those are your only two options.
I can imagine
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I have Major Depression, ADHD inattentiveness and I think im a little Autistic.
uhh Europe? it was always Europe
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Or id fuck him either way we would have a lot of fun
hehe
bait-kun...
Thats fucked end your life nigger or go see a doctor
Here are mine
Never liked her shes awfull
cmone is not a serius test afterall
worst characters were Pouf and Neon
my favorite is probably Zeno
It matches my psychopathy diagnosis tho
feelsbadman
...
yea probably
that's just suffering
yep.
I never cared about those the only interesting person was hisoka or illumi
We're all a little bit autistic. But yeah you seem good except for the depression part. Why are you depressed?
Maybe we can help a little bit
>100% masochistic
Lets meet up
mad lads are always fun to watch
100% avoidant
no
You need a hug
personal space please unless you've got a hug like Mom's
I didnt think of them as mad hisoka is a sociopath acting on his desires and illumi is an autistic kid trained to kill
Haha, I'm the least weird out of all of you so far. Not much of an achievement though, considering I'm on Yea Forums
Fuck you youl have the time of your life man
>> least weird out of all of you so far
>> 71% schizoid
choose one m8
Depressed because of ADHD. ADHD affects many areas of my life including the autistic part. Really bad at relationships with people and living life like a normal self sufficient person. I cant be helped.
100%sadistic and 100% masochistic were made for each other
>People with schizoid personality disorder also tend to be distant, detached, and indifferent to social relationships. They generally are loners who prefer solitary activities and rarely express strong emotion
That's basically me, and the compulsive part is also correct
keep your degeneracy to yourself please
teasing user, I'm a bit aloof too
just get adderall
Tips for an Avoidant?
and get addicted to a drug that might now even work?
just don't take stupid amounts of it, you don't need it every day, just for work
stay depressed then, fucker
people suck anyway
I have a strong tolerance to drugs. I build resistances to them. Im talking Amitriptyline for depression. Its a drug from the 50s and they only prescribe them to people who are resistant as a last resort because it destroys your heart.
>doomer
No shit every political, personality, or phycology test I always come up as being Stalin...
ADHD inattentive.
that's exactly what they prescribe adderall for
Degeneracy why? Im a highly fun tionating member of society
don't care, don't come close.
people like you are the reason concealed carry exists
yes i know.
Im not even sure if my doctor will go for it. I live in Canada and theyre really catious about drugs like this. I have a hard time getting Lorazapam from my doctor. He only gives me 5 pills of 1mg to last 3 - 4 months. No refills and i feel like a drug seeker when i ask for them. He acts suspicious every time asking me why i need them.
tbf I was suggested tricyclic antideps and denied them bc it seemed not so nice side effects
If he says no, then don't. He will have reasons why and he'll tell you. but otherwise if taken responsibly you might see some improvement. just a tip, I know you can get hooked but it's not as easy as people make it out to be, you'd be starting with a low dose so it's not like you'd be getting high.
if you do take them, don't take them with citric acid
You think youll be able to recognize me gl with that if i dont let you see any bad you wont see any i can be your father and youd never find out
my father died years ago.
people like this are why I'm paranoid.
best
...
You get the message you wont be able to find out unless i show you
Why im a nice person ill be meeting you with happieness and a smile
if you were to show me, I'd have that in mind every time I go outside. I don't want to carry a .38 Special because of some fat twink with a mean streak online.
forgot to tag you here too.
You probably are one
based burger
First mistake im not fat neither ugly i look like a normal guy
wow this test is so inaccurate it's pathetic
it's description of my personality, which it said was "histrionic" is so absolutely opposite of what I'm really like that it seriously makes me question this sites validity.
It basically said I'm a social chameleon, which is not how I am in the least.
Or maybe I'm in denial?
help
?
for me the only big one is the urinary retention and dry mouth. It sucks waking up with a full bladder and having to stand over the toilet for 5 minutes trying to convince your bladder to let it go. I already have periodontitis and the dry mouth isnt helping.
Hmm yea.. My doctor gave me Modafinil, it worked for a a couple of days and it no longer works on me anymore. Kinda sad cause it made me focus really well when it did work.
I'll think about asking him for adderall.
it only says that because you got very low scores for everything else and only histrionic and compulsive are even above 50%
didnt you read the warning?
i didn't because I'm short on time but I assume it says something along the lines of "this test is pretty much bullshit so don't even pay attention to the results"
am I close?
this, and every other personality test, are more or less bullshit
so is psychology
Wowsers how did it take you to come up with that one
>I really what to know if I'm one
Then you're not. Simples.
a whole 2 seconds Mr. Gadget.
im totally fine
So, what you're saying is it must be wrong because it said you were a histrionic compulsive schitzo rather than a cool, emotionless psycho-killer like Bateman like you want to be in your little, immature heart
Im not that bad i guess
No bait
which of you fuckers offered the hug?
I retook the test now that the sun is up, not much changed.
Okay man
Hahahahhahahah
ohh ohh
My results
I imagine it feels like this
quads
gotta be true
can somebody explain something to me about these tests?
I have an overly analytical mind and every time I take something with just "agree" or "disagree" with no in-between, I almost always neither agree nor disagree.
For example: 1 of the questions says "Most people who have made it to the top have lied or cheated to get there." and my brain thinks: "there is no way I could possibly know this and therefore I cannot agree with it or disagree with it". and that happens for almost every answer
like I can't even take the test properly
You just spammed yes to almost every question
most of you seem to be normal
if it's 40% no and 60% yes just say yes
if you don't know, use some other kind of way to determine what you pick
also I think about what "the top" means and it's too vague for me to understand what the question even needs. I need more specifics. Am I autistic or something?
U dont have an overly analytic brain u just have no opinions
>the top
of your career, your goals in general, whatever you give a shit about
this is me, I guess.
I disagree
Multiple Personality Styles Woo Hoo!
Already got a preliminary diagnosis for schizoid with depression from a court ordered psychologist and just looking for the sixth time this hour around my meticulously cleaned and organized room everything on the desk perfectly lined up exactly as it should be i think the compulsive rating is also rather accurate.
Disagree about your opinion its either that or you have zero swlf confidence since you cant even provide your opinion to a simple yes or no statement .... online.... ANONYMOUSELY!!!
it says i have multiple personalities...great..
for some reason it does
I'm normil
Personality traits* which means you have symptoms of many personality styles
Yeah that seem about right
You were just spamming yes btw fuck off
so i have no personality :))))
GREAT
You just spammed yes how do i know? Its quite simple.. since you are sadistic and wvwn more masochistic? Anything else oh yeah depressed? And so on and so on
Is this still going?
everyone except for a few are fucking psycho. I am not surprised
You guys have pathetic personalities just sayin
yea why not
It actually makes a lot of sense
some of these I just don't know how I should interpret. Too vague or ambiguous. I feel like some of these statements could mean various things dependent on the author's interpretation of these vague phrases
but now I seem to be getting less of the super vague statements. I think most of them were in the beginning of the test.
Still, I wish they had a neutral or something because I literally do not have an opinion on some of them. Some of these sentences have just never crossed my mind and I haven't had the time or experience to form an opinion on them
I don't know how to feel about this one, Yea Forumsitches and Yea Forumsastards...
My results
Thanks mate. At least I have 100 percent in one category.
look at my "need a hug" ones m8
this movie was fucked up
what if i'm into bdsm? sould i be low on sadistic and masochistic in that case too?
ok I finally finished the test with some difficulty on how I was supposed to answer about 25% of the questions and this is what I got
well the compulsive part explains why you took the test 3 times
well
yea I'm reading about compulsive personality and it seems pretty accurate to me lol
That went well.
It actually makes me happy I got dubs with my post and that you responded to me but in large portions of my day/life I feel like nothing matters anymore. Happy and sad moments come and go as they want. The only things that increase are routine and pain. I have a bad knee that often keeps me up at night and crohns disease. Althougt I try to make things better the bad things increase in my life. I often wish, I would have one last nice day to make piece with my life and leave this world.
About right
welp
I hope you find some extra happiness in the fact that some of us want you to be happy
I want any human being that isn't a total piece of shit to be happy. I have faith in humanity and I feel good when I see happy people. It makes me happy. And it makes me happy knowing that I have friends that want me to be happy.
I bet there are a lot of people that care about you in some way or another and you may not realize or think about it. IDK if this applies to you but I like to know that people care about my well-being. And I care about your well-being.
wait Ashley?
Looks kinda accurate to me
check 'em, Yea Forumsoys.
Thanks for taking your time mate. Seems like we are brothers in Dubs.
You are right. There are people who care for me and want me to be happy. They are the reason I have not harmed myself. But it further upsets me I have to disappoint them by not being happy.
My life right now feels like I am trying to shovel the ocean away- no matter how much effort I put in it things remain the same.
No my name is Lars
oh lord, will this be my socialness for today?
Dutch#4536 if you wanna chat, I'm getting ready for classes soon but don't mind talking.
I thought you were my aunt for a second and almost had a heart attack. you're not from seattle, are you?
Depends which role you like im into bdsm and im the most sadistic out here
No i can calm you down I am from Germany
Hey user, I got a pretty similar score too. Except a few minor differences, Mind I add you too?
>My life right now feels like I am trying to shovel the ocean away- no matter how much effort I put in it things remain the same.
Sad to hear. Take your time and do your best. I hope things get better for you soon.
How is this one?
sure, why not I suppose
are you invader zim?
Yes
Here’s mines can anyone diagnose me?
Alright, that last one was from a while ago, this one is from just now. I don't think I'm much better.
so I'm apparently a literal schizo
Am i normal?
You're better than some people here.
Well since you're dependent, avoidant, and depressive you could probably make your life a lot better by adopting some responsibilities to give your life meaning. Start with small things like taking care of a pet or volunteering a couple hours a week to a charity or something. And slowly work your way up, even if you don't want to. You will find that it makes you feel better in the long run. Tell yourself it will all be worth it in the end.
I'm not a doctor but you seem to have the same personality as one of my best friends. And I have seen him evolve in a very positive way as he has slowly taken on more and more responsibilities.
If it's nothing really above a 60-70 percent, it's just a personality quirk, if you're like me, with 100's in shit, then you should be worried.
waddup fellow normal people
Henlo
>100% narcissistic
I bet you think you have a high enough iq to watch rick and morty
all 3 seasons, looking forward to number 4.
>Oh dear, oh dear. Either you clicked 'Agree' to too many questions that did not really apply to you, or you appear to have multiple, equally prominent personality styles. It is quite possible that you have several personality styles that are all strongly expressed and which co-exist in you.
Multiple personalities? Shit....
doesn't mean you have multiple personality disorder, just means multiple personality traits aka you're fucked up in more than one way
Fuck off, the 3rd was shit because it set up decent possibilities for character development and then shit itself by deciding to maintain its status quo. This show has no decent growth with its characters, even though that was the whole point of the 3rd season, and retconning a whole season's worth of interpersonal interactions made for a flaming heap of fucking garbage.
what's your score user? let us compare
It just means that you probably have multiple problems, not multiple problems with your personality. It's perfectly normal to be depressed, negative, and schizoid all at the same time. Honestly, you're a normal person browsing Yea Forums that sees shit hitting the fan and realizing you can't do anything about it.
Mine's this
Anyone got the same, or i am too superior to be here
Fuck, I meant to say multiple problems mentally, sorry.
as you said yourself, the whole message of it was that you can't do anything about the status quo and you won't get rid of it
typical rick nihilism shit
the other 2 were better though, by far. 4 will hopefully be better, too; we've been waiting long enough
Git fuckt
It's weird cause I remember explaining to my dad a long time ago it felt like my brain was compartmentalised and had different versions of me existing at different times.
I've been diagnosed with autism, anxiety shit but also suspect I'm ADHD, bipolar and possibly a whole range of shit. Also have had psychotic episodes that were pretty extreme and scary for others where I ended up in 4 different mental hospitals in the span of 3-4 months. Got banned from one of them lol.
Peope like you should end up with a hoe in their head
i need the story to this now:
how the fuck do you get banned from a mental hospital?
at least you're not compulsive or histrionic, got to look at the good side of everything. would you consider yourself as abnormal?
very fun results
The problem with it isn't that it set itself back up again with the status quo persay, it's that the entirety of what could probably be considered a few months of time was completely denied by not just one or two, but all of the characters. When you have the first 2 seasons consisting of developing character dynamics and interactions, and then make a 3rd that just says fuck all of that shit; then you have the problem that this is more about sending a message on the mental instability of a broken family then it is anything else.
Whenever I play vidja and get shit results for hours on end, intent on completing the goal, eventually, ripping my arms to shreds because I despise myself for not being good enough to be done already. And yes, I feel like my brain is utter shit, and if anyone ever actually gets to know me, then all they would see is a miserable whirlpool of death and self-hatred to the point where I don't even know what I would consider a fact or not any more. It could also be partially due to growing up homeschooled, and then being dropped into US public schools in high school, skewing my views on humanity; and the fact that everything is at it is now. In other words, I hate my existence, but will continue through for the sheer amazement of being an observer.
They discharged me prematurely without much warning, I think they wanted to get rid of me or just make space for someone else. Basically had a love interest at the hospital and I managed to sneak past all their security protocols to go see her. Basically promised to her would get my shit together and come see her in 24 hours. Got my haircut, cleaned up, did a whole bunch of shit like sort out my finances and got a 2 hour taxi ride there-and-back to see her... They also had 2 ex military to ensure I didn't cause any problems but ended up calling the police on me because they thought I was going to kill someone. Police found me with a bunch of weed (had been getting really high and not sleeping and brought a bunch of weed to get the other patients high) but police (UK) were chill with me, gave me a ride to train station and talked about shit on the way, asked if I had ever considered joining the police and rising through the ranks quickly... Was all kinda bizarre to be honest. But yeah had gone back to see her multiple times, and they couldn't handle my shit so I got banned from stepping foot on the property. It was a big estate from WW1, a manor/mansion type shit converted into a mental hospital. Pretty beautiful grounds and horses too.
Yeah, when I do shit in something I just quit and try again later. I do admire your dedication, sometimes I wish I had the nerve to get sucked into something a want to complete it. When I meet people they always end up liking me for some reason, I've always seen myself as unlikable but I do make friends rather easily, though the term "friends" is used rather lightly since know I'm keeping in touch with three people only.
I also enjoy listening to people's problems and offering solutions, that doesn't sound sadistic to me.
I think I done fucked up
Help sir
well at least I'm not a narcissist
very nice stats, except for dependent, depressive and masochistic, what are you a faggot?
So what's the sitch doc
It's only for the fact that I can experience the game, that is why I push myself to the point where I hurt myself. I think that you and I have a similar self-outlook, that we aren't really worth getting to know, so whenever you make a new friend, which is also easy for me; if I'm not constantly talking to the person in question, I don't keep up communication at all. I think the sadistic portion is more of a facet of my brain, and potentially yours, that while giving people decent advice, it comes with the nagging thought that you are just a crutch for them, so you decide to make their lives better, by pushing them away from you via very unnecessary means, which can also tie into a masochistic portion of yourself. I don't know though, I just know that I've got maybe one or two people I regularly talk to, and even then I sometimes feel like keeping quiet and not talking to them. You just need to find something that you enjoy though, something that you really want to do and can spend hours at a time doing, even if it's unhealthy.
Technically yes I am bi
:(
Hello, friend.
that's pretty fucking gay, but i can help with that, who touched you when you were little? and don't fucking lie to me
I never really had a need for friends, but it feels nice to talk to someone once in a while, I don't know if you prefer solitude or not but I do, I just find talking to people all the time just tiresome. I've never felt a passion for something nor a craving to complete anything, whenever I do something like play vidya, watch movies or paint I feel like I'm wasting time on frivolities and I can't fully concentrate or enjoy something because that thought is always at the back of my head.
I feel the same way about solitude, but my brain just has a weird switch where it stops thinking, which is what I think has allowed me to enjoy video games to the extent that I do. but talking to people occasionally is nice, which is why I only really have the one friend and why I frequent here infrequently. Maybe reading might be more up your alley, since you can kinda trick yourself into debating the point of reading literature. It really does boil down to finding a way to get yourself to feel like what you're doing is important. I hope that you can figure out a way for it to work for you, I feel like I'm just lucky.
hmh
my results
Compulsiveness is pretty cool.
Same, I go on Yea Forums to basically to fulfil my low need for social interaction. Maybe some day I'll find something meaningful and fulfilling, cheers user.
Good luck.
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I'm just the big sad
>I really what to know if I'm one.
Then talk to a psychiatrist, not a test designed to have simple questions that you can purposely answer to make yourself seem psycho
what am I?
actual attention whore kek
R8 me Yea Forums
I'll post mine I guess
but why
aye we kinda in the same boat i guess
How fucked am I actually? Someone tell me I'm ok
Not terribly fucked up, but I'd highly recommend getting help.
Seems exaggerated. Maybe I'm in denial. Nah, I'm good.
Honestly you're pretty alright
Here’s mine
This is pretty accurate tbh. Time to jump off a bridge like that youtuber
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wait why am I like the only one with so many high bars
based me
Well, compulsive. Dunno what to do with that now.
Here are my results. For the most part I pretty much agree with it.
oyvey
me
I don't even know what to make of this.
Glad to see the thread is still alive.
Could be worse