I dont have any food at home and my paycheck is comming in 1 week. what should i do?

Starve

What do you do for a living?

Sleep as much as possible that's what I do
Feel hungry? Just go to sleep best way to avoid hunger

panhandle for enough to get a loaf of bread and a jar of peanutbutter

Drink a fuckload of water, it's surprisingly easy to go a week without food

Costco or Sam's everyday twice a day. Depending on the state they have to let you in if they have a pharmacy. Most will let you in if you say you want to look around before getting a membership. Or just piggyback in like your with a group.

college campuses have a free food pretty often. dumpster dive, go to bakeries around the time they're closing, or restaurants. Or suck a dick you motherfucking faggot.

Churches, food pantries. You got this.

Im sorry this happen to you frein good luck

Where do you live? Look up wild foods outside that you can forage.

99% chance there's a dandelion within 50 feet of your habitation. Dig up the whole thing.

Shady thing my bf and I used to do but worth it for a free meal, chick fil a has a policy in the drive thru, say your paying for cash and then at the window tell them you forgot your wallet. They will just give it to you.

>it's surprisingly easy to go a week without food
This. I've gone without for 9 days when I was a dumb young kid and drank my whole paycheck in less than a month. Remember that feeling next time you want to spend like Bill Gates you faggot.

Good way to loose weight as well, the human body is designed to fast like that

my grandpa turned 82 he is in a hospital so i wanted to give him something good so he is not so depressed the whole time. his smile was worrh every dollar i spent for his present.

>faggots looking for an excuse to suck dick when there's plenty to eat outside

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Idk, just shoplift small food shit at the supermarket I guess. I could do that at my local supermarket and they wouldn't give a flying fuck

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oh yea and free samples

unironically dine and dash. order food at restaurant, eat, ask for bill, then run like a nigger.

To add to this, do that at a restaurant you don't plan on coming back to in the near future

Go fishing. I caught two pike fish, provided me enough meat to last two days

>buy rod
>buy license
>buy tackle
>if a private lake, buy permit
>not catch anything for a long time at first because you don't know how to fish
lol user

>I caught two pike fish, provided me enough meat to last two days

You eat pike? Are you feeling okay?

Learn to fast. Perfect opportunity. Oh, and learn to manage money better dork.

Look at my number boy.

Eat my ass mmmmm nutrition