What's the worst sexual experience you ever had, Yea Forums?

Like pedophilia, I imagine it is FAR MORE common than many of us think. I guarantee there are so many of us walking around carrying incest secrets or secret desires to sleep with "youngers". I've seen it enough to believe it. I mean these pedophile rings they bust aren't exactly small. And the 3 major chan sites dedicated to this stuff are frequented by so many people it's ridiculous.

Probably more common than is public. From that, I've developed an incest fetish and secretly dated my step sister for nearly 2 years. Parents were always grinding 50 or so hours a week and we were well off. We never ended up telling our friends group we were step siblings so we could pretty much be open at home and in public all the time and would fuck in the next room to whichever parent was in

I ask because i had a gf whom o always suspected fucked her brother, or at least wanted to.

When I was 8 my friend's older brother who was about 14 or 15 would fuck my ass and make me suck his dick. He fucked my friend/his brother too, and made his brother fuck me.
It ruined my libido and made me hate the gays.

Nothing too bad but there was this one time, I was fucking a girl and we usually used to meet at my place, but one time she called me to hers. And there, this bitch told me to cum in her toilet. I had to pull out like 30 seconds before cumming and had to stroke it for like 20 seconds in the bathroom.

Swap sister for cousin and you sound like my younger brother. He was with our step dad's niece.

Fucking ouch. I can never be completely relaxed when my girl is riding me because I always have this thought in my head. never happened to me I hope it never will

Had a female fwb (I'm male). Was sitting around playing cards and drinking with my degenerate buddies, texted her and asked if I could come over later. Says shes on the rag. So I text back saying oh well so much for that idea, guess I'll finish the game and have a few more. She texts back saying "no user, you're going to come right over here and fuck me up the ass". I'd never done anal yet so I was diamonds. Buttsex was tops, she let me come inside no condom. After post sex cuddling I swing my legs down off the bed to pee and her German shepherd rushes in and cold noses me right on the cock. I shrieked like a little girl and woke her kid up. Same girl started her period when we were fucking in the dark and I was hitting it doggy. Blood ran down my sack and the pendulum motion spattered period mess all up the wall behind me. Looked like somebody got murdered.

yeah but definition of pedophilia also needs a 'range of tolerance' in the way that the maturity age is different in every country
i could chase a 16yo without problems in some countries and be called a minor molester in some other
i think when girls hit 15yo they are than ready, regardeless of the state laws and its not pedophilia
our grandads used to turn 20 and start impregnating 16yo creating families and it wassnt a 'mental' nor a 'social' issue

Could be a possibility but I don't see it as an issue since I pretty much grew up with it, especially when its step siblings.

1. We were both 7 and fantasized about sex with women already. Given that we knew no girls at all, we, as guys, started touching each other. Got caught by my homophobic father who saw the shit happen through the window and it was one of the most traumatic experiences in my life. I was scared out of being gay, that's for sure.

2. Dry humped a girl in the school bathroom - was about 9, had no idea that I had to stick a dick into her pussy and neither did she

3. Was a victim of paedophillia at 11/12 when a guy convinced me to give into a "full body massage" to benefit me in the future. What a fucking idiot I was.
Other than that, I never actually fucked a chick and have extremely fucked up emotional issues that border OCD, Narcissism and other shit.

>be 18
>met a trap on WoW
>meet up
>they fart and shit all over my dick
>then fart in the toilet for an hour
>not fucked a trap since

I have a similar hooked up with a classmate, went to his house which was near the school and got sucked off which was good so far but when he wanted me to fuck him he has some sort of fuzz in his crack and it fucking stinked like straight shit. Went ahead and fucked but was suffering the whole time, and after 3 mins just asked for a blowjob while thinking i was getting blown by a girl.

My ex girlfriend's older brother I suspected wanted to sleep with her. When he was kicked out of their place (we were teenagers at the time) they found incest porn he had been hiding. I mean, she was really cute so I wouldn't be shocked. But get away man, she's mine. lol

That time I fucked a corpse.

Maggots

Exactly. For a long time it was like that. Remember in elementary and maybe early middle school days when girls would always mock boys by saying "Girls mature faster than boys!" Yeah okay. You are right. They DO mature faster.... PHYSICALLY. But why though "ladies"? Your bodies mature faster so that you are capable of producing children quickly. Your own biology betrays you. The whole purpose of your bodies maturing faster is so that men can start being with you early. Don't argue with science. But I agree with you. By 15? Get the fuck over it man. I'm not going to feel like a freak for being attracted to a girl old enough to lactate and give birth. Get over yourself. You know?

i jerked off with a mate at a school camp, got caught by a teacher and he made us continue in front of him, my friend started to tear up he didnt want to do it anymore but he threatened us so we just did it while he stood still just staring us down

Hell of a power move.

Kinda like that old solution to when you caught your kid smoking, just grosser.

Picked up a fat chick while depressed and lonely.

Don't get me wrong i'll fuck fatties now,
I love me some slam pig.
I will ride a fat sow hard and treat her like shit and love it.

But at the time i was depressed, i was down i was lonely, i wasn't in the best place, friend died and i just didn't want to be alone. So i went round and kinda tried for slow passionate sex i guess, there was drinking and some pillowtalk.
But thats the thing with most fatties, They're lazy, and just lay there starfish, or put minimal effort in.
So i am depressedly grinding away at this sack of flab, her rooms a mess, I dont know if she ever changes the sheets, her dirty laundry mixed in with the clean on the floor. shes lying there grunting, I'm more just rocking my body against her fat and hoping that my cock is sliding in.
I get her ontop and she just kinda sits on it, doesn't move, i have to try and bounce her up and down.
And the smell was horrible.
I remember driving home afterwards,
11pm it was a warm evening.
Windows down,
and i could just smell her on me,
it was a 40 minute drive and the whole time im thinking "Why did you do that?"
and everytime i was like "Don't worry about it, think of something else" that smell would waft up again.

its cool for me man
i do admit that some girls are already sprouted and super hot even at 13-14 just like some others are still not ready, its always situational every individual has its own maturing process
i just set that age for myself and i talk for the sake of the argument
i actually have always been attracted to older girls so when i talk about less than 15 it feels weird

I typed this a little wonky. I should've used more quotations and separated my sentences better. My fault.

one girl spit in my ear and licked it. Shit was nasty

You poor cunt

I am very cautious about hebe and loli shit. I've been fortunate to have a younger brother that I have been able to be honest about it with. He knows about my attraction to younger girls and he's never treated me differently about it. I wouldn't dare tell most others though. Though for him, I think it's because he had his own experience. He was with a girl a few years younger than himself when he was 18. So maybe he'd feel like a hypocrite for criticizing.

i was having fun last summer with a girl
we fucked a couple of times
once we were missionary and she insisted on me getting a choke on her neck
i refuse a couple of times
she kept persisting until i spazzed and grinned "you want it like this bitch?" while pressuring my right hand on her tonsils
it was all fine until the next morning when she phoned me crying because she felt bad and hurt to be called a bitch in the way i did, feeling that i treated her like a whore shaming her sexual 'kink'

i was utterly confused

One time when I was 17 I hooked up with a high school sweetheart. It was on and off for months now coz she always treated me like her second choice but whatever.

We were both in bed, had some drinks to take the edge off but were still fully clothed. I mustered my courage and started to open her pants and finger her.

I got two fingers in going full throttle and she's moaning and then the smell hit me. It smelled like I had just opened up a can of tuna that has been laying in the sun for a few weeks straight it was horrible.

I can never smell tuna again, ever.

Went to a festival after a tough breakup. Got to know this "alternative" girl and the night ended in a drunk fuck. She cheated on her bf that night.
Sex was shit, I couldn't cum and faked it in the end. I still went back to her for a few weeks as I felt lonely af.

Pic related - she kinda looked like a homeless person

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well lolis are surely pedo material
when we talk about under 14yo thats where my line says pedophile
tho i have no problem with people locking themselves in the bathroom fapping to whoever and whatever they like and fantasize
just dont be a dicked with real people

When my submissive didn't call red, while I was fucking her doggystyle repeatedly hitting her cervix. She was a sobbing mess afterwards, she hated herself for not being able to say her saveword, when it should have been said. I felt to fucking bad for hours until she was able to talk to me again.

I've never laid my hands on a young girl to hurt her. Not once. I wouldn't want to hurt them if I DID touch them. But, still I have not. I've had several chances but never took them. Even when I knew I could get away with it. But my taste ranges. I am attracted to adult women. I've just got a broader scope. But even I have a line. Like when I see toddler and baby threads? I think "Dude what the fuck..." Way, way too young. But again, I don't want to hurt anyone. That's why I have mixed feelings about some of my desires. I love them on one side, and I regret them on the other. Complicated is human sexuality.

Had a "similar" thing with my gf. I was about to cum, slapped her face several times and when I finished, she was mad and crying and the whole lot. I'd have stopped immediately if she had said something.

jacking off to cartoon shit is perfectly fine imo. It's too far gone from actual children and but I couldn't do it to toddler shit. Considering that loli porn is illegal is most places/states, its beyond easy to get a hold of.

sad bruh cant enjoy tuna taste no more
these women dont know what they want nowdays

One time my stupid ex girlfriend Stella was giving me a handjob and I was just about to cum when the phone rang. While still jacking me she answered it and put it up to my ear and he was all like, "user? Yo user? You there??? Yo what's up hello??" In his stupid voice as I was cumming.
She got mad when I told her that was the worst orgasm I ever had.

i know it is complicated since sex has acquired a very weird social pattern and one cant actually fuck once a week like ever other animal species
but hey fapping to loli furry toons hentai gore grannys tentaculus whatever its fine till you keep it for yourself in your bathroom
as for

Ex girlfriend's mom called a few times while we were involved. She did it like 3 times in a row once. I thought "Man. Woman please! Get it all out in one call"

Did she ever consent to you hitting her?
Me fucking her doggy was mutually agreed upon, i just didn't realize my average dick was able to hurt a girl this much.

was her mom hot? you could fantasize about that ahahah

Well she was pretty cute in the 80's but not by the time I was with her. I saw old pictures of her and I thought damn man. My girlfriend is the spitting image of her mother. She was thin, cute in the face, pretty large breasts, a looker. But that was before my gf was born. Ah well.

Damn it there I go again typing shit all weird. By the time I was with my gf she wasn't cute anymore. Fuckin A.

Can relate bro , hooked up with one at a festival , suprisingly shaven and her pussy smelled good , but spooning her was like having sand paper on my face

got molested a bunch by two of my mother's boyfriends, each was bad in a different way

fucking faggots

Did acid with a mutual accuintance ,kinda unhinged but hear the sex was good
an hour after the effects start her libido drops to zero and we sit all night at opposite sides of the couch then the bed

was one of my worst nights

met up with a chick i met from a chatroom. she was not pretty but she offered to suck my cock. bj was not bad and then she wanted sex, i said i was busy and we went our separate ways. i took a long shower when i got home. not regretting the "free" bj but man she was ugly. i didnt even cum.

>and everytime i was like "Don't worry about it, think of something else" that smell would waft up again.
lmao

i fucked a couple of disgusting prostitutes who had fake photos and i was too horny to walk out. some smelled bad.

I was working in the police holding cells. They brought in this fat, drunk homeless woman on a friday night. She stayed their through until monday morning. I had the "pleasure" of escorting her up to court. We're in the dock, the magistrate is talking. Drunk fat chick doesn't care. She reaches up to scratch fleas on her head or something, and one of her tits falls out of this massive tear in the armpit of her shirt. This fat, floppy veiny tit. She didn't care. She just keeps scratching her head. I have to tell her to put it away. Ugh.

We also had issues with women pushing their tits on the perspex, the womens holding cell was directly opposite the office, the windows faced each other across the door. It was fucking constant.

But who was phone?

my mom kissed me with her tounge when go to sleep as a good night kiss.

It was weired.

Now I have a fetish for Milf, Gilfs gg

open ya mouth- ssay it, clean and lick it

at age 3/4? what kind of european metric is this? dont you guys use the same age system we do?

One time a I hired a professional.
She was getting things started but then she got a call from her mom.

She was still jerking me off and occasionally sucking my dick in between answering. Had such a mindblowing orgasm.

Sad part is I acquired a fetish that's very hard to please. Current girlfriend not prepared to do so....

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My wife mixed up the tube of deep heat with the gel lube...

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fingered two girls when i was in fourth grade, that wasnt bad at the time but now looking back on it i realize how fucked up i was as a kid, and how fucked up many other kids were at my school, i didn't really live in a 'good town'.

>be me, work 3rd shift
>match with fat chick on tinder
>Think "whatever, I haven't gotten laid in a while"
>She's drunk, gives me her snapchat
>Sends me vids of her masturbating all night
>Tells me she's sobered up and still wants to fuck
>Cool, lets fucking go
>Get to her house after work
>Fucking dead tired but about to have sex so adrenaline kicks in
>She's fat as fuck, unattractive, breath smells like straight vodka
>Hardcore turnoff as I don't drink
>We still fuck 3 times, I go soft fucking her doggy style because I'm so unattracted to her
Her load moans were the only thing keeping me up

Eww, that's fucked up!

Nothing too bad, but I was fucking a 7/10 slut, she was riding the fuck outta me and when I pulled out I shot a monster load and accidentally spunked over my face. Got me on the mouth and eye. I think that makes me a fag now.

Pics of sister plz?

I had my first sexual experience at 5 years old with my mother's friend's daughter. She was 3 or 4? Close to my age but younger. I had been exposed to pornography a few months earlier to the event taking place. After I saw the porn, I became deeply interested in sex. So when my mom's friend came over with her daughter that same summer, I took her into the back yard behind some hanging sheets on the clothes line where I asked her to unzip her shorts or skirt (can't remember which). Anyway, remembering vividly what I watched the guy do in the porno, I knelt down and went to town on the girls vagina. I aimed for the clitoris and everything. She was just staring down at me watching me lick her vagina which obviously had never happened to her before. I mean I spread the lips and just ate it without nervousness or hesitation. That was until her dad spotted me through the laundry room window. Boy the look on his face... I knew I was in deep shit. But I didn't understand really why it was all that big of a deal. I mean, I saw grown ups do it, right? So I didn't figure it was all that wrong. After that, I obviously continued behaving sexually as much as I could with other kids my age. I've had an obsession with analingus and foot fetish and so many other things ever since. I've been getting aroused to asshole licking and toe sucking since I was only a child. I have nobody but the adults who weren't paying attention to me to thank. I'm royally fucked in my sexual mind as a result. I can get into so many things.

Be me M 19-20ish @Uni.

>have mad crush on this girl
>meet her at house party
>she is drunk as fuck
>we start dancing
>she tells me she likes me
>we kiss
>she drags me into an upstairs bedroom where people have been leaving coats and parkas as this is Canada.
>I bend her over the bed like I know what I am doing
>I penetrate her vagina with my penis
VIRGINITY LOST!
>I cum but stay hard
>I continue to pump away enjoying the wetness and warmth of her body
>She turns her head to me with a big smile but before she can say anything she vomits up a mix of Black Label and Kraft Dinner
>Puke everywhere
>The stench is horrible.
>I pull out and barf onto the wall as she slides off the bed, dragging some coats with her onto the floor
>I leave her there to go into the bathroom to get cleaned up
>When I go back the bedroom door is now locked
>Through the door I can hear her dry-heaving
>I want to puke again but there is somebody in the bathroom
>I leave the party walk home yo my dorm in -20 weather stopping to puke at least twice
>I hear later on that when somebody managed to open the door that I had locked by mistake she was on the floor in a puddle of puke and shit.
>Tell nobody

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Edit: I am this guy as well and and and and more. Hell I'm all over this thread. I'm also the dude who had his dick nearly broken by his gf. I've been in this thread for like hours now responding back and forth.

>Black Label and Kraft dinner
Lol'd hard

We have all been there, eh?

(OP)

>Be me, in a massage parlor
>took a shower
>Got assigned to a fat girl
>Asked me to strip to start the massage
>Sloppy ass massage wasn't happy with it
>after the worst massage was asked if I want "a happy ending"
>Took the offer, asked for bj
>worst bj ever, why the fuck would she offer if she doesn't want to do it.
>so bad that my dick shrank
>told her im good and left

Never going back to those kind of massage. Would rather pay a slut at least they're to the job.

I had a cousin in law and even my uncles called them "kissing cousins" so pretty sure something was going on there.

my high school girlfriend was blowing me one day when she got a call from her mother asking what she wanted for dinner. had her on speaker phone while they went back and forth about what sounded good in between sucking my cock. finally nut in her mouth, she gulps it down, there's a long pause until her mother asks if she was still there, then my girlfriend said she's actually pretty full and didn't think she'd need dinner. diamonds whenever i remember it.

Weird how common this is too, not saying ALL gays do it, but i can see where the stereotype comes from.

Weird, where did you come at your place? was she always a cum dodger?

Yeah, we've even done it before.

My ex liked it rough and to be choked, was really against it at first, now super into it and hard to find someone else like her that's fucked up and into it.

She wanted to be choked, not called a bitch. She seemed like she wanted to be dommed not degraded. There's a difference between those kinks.

Yeah she was but I used to cum on my bed. She didn't want me to make her sheets crusty.

They really don’t. Knew a girl who claimed she was “raped”. Apparently they were making out and the dude asked to fuck her. She told the dude no and while they were kissing and making out he managed to unzip his pants and slide his wee wee into her. She says she was “afraid to try and stop him”.

After that he stopped texting and responding to her when she asked when they can meet up again, and she even asked him to come over again cause she wanted sex....i learned that last part by reading her old diary she tossed out while helping her clean. She’ll still tell you to this day she was raped, but she didnt report him

I decided to fuck this girl out of desperation, she was a butterface, huge tits and ass, anyway we started and for some reason I did 2 strokes came all over her then just left and never talked to her again, after that I kept getting into situations with her, kept having classes together, ending up at parties it was so bad no one ever mentioned it

69ing my ex. She farts right in my nose.

Interesting. I mean your nose is pretty much buried in it already. Not the same for them. So it's something they wouldn't understand. I mean they might argue that your balls are in their face but come on. If the dude has good hygiene, then big deal. And really if the girl doesn't have shit crusted against her butthole, I don't mind the smell at all. Actually it turns me on.

When Rosie Bowen of Pembroke Dock forced me to have sex with and go down on her :(

What state did you live in at the time?

this is hilarious, sorry user

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story of how it began? did he ever cum inside or make you swallow?

I won't bother with greentexting, but long story short, in PE class, I got a boner while wrestling with a friend I kinda liked at the time. It was a really short wrestle but I guess it was enough for my body to decide to ejaculate. None of us was even sweating, and my singlet was dark blue in color, so it was pretty obvious what had just happened. It was embarrassing and I had to run quickly to the chnage rooms to clean up.
It didn't help that like a minute later my friend also arrived to clean up his leg and didn't cross a word, he seemed pissed off and I was way too embarrassed, I guess he noticed this and tried to crack a joke about it probably staining it but that it wasn't a big deal. Not my best day tbh.

First time posting, eh?

Two things have happened to me that are etched permanently in my brain.
One time i was trying to fuck a junkie that was halfway passed out and she just let loose a stream of diarrhea all over me and the bed.
I threw up on the spot.
Second thing is when i picked up a drunk chic in a club while on vacation,we went to the beach and she started to suck my dick. Three or four minutes in she just started throwing up without warning.on my dick on my pants ...

how so? story?

My guess is you're not into scat, then?

One is my uncle, the other is my cousin.

Oh no.
I mean ill get into some water sports and gerbils ,,but shit just smells like shit

how did it begin with them?

TELL MEH MUUUURRRRRR!

Your mom dated your uncle and cousin?

Fake and gay

You're being trolled

well, you are a faggot in more than one sense, I see...

Well, what can you expect when your mom, her brother and her nephew (my cousin) are all into weird redneck incest shit, then put some mint julep to the formula and voila, here I am ranting about being molested.
(You)

>mint julep
Tf is that? Are you male or female? hot if female, gross if male.

>mint julep
A mixture of cheap bourbon, sugar and mint, traditionally drunk by rednecks.
>hot if female, gross if male
Gross it is.

You have a sexual nature that awakened when you were young. Im the same way. Its nothing to be ashamed of.

Truth? That happened partially because of the condom. Just one more reason they suck

I give those kinds of massages. Guys love to come back to me. The key is to find someone who LIKES to do it (im male btw but there are good females too)

I'm like that. I like a guy to be kind of rough and show intensity. But don't devalue me, just because I want that

I was with a lass around a month before she was up for doing anything and when she finally let me I rubbed my dick on her clit it felt like sandpaper even though she was wet so I rolled over and told her I'd gone soft while trying to hide my raging boner lul wasn't together after that.

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That's not a bad story, that's a funny story.

I must have been 5-6? Had a weird thing with my best friend who was this freckle covered ginger girl. She would suck my dick at play time in school under the toy car mat in the classroom and I'd luck her pussy. We did this a lot. I remember pestering her to luck her pussy one day and she got mad and I had to pick her ass hole or nothing at all. We even agreed one time to leave our pants down under our clothes so we could save time if we wanted to suck n luck.. she also threated to tell on me because all I wanted to do was luck her vag.

Sadly this child sex stuff spilled over to incest. Same age I think but with my cousin who was younger than me. I'd luck her ass hole and pussy and get my ass hole licked and dick n balls sucked. Never had a boner and I don't know why I was so obsessed or how it started. It ended with her telling my mum I had a dirty ass.. then my mum n her mum asked how she knew and she blabbed. I remember my mum telling me how wrong it was and asking me why while my brothers who were 10 or so laughing outside my bedroom. I felt so sad and confused.

There was always a weird tension in the room with her after that. Even at our band funeral when I was 20. She got hot too and I know my brother's have told their wives about it.

Again a similar age/time I convinced a girl to have sex with me. I somehow knew it was dick in bag but can't recall if I could even boner? Anyway I got s ated and asked my friend to fuck her first lol. He chickened out and it was just me n her in the school toilets but she got annoying and said she'd only fo it behind the main door and not in the licked cubicle. So we didn't but I did touch her in her pants, or atleast over them.. we stayeyed in the same schools untill we left. She became one of the cool slut girls, I was the freak kid who'd fight and bully everyone.

Feels bad.

Sorry for the shit spelling. I guess my hands are shaking..

Had same type experience except it was a blowjob. She let go and the load hit my throat. She got pissed because I came before fucking her. She didn’t give me time to recover.

Ok this one is kinda embarasing to me but whatever I guess is time to laugh about with.

>Be me, 20 years
>Gf lives 4 hrs away with her family
>6.5/10 but being so cute makes it all worth it
>Make romantig getaway to a near hotel
>Next couple hours are basically oral sex and penetration, the usual
>6th time or so we go at it again so I take a new condom, all the usual condoms we used to fuck with or at least the brand we usually get are done so I take from the rest
>Few minutes in I feel the condom move so I take my dick out to see whats going on
>Im out of her but condom is not, just kinda poking out
>Not mr horsecock but this is ridiculous
>Gf ask whats going on and I get nervous
>I say dont worry or some shit like that and my dumbass put the same condom again
>Grind a few more minutes in missionary until I cum full into her like I usually do
>Take ous and the condom is not where its supposed to be, this time I cant see it
>ohfuckohfuckohfuck.jpg
>Casually start looking for it inside her
>Cant find it and gf starts asking whats going on
>Find the condom actually out of her, close to one of her butt cheeks
>Lift it a little and gf can see it
>She freaks out in her own way, slowly starting to cry, covering her eyes
>She is on the pill, not her fertile day and we use (or tried to) condoms but is dead afraid of getting pregnant
>Rest of the night I calmed her down, we called for a farmacy for a next day pill
>ik how bad they are for the body but I guess it was to make her feel more secure
>After calling for the pill start playing with her and fingering
>Glad shes in a better mood
Now every time I want a blowjob or something speciall all I have to do is remind her she cried after having sex with me one time. Dont know how I flipped it into her but it wasnt that bad after all I guess.

There are some many, but I think the worst ones were the ones when I got off set and Dan was there

>>about 14
>>mother always walks into room after shower
>>claims she needs the towel to wash
>>expect her one day
>>stand in front of door and as it opens slam it shut
>>she gets pissed and yells at me
>>I yell back and tell her she knows I'm naked and too just wait till I come out
>>she says she doesn't need to wait
>>I ask if she just wants to see me naked
>>she pauses for a second and answers Yes I do
>>don't know what to say to her. Get dressed and leave for school.
>>tell father what she said
>>they were going through a divorce
>>He uses this against her and gets majority custody of me
>>been weird whenever I see her now
>>she pretends she never said it

Tfw I grew up to like mom/son porn but get grossed out thinking of my mother.

So I've tried to have sex twice. But each time after foreplay when I try to put it in goes soft. First was this big tidy Indian chick. The second was this Mexican thot who swallowed my dick. I also I have decently sized dick. However, I watch I fucked a ton of porn. My dick kept on jelly fishing. Didn't really feels the blow job, didnt real anyhting when I was inside her for a short time. It is weird. The bad thing about it was that they were hot.

hahahahahahahaha omg i can feel that in my dick
ouch

Lol so many guys in this place wouldve killed for that chance, glad yo got to go with your dad

Prom night. I go double with a friend and his girlfriend. My date was a blast, my friend's turned out to be a diva. We get back to my friend's house with both girls because they're both friends with his sister. He thinks he's going to get some action from his date because he's deaf and blind, she ain't giving up nuttin. My date is like, "So, do you wanna play around?" Honestly, no. I'm tired. Well let's go cuddle. Yeah, ok. We crawl into a double bed and get cozy. Now i take off my clothes, except undies and a tshirt. She says "Chicken" and strips bare. Ok, i strip to skin. Well, cuddling naked is nice. Especially when she's got boobs and ass. I get a hand of her's searching my crotch and directing my growing stiffy into her ass crack. When that is planted firmly she grabs my left hand and places it on her boobs. "Put your other arm under my neck and massage my boobs", " that bra hurt". Ok. I massaged 2 of the nicest boobs i had ever seen. She wiggled and adjusted her legs, and my penis slid straight in to her vagina. Well, that was a spiffy trick, i need a condom. "Nope, been on the pill since i was 15", "Cum all you want in there". At this poknt my friend bursts in full of anger. "I'm taking you 2 girls home". "When we get done user" was all she said. Fuck the both of you, get out. So we did, naked, carrying our clothes. The other girl had called a cab so we got dressed waiting for it. I got dropped off first so no more naked time that night. That girl and i got together a week later and had some great times though.

What kinda people did the older brother grow to be? Sounds like the actions of a young psychopathic rapist or murderer there.

you did man, you did survive a disaster. i'm proud of you

first time was with a chick i met in nashville, super cute, but more drunk than i was. i was nervous as hell and was a virgin, she wouldn't even suck my dick or anything. couldn't get hard shoving shit off her bed and got the condom on backwards and my dick wasn't even going all the way in. like the bitch could have met me half way with that shit. months later i hooked up with my friend's friend. the night we met we went to her place, smoked weed all night, made out, explored each other, fucked for an hour, and she let me cum in her. it was literally the best night of my life.

fucking my wife after she got a IUD in. Little string poking my dick with each thrust fucking sucks.

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actually no, changing my answer: one time when I was younger wanted to fuck my 17 yr old gf. we couldn't get privacy at our homes so we went to a park and fucked in the woods. So many mosquitos ruined that experience tho

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Thanks, user

My mom has also shown this kind of questionable behaviour towards me and others in my family. Although I never asked her directly about it because I find it awkward and kind of disgusting. Could this be a cultural thing or are they just pedos?

Know the feeling.

Ok i had this girl when i was 17/18 years old. And we decided to leave the homeless shelter we lived at. And hit the road. We were a bit like Bonny & Clyde. Scamming and Robbing people going from city to city. staying in hotels, hostels or at someone's place. Now this one day we were at a Hotel in Amsterdam and we got kicked out. So we're walking through Vondelpark, and i get the idea to get busy with her under a tree govered by bushes. But after some kissings she says that's she's on the reds. So i suggest then to let me stick it in her 2nd hole. Which she agreed to but not before saying: "It's at your own risk tho" So after some attempts i get a decent stroke going in, and all is going well. Untill all of a sudden i feel something strange and doughy around my dick. So instinctively i pull-out. But because of the angle i was at my glans got wedged. Now instead of repositioning and then pulling out, i gave it an extra jerk. Causing my dick and something else to fly back and hitting my shirt, and even my face. That something else was ofcourse her shit. So now i'm here with no extra clothing on me in Vondelpark covered in my girls shit! Which she found pretty hilarious btw. I had to call a friend to come to the park with some clothes while i was hiding in the bushes smelling like well.... shit

> Try topping

Dan "Came Inside 'er" Schneider?

Got literally dragged into some woodland and raped by a fat nerd I'd been semi-bullying at school who hated the fact I was a cheerleader, netball girl etc.

You're worthless scum and you should die.

Did you cum inside her?

Yep but instead i'm the bane of any Ordinary Joe's existence. Also including you LOL

Was having a lan party when i was 15 at my buds house. Passed out in his guest bedroom round 3am. At 430 i woke up to his ham planet sister trying to stuff my limp dick in her mouth. I kicked her and screamed. His mom and dad came in to find her on the floor with a broken nose wearing her moms lingerie she took from her and me curled up under the sheets. Never went over again. Fell out with buddy pretty soon as well. Her mom apolagized and drove me home.

Stealing from people who actually work for their money to put a roof over their heads and support the ones they love isn't very "LOL" worthy. Stop being literal human garbage.

I pulled out of her ass and she immediately squatted down and shit all over the floor. In the middle of shitting she grabbed a Kroger plastic bag and shit the rest in it. The sound the sight the smell it was rough I’ll never forget even though I try
She had said she spent all day shitting before that and cleaned herself up well to get ready. I guess you never know

It is actually very "LOL" worthy if i happen to take a safe from out your home. Or if i happen to have hacked your whatsapp acount giving me access to your profile giving me the opportunity to ask your boss, lover, friends or family to wire as much money to a plug's bank account due to some bogus accident, disease or major gambling debt. I've even 'ROFFLED" a couple a times how about that ain't that just horrible?! LOL Look i was born into that life, so don't fucking patronize me you fucking Boy Scout.

t. shiny in the gutter

>born into that life

t. larping doughboy

After reading all this shit I can only say one thing: all faggots are pedos

>He never figured out that the natural smell of vagina is fucking disgusting

"Somehow" should be a greentext

*was

Greentext?

Did you cum?

Weddings night sex. It wasn't our first time, by any stretch, but it was the wedding night and goddamnit it was tradition. We were both exhausted, the bed wasn't great, I just stripped off, stripped her and got a few pumps with me standing at the edge of the bed.

Sex was much better on the honeymoon after we had slept for like 15 hours.

Well, did you ever do it again?

If not, then I'd say the Teacher did a good job.

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incestuous fag, no less...

most believable story here. i smelled that nasty when you said it kept coming back in the car. A+ my guy.

For some of us, it's vodka & a Big Mac

not when the shits clean and washed with water.

Mine was losing my virginity. I was celebrating having gotten our own apartment for the first time with a childhood bro of mine so we held a party. Lots of drinking. I was like 17 at the time, and this was Oregon. We had paid a homeless guy to buy us alcohol. So we're partying, and I am getting absolutely eye fucked by this admittedly pretty attractive chick so I walked up and started talking to her. She lived a couple doors down and one thing led to another, we are taking our clothes off together in her apartment. She sat down on my dick, and the very first thought that went into my head was "Holy shit, women are cavernous! I didn't know they were so hollow!" Turns out she had a kid, so I'm assuming she was a bit blown out... basically we fucked till the sun came up and I never came because there was just no friction whatsoever. I remember asking myself what the big deal was about sex, and why everyone seemed so desperate to get any if it was this awful. I've since had more good sex but losing my virginity like that almost put me off entirely.

Fuck off idiot

Once or twice in my life i've had the little guy turn traitor and just not perform. The one time I remember clearly, i had been awake for 30 hours, was fooling around in the fucking heat in my (at the time) girlfriend's dorm room during that awkward period where its spring, but the school refuses to turn on the air conditioning to jew a few more dollars our of the students.

So I've been working on her for a bit, and it comes time to do the deed and i'm so tired and hot, the spirit is willing but the body was done. After foreplay, fumbling with the condom and getting into position my hardon just drifts away.

I say to give me a minute, she starts crying because she thinks its her and ugh, just a mess. She went to class, I took a much needed nap, and things were fine. But ugh, that was rough.

The natural smell of vagina is fucking fine as long as the woman practices basic hygiene and isn't the fattest of seacows.

>worst sexual experience
Raped by two guys

go on...

he said worst

ama I guess

Normally he is raped by more guys.

They were like, bad lays? What? We need a story.

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Prison or pedophile?

Fucking someone on a glass table and then having it shatter

I was molested by my teacher in elementary. I was homeschooled

Got drunk and high at a party and got manipulated into a foursome by my bf, with him and two random dudes at the party I didn't know. To be fair it was far from the first time I'd been drunk and high like that. I don't remember much of the night as I was pretty fucked up. I do remember enjoying myself and cumming, and they came too, but the next morning I woke up naked on the floor with a bunch of passed out party members, and I was so fucking sore and had bruises, I was hurting for a few days after. I thought I'd been raped at first until shit started coming back to me and I recalled agreeing to shit. I was fucking pissed at my bf though for talking me into it while I was fucked up. Worst part is some people took pics and vids, a few of which found their way to my parents eventually...

Made me kek I admit

Like... I didn't want to and they fucked me anyway

Second one. Me 15, them mid 20s.

post

when i paid a tranny to fuck
i'd never done it before at the time
i don't mind doing any other tranny
idk if she posts/lurks here but if she does, she knows who she is
well, we paid for the time really; anything we did in that frame of time was in between consenting adults
either way
i was/am insecure, not because i want to be an overwhelming faggot, but do we not want to improve our sex games to prevent shitty experiences we'll then post to b?
my rhythm was horrible
my strokes were retarded
i tried sucking dick
idk if i was good ( and yes it is faggotry that should be disowned )
i had a hairy dick so that was probably even worse for the tranny
my sex game is trash and needs improvement
she told me i would make for a good lover but i dont believe it
either way
it was eh/10
would do again but at the same time you live and learn
hopefully my sex game improves

Hell no, if it was just pics of me fucking my bf that'd be fine, but it's me all fucked up basically getting gangbanged. I'm not sharing that shit, I don't want anybody seeing it. It's beyond bad enough my parents had to see some of that night.

Strong points- but counteropinion: post

you male I assume?

kek

>makes the assumption that anyone would even consider having any sexual contact with any of the faggot neckbeards that use this site

Jeez you horndog, lol. I can't blame you for wanting to see a naked slut getting her holes fucked, but I'm not comfortable posting that stuff. If it had been something I did while sober, maybe, as I'd have obviously been okay with being gangbanged publicly, but since I was messed up and all that, I don't feel okay with it. Who knows, I'm sure the pics and vids are floating around somewhere online, maybe you'll find them in a "pics you shouldn't share" thread or some porn subreddit, who knows. Either way, I'm not posting, even if you are horny and wanna jack off to it, not that I blame you.

Girl actually. That's what makes it so embarrassing
>inb4 tits or gtfo

>be me, 24
>be at a party with very little known people in it
>a young girl came to me, asks me for a light
>light up her cig, she stays to talk for a sec
>turns out she was into me
>make my move, take her to a nearby motel
>before entering i ask twice if she's 18, she says yes
>we get in, start kissing with the lights off
>i start fingering her, she's tight as fuck, i don't think i'll be able to enter
>i finger her more, trying to get her wet, still too tight
>imade her blow me for a minute to get wet myself, but she was bad at it
>first time sucking a dick, not working
>took her clothes off, got on top of her, opened her legs and tried to actually fuck her
>too tight, still tried to make my way in
>she's sobbing but asks me to keep on going
>kept on going but couldn't go farther than the shaft without her crying
>pulled out, told her i wasn't going to fuck her, she might as well blow me for a while
>she still wants me to fuck her
>say no, cause i didn't want to have to bring her to a hospital
>she blows me for another minute, awful
>pull out, jerk off
>for some reason she wants me to cum inside her
>obviously i refuse
>i came in my hand
>when i turned on the lights my dick was covered in blood as well as the covers
turns out it was her first time, she was 16, she and her friends made a deal that every one of them will have an older guy cum inside them or something like that and she wanted to really do it, i told her to just tell her friends she did it but to never mention me or anything about me. i left her back in the party before leaving without being seen

Just post, we wont tell anyone.

Baby sits head down you retard.

Maybe because you have these trips

I love how the first few posts are about sister or brother, straight incest rape. Then when the first gay post comes out he uses that as reasoning.
Shitty people are shitty people, excersize your thought organ more user

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you're a whore. post the videos, it would be hot

Dude, I have survived the same situation except for the fact that I was actually involved emotionally with this fat piece of borderline shit. I still hate fat girls.

Post them, damn. Like you said they're already floating around, what's the harm? Share on say mega and then deleted shortly after

post tits or gtfo

No, I'd rather not, I'm sorry. I know you're horny and wanna cum to it, but I can't

I mean, I'm kinda sorta a whore, I mean, I've had a couple of threesomes in the past with bf and another friend, but this is different. I really don't want that stuff out there. While I will admit that I do kinda slightly enjoy the fact that you guys find it sexy, it's still not something I'm proud of.

Jeez everybody wants to cum to me getting taken advantage of while fucked up at a party and getting gangbanged. I know you guys think it's fucking hot and all but trust me, I didn't get as much enjoyment out of it as you all would jacking off to it. I was very sore and bruised up.

Looks familiar.... this dude in MO?

>While I will admit that I do kinda slightly enjoy the fact that you guys find it sexy, it's still not something I'm proud of.
Embrace it. Think of all the anons jerking off to you, getting off to it. It's in the past and it's already out there so might as well share with Yea Forums who will appreciate it.

Sitter talked me and my sister into exploring each other while she watched and touched herself. Had me suck her fingers after.

>cum to me
Nah, but I would love to watch. You said you cummed from it so you totally did. I've had my fair share of sore and bruised sex (doing it to the girl) and they enjoy it. In the moment you were fine especially with the liquor.

> I know you guys think it's fucking hot and all but trust me, I didn't get as much enjoyment out of it as you all would jacking off to it. I was very sore and bruised up.
Thats what makes it hot.

i'd rape you for playing hard to get

This happened to me, a bar hookup named "faye" she did the same shit and didnt even stop so I threw her off the bed. She asked why and I told her she crushed my dick while rolling around in pain. She then showed up unprompted at my apartment days later and wondered why i never called

>High school 11th grade
>Talking to this 8th grader
>Huge tits
>Starts meeting me at the guard rail
Before class to smoke
>One day she gets way to high and i tell her for first period to meet me in the bathroom.
>Start making out tell her i want more
>She smiles and says ok
Pulls out a condom
>I throw it in
>She high and can't keep her voice down
>Starts to get really thigh
>I can't move
>Try to pull it out can't
>Start trying to think of what to do
>Teacher walks in see me standing weird in the stall
>Tells me to get back to class....
>High ass bitch yells he can't he's dick is stuck inside me....
>Nurse is called she calls ambulance
>Walk into Er with her still on my dick
>Dr gives he meds and her vagina releases her grip.
>Found out she was allergic to latex
>Got to meet her parent's...her father was so happy with me for using protection
> the condom was hers.

Fuck, stop, I'm already feeling terrible enough about it and now you're trying to make me horny. No fair

I mean, yes, I did cum from it, I don't remember the entirety of the foursome but I do remember cumming, I even squirted a bit, and I know they all came and various places in and on me. Yeah, rough kinky sex is nice and I've had my bf bruise me up a bit during the occasional wild night, but getting pounded and abused by one guy is a lot different from taking turns getting pounded and bruised up by 3 guys tag teaming me. I didn't feel much pain from the booze and weed and also the orgasms, but the aftermath was absolutely killer...

Ah, you're one of those, getting turned on by me being bruised and hurting after getting fucked. Jeez you guys are the biggest pervs ever haha. I shouldn't laugh, this is a serious thing, but I do find it funny how many anons on here can find enjoyment from stuff like this lol

did he died

>Fuck, stop, I'm already feeling terrible enough about it and now you're trying to make me horny. No fair
Don't feel terrible, it's fucking hot. I wanna see that body pounded by four dudes. Think about all the anons cumming to you getting off and fucked. That's hot. just post it on mega and delete after the thread 404's. It's already floating around the internet like you said, why not share with Yea Forums? See the story first hand too

We're all one of those.

>aftermath was absolutely kille
Just like football games in HS, I was super sore and in pain on Saturdays, but the glory and fun on those Fridays nights made it worth it. Had to been really good if you squirted, really wanna see now. Don't suppose you live by Minnesota, lol.

it's so hot
i'm jacking off right now
how does that make you feel user?

I'll give you guys the benefit of the doubt here, but I said:
>natural vaginal smell
What part of washing out the vagina is inherently natural? What part of spritzing it with deodorizers? Using a douche?
Finally, pussy stinks regardless of their body fat %.

MN reporting in, this fucking whore needs to let me get off.

Agreed. About where user? Guessing the cities. I'm in Fargo

You are a total degenerate...this isn't cool, it's something that I hated once I sobered up, but fuck, you're really getting me worked up. Talk about internal conflict. I mean, thinking about all of you jacking off to me is pretty damn hot, but fuck this is wrong...

lol that's apparent

Not entirely sure you can compare a HS football game with a straight up public gangbang, but leave it to anons to draw that parallel haha. Nope, I don't live near Minnesota

...Ugh...It turns me on...you guys suck, I'm not supposed to be getting wet and horny from you all jacking off to me getting taken advantage of. This is not at all what I planned when I showed up in here. You damn degenerates, all of you.

I remember watching this vid. Anybody have sauce?

Be a good girl.

mmm, yeah, what do you think about an user who is thinking about you being so slutty? an user who would think about how he could fuck you?

Surely there is one without face.

>You are a total degenerate...this isn't cool, it's something that I hated once I sobered up, but fuck, you're really getting me worked up. Talk about internal conflict. I mean, thinking about all of you jacking off to me is pretty damn hot, but fuck this is wrong...
We're all degenerates. I'm so fucking hard just at the thought of you getting plowed publicly. Post the video, I wanna cum to you

Sounds like everyone here is into this then, lets see the goods.

>HS football game with a straight up public gangbang
Comparing the soreness and pain after the moment, you know? Of course they are different, but see the analogy. Too bad, worth a shot. MN user and I could've planned something with you if you were

I'm jacking it too. Good to hear you're getting nice and wet... Give in, you know you wanna.

Maybe you should stop raping super drunk girls, retard

>rape
>super drunk girls
Asking for it

Fuck, stop doing this to me, I don't want to be horny, stop making me horny, all of you

...I think it's fucking hot, really fucking hot...

I'm still on the fence about posting "the goods" but you guys are really taking advantage of me and tempting me here. This is basically the thread version of a gangbang in here, lol

Fucking hell, you're all terrible, stop turning me on!

Still unsure about how comfortable I feel doing it, but shit, read above. You're all really working me over and I'm having mixed feelings between being very aroused and also ashamed

I mean...if we were closer, I wouldn't have minded hooking up with you tbh

Aaaah, stop it, I'm horny and also confused! This isn't what I signed up for, but you damn degenerates are stroking your cocks thinking about me and it's not helping me resist at all

Man, 11 year old me would have loved to get molested, I was a fucking freak. Why does this shit only happen to the kids who hate it? What a cruel world...

>Fucking hell, you're all terrible, stop turning me on!
It's fucking hot as hell, I'm diamonds at work just thinking about it. I need to fap to that video, watching you get drilled

Post, we'll make tributes for you. So many tributes.

That time I got molested.

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Share so I can show gf. Maybe she can end up like you.

>I mean...if we were closer, I wouldn't have minded hooking up with you tbh
Got a kik or snap (or whatever else, I can post mine)? I have a couple buddies with weddings this summer in different parts of the country and travel sometimes. I found it so hot the idea hooking up with someone from Yea Forums

actually it depends
I had a gf that smelled like a piece of rotten meat to me and I knew she was taking care of her pussay

Other gf had such a smell that it got me ecstatic even if she just came back from 20km bicycle ride

I think it's all genetics and feromones in the end

If it makes you feel ANY better, I'm rock hard for you. Stroking softly... Imagining how horny you're getting. You know it's wrong but it feels so right

You know you want to be a good girl for us.

talked my ex into anal, she was hesitant at first but really got into it after a few thrusts, as the lube warmed up due to friction the smell from her behind made me sick, but her digging it so much got me stuck there... she was really turned on but i needed to finish fast because i couldnt stand the stench... i hard anal fucked her for over 10 minutes until i finally came, couldnt finish sooner because i had to keep my stomach in check... it felt almost as if i was stuck pulling out, with a *PLOP* my dick came out of her ass... and she plastered my whole body in in a mix of liquid shit, warm chemical-strawberry scented lube and cum... it was like tossing fireworks into liquid cow shit, a claymore mine of diarrhea with the blood of vietnamese berry farmer... i instantly puked on her, probably even into her gaping asshole, i dont remember much after that besides spending crying and puking for over an hour in the bathtub, when i came out she was gone, she didnt wash herself in the bathroom, she just got dressed and went home... never saw or heard from her again, blocked me everywhere...i cant even doggy fuck a chick to this day because every fart pushed out by regular cuntthrusting gives me ptsd and may induce vomiting

I'm stroking my cawk right now, don't leave it hanging

One on the right in pic related

She was a 4'10", DDD. nympho. We were "seeing" each other for a little while. I have an averaged sized dick (just shy of 7" and kind of thick) and the very first time we hooked up she took my pants off and started laughing, saying "you're really lucky you're hot". That kind of crushed me and put a huge damped on the rest of our relationship. This tiny girl thought a basically 7" fat dick was "teeny tiny and useless". When we fucked she didn't feel anything and her pussy felt like I was literally throwing a hotdog down a hallway. Again, it's pretty thick, and most of the girls I've been with I've had to take it slow at first because of the girth. Not this tiny slut. Turns out she liked to fuck niggers and spics with giant animal penises, and I was the first white guy she'd ever been with. Her last boyfriend was something like 10" and even thicker. It was embarrassing. She went out of her way to make me feel tiny and useless. Broke up with her after 2 months. And it only lasted that long because she loved sucking my dick so much that I was getting head 3-8 times a day.

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Ik ik i was curious at the time and a bit desperate so I said fuck it. Last time I'll do it though soured my taste for traps completely

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First time having sex.

I couldn't keep an erection with a condom on.
I almost got it in and stayed somewhat hard but I could totally feel my cock was al dente in my hand and managed to get just the tip in before it went limp.
So I said in my head fuck it, ripped the condom off and gave it a stroke and I was hard, then I went to stick it in, swiped it across the pussy and suddenly with no warning blew my load.
All over the couch and the carpet.
She got up and grabbed me some paper towels as I was kneeling there, I wiped up the cum and desperately tried to put the spaghetti back in my pockets so to speak.

I was 27.

doesn't matter had sex

Cant decide if worst or best. I once fapped to some porn and my mom came in right when I was cumming. She then tried to teach me about some sex stuff which was awkward af

That plot twist at the end. Kek

Narrator: his dick was no where near 7 inches.

Oh wow, you're at work doing this? lol better clock out for lunch and rub one out in the bathroom or something, haha

Oh fuck, cum tributes are hot as hell...

Damn, you wanna see your gf get gangbanged too? You really and truly are a degenerate...fuck, this is so bad, but...tell me more.

Can't say I've hooked up with anyone from Yea Forums before but hooked up with someone from reddit before lol. Travel for weddings is fun, I had girl friend get married recently.The best man had a thing for me too, we didn't do anything but it was tempting. Bf knew he was into me too

Trust me that makes me feel amazing~ This is all so very wrong and I didn't expect to have this horrible event turned into a source of pure arousal and lust by a bunch of total strangers, you guys are just the worst.

I do...stop tempting me, please

Fucking hell, all these cocks stroking to me, guuuuys! This is not fair at all!

Sure, bud. Whatever makes you feel superior to other strangers on the internet lol

40 year old neighbor woman invited me in when I was 15. When she took off her clothes I realized that most older women are disgusting. I just wound up staring up at the ceiling until it was done. I spent the whole time thinking about the best Monogatari.

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>Oh wow, you're at work doing this? lol better clock out for lunch and rub one out in the bathroom or something, haha
That's what I'm waiting for, need you to post that hot video of yours. I'm dying to see you get fucked and used. You're making me so hard and horny

Im not the cuck getting off telling a fantasy of being emasculated.

Imagine being in a room with all of us. Oh, the things we'd do for you. You want to please us, right? So show us a little something.

>Can't say I've hooked up with anyone from Yea Forums before but hooked up with someone from reddit before lol. Travel for weddings is fun, I had girl friend get married recently.The best man had a thing for me too, we didn't do anything but it was tempting. Bf knew he was into me too
Fucking reddit before Yea Forums? Come on, lol. Let's make this happen. My kik/snap are both somepuckluck, add me

I can't believe you incel retards are falling for this dude larping as a slut

Yeah hurry up now baby girl, i want to jack off at my desk before i go home to the wife.

Probably the worst was getting a handjob from my friend and pretending to be into it while I was having the worst fucking charlie horse in my calf because I didn't want him to stop or be offended.

Or the time my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob while I was having a fight with my mom on the phone. It was a really weird situation, I stopped being hard when I started yelling but my gf just kept sucking because she thought it was funny

Or maybe it was the time I got shit faced with my bestfriend and finally fooled around with him which was totally hot but he cried like a baby afterwards because he's slightly homophobic despite being friends with me.

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She's a very good girl who only has had one other partner. But maybe you post the pics and I can expand with some story time. Fair is fair after all.

Also why would you keep them unless your goal was to show them?

post that in fph on fit.

>implying no one knows it's a dude

>I have an averaged sized dick
>just shy of 7" and kind of thick
nigger, that's a big dick. 5" is avg. I have a 7" slong and that's in the 97th percentile

> Be me waitering at hotel.
> Finish late shift, have drink with fellow staff including waiteresses, female chefs, front office chicks.
> Get drunk as does everyone as it was a hard shift.
> Downstairs to hotel bar for more drinks.
> COcktails and more getting railed.
> Start chatting to 4/10 18 year old young chef chick as she started to look like a 6/10. Short, kinda no body shape and flattish chest with nasty curly hair and freckles
> Find out shes working the breakfast shift and has a hotel room
> We snek up to room so other staff don't know.
> In door and shes all over me.
strips me naked and grabs my cock but get impression shes never held one before as shes holding it like a baton wielding psychocop.
> Im hard as fuck and start stripping her.
> With room lights I get to see her tits.
> They are like 2 deflated gnarly spotty balloons with half chewed nipples that take up most of the tit.
> Am instantly turned off.
> She drags me to bed and climbs on top and starts rubbing my cock with the hairiest curliest pussy I've ever seen.
> Her floppy pepperoni tits are flapping all over my face - she actually wanted me to suck em
> I got one tit in my mouth and she moaned but to me it felt like I was sucking a gnarly old ball sack all ridged with seedy bumps
> I managed to stay hard and she flopped her pussy onto me and rode me like it as amateur night.
> Her pussy stank like week old fish and everytime she humped I got a whiff of it.
> It took me ages to come.
> I ended up ramming her doggie style, my head as far away as possible from her downstairs seafood basket.
> The only way to reach an end was to reach around her and grab her hair and do some angry fucking.
> I blew hard and deep inside her and left her collapsed on the bed, my come dribbling out of her hairy crab cave.
> I was in the room's shower straight after and washed myself for ages.
> As I was about to get out and leave she fucking joined me all smiling and shit with her droopy ass granny tits. cont.

I've got a nice 7incher waiting here, let's get it to do some work

> (OP)
>First time having sex.
>
>I couldn't keep an erection with a condom on.
>I almost got it in and stayed somewhat hard but I could totally feel my cock was al dente in my hand and managed to get just the tip in before it went limp.

Same thing happened to me. I was too girthy for the condom. What happened next was cop lights started flashing.. Was out at 10:00p having sex on some dead end road.. apparently cops go there to do paperwork quite regularly. Lost my virginity that night.. i guess..20 years old.. After that, we just started fucking in my house despite parents being home and no sound proof. Fuck them, fuck that house. love the cop that let me walk.

>Turns out she liked to fuck niggers and spics with giant animal penises
you dodged a bullet. she's probably an idiot and can't measure dick size either or you can't measure your dick right either. 10" cocks are only in porn

This is a guy

Not even OP but
>what's the worst sexual experience you've ever had, The Thread
>OP tells a story about his worst sexual experience
>you have to tell your mentally ill self that people are cucks getting off on being humiliated instead of just sharing their worst sexual experiences like the thread is themed
>didn't read any of the post, just fixated on the OP's dick size like an insecure fagot
>tries desperately to put OP down because his own penis is more likely than not very tiny, thin, and useless
Like, dude... You know that you are a gigantic fagot, right?

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Vaginas don't work that way, moron. A large dick isn't going to fucking stretch her out. Shit tier myth and obvious lie. Either admit to the small dick or that the whole fucking story is bullshit.

Maybe this doesnt belong here but whatever.
> Be me
> Have 2 other Brothers so our house is always full with some friends etc.
> One night I caught my own mom having sex with my younger brothers friends
> They were both like 16 and she around 40
> Turns out she likes to swallow lol
> I didnt disrupt them that time but I had a serious talk with those fucks after that
> Turns out the house was always full of people because everybody knew about what is going on and it already went on for a while.
> I didnt tell anybody yet but told them that I will beat their fucking teeth out if they come here again.
> They vanished and stopped coming back

I dub the The White Knight of Cuckinstein.
You two ought to hook up. I hear he has a thick 7in average sized cock.

>Not blackmailing your mom into sucking you off every day

Nah dude im disgusted by thinking about her in a sexual way. Maybe thats hot in theory but not in reality.

Yes, I mean, in that situation I don't know if I could contain myself. That said, it doesn't mean the drunk/high foursome was something I loved, and as I said before, the pain afterward was pretty bad. But you guys are really getting me very wet

lol hey it's easy to meet horny boys on reddit, yeah there are some creeps and weirdos but shit, at least you can hit up some PMs over there, unlike here haha

Oh yes, there's always one of you in every thread, claiming everything is a dude larping. I suppose the next response will be tits or gtfo, or "pics or it didn't happen." Though to be fair I suppose it's my fault for drawing this much attention to myself. I wasn't planning to be the center of attention, just wanted to share my horrible experience, until all these random pervs and degenerates started trying to turn me on. I wasn't busting down the doors of this thread to wiggle my ass and flaunt myself as a slut. It is getting a bit out of hand though so maybe I should just stop before I end up blueballing everybody.

Read above

Go home to the wife? Jeez you're really bad~ Tsk tsk

She sounds like a sweet little loyal girl. I'm not quite that innocent, but on the other hand I'm not the town whore either lol, I'm just a bit sexually adventurous with the bf

Fuck, 7 inches sounds amazing

Read above

But yeah, all in all, I appreciate all of you horny boys being into me, but I think I've detracted enough from the main topic of the thread...

Its more to punish her than for your enjoyment

>was at party getting drunk start talking to girl with shaved head
>start making out and she vomits from drinking
>roll her over and fuck her doggy but her pussy is to blown out and I had condom on vomit smell turn off.

I have an almost had sex moment too.

>been going out with a girl for a while
>be total beta and fall for those flirty eyes and smile
>pay for every meal and bar trip
>she knew what she was doing
>one night we both get a bit drunk
>I drive her home and when we get there we start making out
>she grabs my hand and moves it to her crotch
>over jeans rub the pussy
>she undoes her belt and I reach in
>struggle to find her pussy
>dig around like I'm trying to find my car keys in my cargo shorts pocket full of shit
>finally get it she moans slightly
>she wants to take it inside
>her parents are smoking and drinking in the garage
>give utility door strange room as we creep into the bed
>she rips off her pants and I say itadakimasu in my head before I start eating that pussy
>do that for a while
>she hasn't shaved in at least 3 or 4 days so there's a fair amount of stubble
>but don't care going to get dick wet
>realize I made a fatal error
>I don't have any condoms
>I decide to bailout and just leave her pussy eaten only
>head home
>suddenly my mouth feels like the sahara
>in july
>remember I had a bottle of water in the back seat and I gulp that fucker down hard
>go home
>go to town on a big glass of water
>go to bed
>go to friend's the next day
>stay overnight like I usually do, play castle crashers
>she then texts me the following day wondering what I was doing
>suddenly for once interested in what I do
>tell her I was at friends house
>she asks me who and who with
>tell her it was with my guy friend, his gf, and another dude
>suddenly she wants to cancel the date
>ask her why and she's pissed and wants to just be friends

>lol hey it's easy to meet horny boys on reddit, yeah there are some creeps and weirdos but shit, at least you can hit up some PMs over there, unlike here haha
That's why you add me on snap or kik, lol. We'll DM over there and can actually see what we both look like and talk more.

My birthday.

Girlfriend decides she wants to give me a nice birthday gift. She goes down on me, a nice face full of her pussy while she does and being the good girl she is, decides to ride me to completion.

While fucking, I feel a sharp pain by the head of my dick. But I'm fucking so its a mix of pain and pleasure. Sharp pain hits again. Ignore because sex is too good. Suddenly pain becomes too great and I pull her off. My dick is streaming blood just under the head along the underside of the shaft.

Apparently, my girlfriend's nuvo ring had a single sharp edge...and it gave me a nice neat gash.

Feel light headed..blood spewing from my dick...my girlfriend panicking and holding paper towels against it to stem the flow of blood from my erect dick. I suddenly hear a knock on my bedroom door. It's my brother coming to wish me a happy birthday...

My brother keeps pounding on my door because he thinks I'm sleeping. Me and my girlfriend playing the quiet game, hoping he goes away.

All the while, I'm thinking to myself..."I'm gonna die from bloodloss of the cock, butt-fucking naked with my girlfriend and my brother pounding on my door..."

>Vaginas don't work that way, moron
I really love hearing what children have to say about life. It is absolutely hilarious how absolutely convinced you are of your delusion.

Go jerk your little weiner

I had been taking adderall. She came by and picked me up, that hambeast. I only went because she provides alcohol and marijuana. We were sitting on the couch and all of a sudden she puts her hand down my pants and starts kissing me. I told her to stop but she gave me head instead. I didn't really resist that hard to be honest. Then she pushed me down on the couch and climbed on top of me. She was wet as a waterfall and I can feel it clench on my benis when she has an orgasm. 280lbs of woman all over my cock, not a competitor in sight for this bitch. I did not like it until the very end when I became aroused. I nut inside raw. Then she started making me shudder. She called me a "walking dildo" during an argument. I even proposed to the bitch per my heroes' advice and she said no she thinks she can do better. Get this: she met Sean O'Pry and wants to get married to him, nobody else will do. What the fuck ever man guess I'll never have a functional marriage or domestic partnership with a female because I have XXY.

Part 2:
>she got insanely jealous I was at a friends where a girl was also under the same roof
>tell her I tried being a friend to someone before after pursuing a relationship and it didn't work (kind of the truth, I tried asking a girl out but she immediately friendzoned me, also, friend's gf was that girl but I knew better not to tell her that)
>she immediately flipped it into me being the bad person for not wanting to just be friends and staying at a place with a girl
>she flirted with me from day one
>she used me from day one
>she was just looking for an excuse to cut me loose
>felt terrible, my work suffered and I lost my job

I was 24.

>Fuck, 7 inches sounds amazing
and all you gotta do is give it a little something for the magic to happen

> She grabs my cock and amateur hour starts all over again.
> Those nasty floppy jops are not doing me any favours either. Dangling in the wind like jellyfish.
> They just made her look like some mutant CHernobylian breedwife.
> I got heaps of soap and rubbed it ovr hr trying to clean her basement of sea stench
> I pushd that soap so hard against hr pussy it actually eased inside her and then plopped out on the floor. She laughed.
> While behind her I tried playing with her tits again hoping I was seeing things but it was worse. They just rolled through my finger tips like a deflated whoopie cushion. Her nips nevr got hard they just had depressed tea saucers shapes.
> She furiously soaped up my cock and somehow I got a semi and she took it that I wanted more but all I wantd as to run.
> She tried a BJ but her buck teeth just grated my shaft causing me to grimace.
> In the end I went fuck it. Pussy is pussy and I lay her down on the shower floor and fucked her as hard and fast as I could to gt out of thr.
> It was a big challenge but I blew inside her again.
> I dried myself off and left her sitting against th shower wall and left as quick as I could.

A cum Dodger that's fucking great

Love you for this user, your the best

I just wasn't getting stimulated with a condom on and had literally no practice on keeping hard with a numb dick.
It was a bit of a problem but my gf then started using the nuvaring so I raw dogged from then on.
It's kind of weird, when fucking you don't feel it but fingering it's right there and whenever I bump into it I get the urge to rip it out like an ssp racer.

Or like a former coworker said, "Get it before the hair does."

>guy convinced me to give into a "full body massage" to benefit me in the future.
lol

Medical field fag here. You're stupid. All you literally have to do is Google "Do dicks stretch out vaginas long term." Good LARP though. Actually, it was trash. Have fun with that not 7 inch dick though.

Actually got a screenshot for you, you raging faggot.

Again, love you for this user

JUST POST THE VIDEO WHORE.

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>implying dicks are the only thing size queens shove up their puss puss

>>But yeah, all in all, I appreciate all of you horny boys being into me, but I think I've detracted enough from the main topic of the thread...
Nah, post the video you slut. you're already wet and all of us wanna cum to you getting fucked

Kek thats pretty hilarious

>It ruined my libido and made me hate the gays.

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So what, are you saying they shove bricks up there to try do have a bigger pussy? You have the sexual knowledge of a 12 year old who's friend has totally honestly absolutrly had the sex. Your lack of a single IQ point baffles me.

> Go to bar with friends, pick up 4/10 fat brown haired bitch with big tits as I'm drunk as fuck.
> Take her home for ridn.
> Get into room.
> Leave lights off for maginations.
> She's big assd with big bag tits and bushy as hell pussy with massive pussy lips that I could grab like plates sizd lumps of salami
> She blows me good enough and I even tried some titty fucking. I start ramming her.
> I'm barely hitting the sides, her pussy is the size of hessian bag and her nasty hairy pussy lips slap up against me like wet socks.
> Im ramming her for ages but we have to stop so chubs can catch her breathe.
> She then says she feels a big sick.
> I go to kitchen and get her drink of water.
> Return and she takes a sips and we start up again. My cock goes in her like sticking it into a bowl of soup.
> I'm fucking her doggie style but I'm getting nowhere cos no friction in grand canyon
> I tell her I want to fuck her ass and she says ok - like its something she gets askd to do all the time.
> I use some spit but hardly need it as I get right up inside her ass easily.
> I'm ramming her hard and its awesome and fairly tight.
> I blew hard and deep inside her ass and we both collapse and fall asleep.
> In the morning she phones a taxi and leaves.
> For the next 3 weeks I sometimes roll over in bed and catch a smell of vomit.
> It annoys me but I leave it for a while until I finally try sniffing out where it comes from.
> The dirty fucking fat whore ended up throwing up under my bedside table when I left to get her a glass of water.
> She pulled the table over the top of it so I wouldn't see.

user we would all be confused about it fr

Start fucking a bird. Then all of a sudden she breaks down and starts telling me she was raped by a family friend. That she told her parents who didn't believe her and got seriously angry at her. She see's him every now and then with the knowledge he raped her but her parents don't believe her. He's got away with and he will forever be in her life reminding her of that time her raped her.

That was fucking awful.

My sides

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Kek

post the video i wanna nut

Clean your room more often, bro

> Fucked a 6/10 18 year old when I was 30 and took her virginity. She previously was a gymnast, so she would let me fuck her while she did the splits. Shit was cash.
> She got attached to me and wouldn't leave me alone.
> Sympathy fuck her on and off for a few months but every time I tried to call it all off I would remember that tight pussy, hard little nipples and small titties and then we would fuck and then I would feel bad about breaking up with her after I had just come in her tight little airstrip pussy that I loved so much.
> After a while, she started to urinate when we fucked and it got worse over time. She never noticed at first or she just ignored it.
> There were times she would ride me on top as I loved that position and I could feel her piss pouring down my tummy. I hated the smell of urine. It made me gag.
> As she became aware of her unfortunate sex side affect, she joked about it while she rode my "pisser" & somehow she got the impression that it turned me on. I really didn't but I didn't want to upset her.
> Then one day she grabbed my cock while I was showering & next thing I know my ass is on the cold bathroom floor & she's riding me like there's no tomorrow
> She must have found the right angle as she worked herself into a frenzy and immediately after I blew deep inside that brunette pussy she clenched all over.
> As she started to shake while coming my hard cock was let loose with a flick out of her little pussy.
> And she lost total control of her bladder and piss started gushing out of her all up my chest and splashed onto my face.
> She emerged out of her orgasm dream and laughed when she realised what she had done and assumed I was enjoying myself.
> She then raised herself up and flowed her gushing warm piss all over my face and in my mouth.
> I was not happy at all but calmly threw myself under the shower.
> I let her piss on my face for 4 more months just so I could continue to fuck her limber little young pussy and not offend her.

Yeah I was pretty feral back then. I admit it.

i hooked up whit a chick on tinder.
we wrote, i said i liked it rough, she agreed.
after a while i came to her apartment, she was naked. i entered the door like a fucking king took off my pants and she just bent over and took my cock in the hallway. fucked her doggy like a pimp whith $ocks and shirt on.
she turned her head and said she wanted to be slapped, i gave her a slap over the face.

i got surprised when she fainted.... laying there on her stomach while i gently continued being a pimp. she woke up started crying.
i finished up spraying her asshole and puss with my white gold while she cried. she told me that she wanted huggs, i was still in pimpmode so i gave her a slap again and left. 6hours later i was blocked on whatsapp

This is why tits or gtfo exists. You all are embarassing yourselves trying to get this video after already giving her all your attention, dumbfags

My hippie auntie used to get me stoned when I was younger and play with my cock when we shared naked jacuzzis. She would do it even when her husband and her girlfriends were in the tub as well. I would come everytime and she would even guide my hand to finger her hairy snatch. Once when we were in the tub and her husband had gone to bed, she stood up above the bubbling water and pissed in the water. I still remember the yellow piss dripping down her blondy light brown pubic hair. I just laughed trying to act cool with it. Later she did it again and started to spray her piss in my direction. She joked about me trying to get back at her so I stood up and pulled my semi-erect cock towards her and started spraying my piss near her, splashing her. She then surprised me and moved closer and next thing I see is her face just popped above the water smiling as I pissed in her open mouth and eyes. I could see my piss pool in the back of her mouth and she kind of tongued it. She said it was a cleansing experience for her and made her more spiritual. We did this for a few months but we never fucked. I still think she was the weirdest bitch ever.

Did she died?

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moar pics of that cum dumpster?