I'm a Scottish American who has wanted to die for many years, the future is dark...

I'm a Scottish American who has wanted to die for many years, the future is dark, I don't want to live much longer and I don't want to have children, I'm afraid they would live terrible lives. I'm also a martial artist who is great at sword fighting and I want to sword fight someone to the death like a Scottish warrior, hopefully I can find another suicidal martial artist, I'm going to do it in a few years and live stream it. If I kill them before they kill me then I'll stab myself to death with a dirk.

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Just join the military/PMC/job title that involves killing people or getting killed OP

bump this nigger

I don't want to die for zog, I would also rather die in an epic sword fight than get shot by some muslim and die in a lame way.

Not all PMCs are zog my dude but I understand

Scott’s

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I'm Scottish and I find your entire demeanour offensive, just throw yourself off a building and be done with it you waste of skin. You have no Scottish heritage, you're a fucking yank. I honestly don't understand you lot with your "oh I'm 1/12th Italian that's why I'm so passionate" seriously fuck off and top yourself quietly in the woods like the lonely good for nothing cunt you are.

Off yourself, faggot.
>nothing personnel, kid

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>no Scottish heritage

I'm a ross you faggot

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Lmao, I'm 10/10 italian and I'm a complete fucking shell, the brainlets who associate personal trait to heritage are ignorant pieces of shit.

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>great at swordfighting

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check what i just leaked from memories

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That means fuck all dude, your parent or grandparent was probably Scottish. Bet you listen to the star spangled banner played on bagpipes coz of "muh heritage" lol

thought it was just spam

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stay alive a bit longer. plannin on buildin a time machine that will take ya back to 1200s scotland

Fellow Scot here and this guy is spot on. So fucking what you're a Ross. What does that matter you dumb cunt? My surnames quite unique so I'll spare it cause everyone in my area lurks Yea Forums but I'm from the Lothians, one of the most contested areas of the UK. My ancestors spilled blood all over Scotland.

What does it matter? Either turn your life around or kys cause we're tired of you "muh heritage" larpers going on about "the homeland" when you live in a better land with more freedoms but still throw your 2 cents into an argument involving Scottish issues
>mfw watching you fags get routinely BTFO'd on scottish pages
>mfw the OP usually ends with either "you'll be talkin muslim soon" or "I can see why my ancestors left the homeland"

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Fucking incel.

Mate I'm from the Lothians too, east to be specific. Cheers for agreeing lol

>I'm a Scottish American
No. You're an American. Do you have a UK passport? No? Thought not, Yank.

Hah! No shit! I'm Mid/East Lothian. On the border cause electoral vs Council bs

imagine being this fucking butthurt about your shit ass island country
fuck off nigger pussies anyone can be anyone they want if they have the blood for it, fucking nigger monkey

I'm from Tranent mate, glad so see us band together to repel this nonsense!

Mental. I'm from Musselburgh. My mate moved up by Tranent not long ago. He's old though and I agree it's good to see folk taking a stand against this "Muh ancestor" pish some Americans like to LARP

>fuck off nigger pussies anyone can be anyone they want if they have the blood for it, fucking nigger monkey
Yet with all the choice you advocate you have, you chose to be a Retard.

You also have to be pretty ashamed to be an American if you have to aspire to some sort of sub-set
>Oh, I'm not an American, I'm......
>Scottish-American
>Irish-American
>African-American
>Mexican-American
>Asian-American
>NobodyGivesAFuck-American

What's your surname?

TELOAH ADAGITA TOL SCOTSMAN CASARMA REJECT TOTZA FELLOW SCOTSMAN TOTZA ANCESTORS REJECT PAR LAP TOL SCOTSMAN BOLAPE HO SCOTSMAN AG MATTER TOTZA AALA DE BIRTH OD TOL SCOTSMAN BOLAPE FAMILY

Lol can't tell you that ;) I'm in my 20's though

Have you tried hookers and cocaine ?

As a Scotsman, who actually is scottish, and lives in Scotland. Fuck off.

Did you go to the Grammar? My brother will be ages with you

I once had an american ask me if they took the Castle down after the Tatoo...

Also trips fucker.

double trips.

Go fuck yourself you rootless poofter, we do not awknowledge your origin, you're just a wee depressed faggot.Go climb a powerline you yank fucker.

Lay off the scotch you daft cunt and go tell a doctor you have depression.

>I’m Scottish
>I’m a Scottish sword fighter
>comes to Glasgow and gets chased with a lockback (not even a tenner shot) straight to the airport.
Why do yanks do this.

>Every person from Scotland on this thread

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Checked
I hope you sent them for a haggis hunting license user.

Shut it tager

>Wants to fight a Scottish warrior
>turn up at literally any pub in the country
>present one's index and middle finger held together to the face of literally any person in the place
>say the words "smell yer maw"
>instant death

Maybe reason youre suicidal is because youre not drunk nonstop like a real scottish person

Yeah Musselburgh Grammar. Whats your brothers name?

topkek sounds about right. I had one ask about his heritage cause of his surname. The irony is he knew all this stuff about American history and culture and the region (Tennessee) and battalions his ancestors served in during the civil war etc but that wasn't interesting to him he wanted to find out if his ancestors were like Wallace or some shit

I'm a human earthling who has wanted to die for many cycles, the future is cold, I don't want to exist much longer and i don't wish to procreate another generation, I'm afraid they would suffer greatly. I'm also a mecha pilot who is great at combat and i want to battle someone to the death like a human warrior, hopefully i can find another self destructive lethally minded individual, I'm going to do this in a few cycles and enable active distribution of the event. if i should chance to claim victory i will engage my self destruct unto my cessation.

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Better not say too much but chances are if you knew big Paul Sheridan, Gary White, Andrew Shaw and Darren Burrell you knew my bro too

Darren Burrell and Gary White sound familiar. They might have been a couple years above me though. I was there 2004-2010

The clan thing was made up by the Victorians and Highlander you absolute faggot.

>travels to Scotland to die in combat
>enters small local pub
>challenges local man to die in combat
>laughed out the pub
>tries again in another pub
>laid out with one punch from disgruntled ex industrial worker

Wish I did, was too stunned when i realied it wasnt them being funny. Should have though, or told them to take some Tartan paint back home to impress the family.

Can one join a PMC without previous military experience? I feel like you'd just get in their way. And they'd only ever probably hire ex special forces, not just any Joe Blow infantry dude.

You should get a faithful squirrel for a sidekick.

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I'm Nowegian American, pic is basically me, yarrrrrrrrr!!!!!

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>muh ancestry
LOL@Murcans. If you have such a rich lineage, why are you all identical fat slobs?

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I'm 6'0" 185 lbs, 8 inch dick, have a masters in physics, and I grow/raise most of my own food. I'm American of Czech descent. Get off me.

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This thread is literally No True Scotsman