Why should i buy a motorcycle ?

why should i buy a motorcycle ?

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You want to die?

You shouldn't unless you're just looking for a little dirtbike to mess around in your yard or something. You'll die for sure.

Because they are fun, especially if you don't ride like a Cunt.

hate your life? wanna have something fun to look forward to? get a bike

little faggots confirmed.
Everyone is going to die eventually.
Riding a bike is a fucking fun. No comparison to driving a car. It makes you meet people you wouldn't meet other way.
Only little scared faggots don't ride a bike.

Manuals are not fun. You have to have coordination and motor skills that of a Shaolin Master to shift gears. If you want a bike get those Scooters with bigger displacement so you don't need to shift gears.

Where do you live?

you need to be a fucking retard to not learn how to shift manual. Seriously. More than 3/4 of the world drives stick. Only you lazy stupid murricunts don't care this basic skill.

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Is it coincidence that 3/4 of the world is too poor to afford automatic gearboxes?

it doesn't change the fact, murricunts are too fat and stupid to even try to learn stick. The fall of this decadent society is inevitable.

>The fall of this decadent society is inevitable.

The fall into a heart-attack maybe. Out of the ashes rises a thinner society as the fat gets trimmed though.

circle of life.

Because they're fucking cool

Said a person thar never visited america
Besides all societys are pretty much the same now if they are 1st world. Globalists won dude.

>circle of life.
>fat people
>lel

I own a moped and a bike, seriously both have their own merits. Sometimes you wanna cruise through Point'A' to Point'B' on le moped, and sometimes you wanna ride through interstates on a bike.
>Get a bike
>Thank later

>Besides all societys are pretty much the same now if they are 1st world. Globalists won dude.

The highest imprisonment rate in world history belongs to 'Merica you dumb shit. And that is as a percentage.

Comparing 'Merica to Western European countries is a chili cheese dog to a 5 star restaurant.

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Compare that to this:

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'Merica also has the world's largest national debt in history. You are in more debt than a third-world country. You are not even on their level. So don't even count yourself in as if you were equal to Switzerland. You are not.

You are lucky that the Chinese have little dicks because they are going to be up your ass when the collect the debt with the world's largest army.

Sorry for the formatting, I apologize for making it look like a 'Merican Facebook post.

>You need the coordination and skills of a shaolin master to operate a manual gearbox
Ok, that must mean my 6 year old is the equivalent of a shaolin monk, and I also had the same amazing skillset rivaled to that of great historical warriors when I was about 6 or so...
Or your just an uncoordinated retard.

I don't have to visit murrica to see what's happening. I can read and if you could too, and have read any historic book about rising and falling empires you wouldn't argu the fall is near.

Anyways, there are plenty of automatic transmission bikes on the market. Only faggots ride them, but it doesn't seem to bother you as you're rich and can afford automatic gearbox, right?

cheap on gas, cheap on insurance, easy to maneuver in traffic, easy to park.

actually it's the main reason I use my bike to get to work. It's not fun to ride to work everyday but it's great convinience to park it wherever I want (paid parking area, no free spots) and laugh at fee collectors.

>It's not fun to ride to work everyday
Why not user?

Do it unless you have sand in your vagina... been riding on 2 wheels for 20 years now, had a bike since I was 16... not dead. Started on a yamaha xs650, I've had standards, rockets and cruisers each has it's own place on the road. I drive a 1700cv v twin yamaha now. Got to die sometime anyways so fuckin do it!

>Manuals are not fun. You have to have coordination and motor skills that of a Shaolin Master to shift gears
And I suppose an AR-15 has just a tremendous amount of power and so much recoil that it bruised your shoulder and gave you mild PTSD too

Kys faggot

the same route everyday, heavy traffic, heat or rain. I truly love to ride my bike (honda st1100) but it's no fun in the city traffic. It is faster than a car cause I can sneak thgrou the traffic pretty easy even though the bike is a heavy cow. I'd really really (and seldom I do) ride with a hardtop and AC to get to work, but finding a spot to park right in front of my work is priceless.

That's where you need to make a change user, find yourself a smaller bike (I'm on a Honda cb350) and leave a little early, so that you can find and discover new routes. Alley ways can become track-like paths once you get a good feel for them, and you can change it up as many times as you want. In other words just take the long way to work, it may seem dumb at first but I guarantee it will improve your day and make your commute slightly more interesting

fun as fuck
amazing on gas
insurance even cheaper than your mom
chicks will suck your cock
you'll probably get offers to buy it for more than you paid for it by randos on the street
2 wheels > 4 any day
perfect bugout machine (as long as you don't get a cruiser)

Unless the chick is also a biker they literally don't care

scooters/mopeds/step-throughs are great to learn on, but they can't do what even a below-average dual sport can do

Scooter/mopeds/step-throughs aren't even capable of what a cheap bicycle can do

picture this:
scooter - you sit on it like you sit on a shitter
motorcycle - you sit on it like you sit on a pure blood stallion

the choice is yours

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Gy-6 ruckus lol

so... that's cool and all, but at the end of the day, you faggots know that building confidence on 2 wheels is important as fuck so scooters for a first-timer are a good option

i started on a burgman 400 that i got off of craigslist for $500. plastics were fucked but engine and electrical worked perfectly. got me from poiint a to b without issue

not really.
you can get a 125ccm bike like honda varadero 125. Great light bike that doesn't even requre a driving licence in some countries. It drives like a bicycle. Very easy to master. You can learn with bikes like this.

I don't believe that's true, because as someone who has rode both types of machine, a bike with 8" wheels rides completely different from a bike with 20" wheels. If your going to ride a real bike, start with a real bike, just start with a small one. (Adult sizes bikes come in as little as 70cc) if your going to ride a scooter, then learn to ride a scooter, but don't teach on one and then expect them not to crash the other

burgman is another class of a scooter. However it's still a toilet seater. Personally The only application for it is an suited up executive getting to work in somewhere like Tokyo.

>125
ok kid

well it has worked for me and plenty of others. the wheel diameter is obviously different, but it's not about that - it's about being confident and comfortable on 2 wheels, of any size. with a big enough moped that can do freeway speeds, that's going to help a lot

that doesn't even make sense, but ok

do scooters even countersteer?

Everything on 2 wheels counter steers at a certain speed, even bicycles

really dude? of course they do

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Cheaper insurance, fun as fuck, aesthetic. Just be safe and wear gear

It's so fucking easy to not die if you just follow the rules and be safe. All these retard riders going 100mph with no helmet kind of deserve it.

Depending on your location too, northern MN can get sketchy cause the whole state is a deer crossing zone, had more than one friend hit deer or hit by deer at around 30mph and get real fucked up

Cagers don't see you though, and drive like absolute buffoons on their cell phones. You don't have to be in the wrong to get taken out on a bike.

So you die in three months and you'll stop spreading your cancer.

sure, if you want to kill yourself, and even if you try to be careful you got to remember that lots of people in cars are idiots and some people are actually malevolent and will try to kill you making it look like an accident

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Because I need a kidney.

This 100%. I would definitely get a bike if I had any faith whatsoever on other people on the road

manual is more expensive than automatic you dipshit

pull in the clutch and move your foot up and down? damn, I though I was pathetic but you take first play buddy

Maybe in USA. Everywhere else you have to pay extra for automatic gearbox and thirdworlders are too poor and too stupid to service it.

they're call standards and they're called that because they came standard on all vehicles. Having an automatic transmission was considered a luxury and made the car more expensive

just drive on open roads and don't go over the speed limit like a maniac. don't go on highways and into mountainous regions where you'd need 4 wheel drive.

>You have to have coordination and motor skills that of a Shaolin Master to shift gears

kekek

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and yea it matters if you are in Texas or Arizona where you can go miles without seeing anybody on the road or somewhere like New York where they'll hit you on purpose for making them wait or just get out and beat the shit out of you.

that dog shouldn't be smoking, his life is short as it is