Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>See this on the bed

What do?

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gtfo I wanna take a nap

fpbp?

Get my 6.5 inch bitchpoker out and shove it in her ham wrinkle

Unzip dick
Creampie
Spoon as we go to sleep at 5AM
All in that order.
Wake up and matingpress some more.

>Spoon as we go to sleep at 5AM
Weirdo. Just how lonely are you?

Get to work.

Have her eat all the eggs

NEET life best life.
What the fuck are you ya pathetic loser?

Neet too but I don't fantasize about intamacy with complete strangers based solely on how their asshole looks.