I want to fly like an eagle

how does the sun even burn when theirs no air in space

Because it's not a ball of fire it's a big nuclear reactor

you're mom is a big nuclear reactor

I want to soar like an arrow

Your fortune: Godly Luck

You came in like a wrecking ball

Technically Sakai Spacing.
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Sakai Spacing. Created by Yuji Sakai on 5th January 2018. It was a fine day on [s4s]. I was yet to make my first namefig post. I was on [s4s] then though. I posted the famous gif of Ryuta clapping to celebrate Yuji for helping solidify Ryuta as a prominent figure on [s4s]. Yes, I do anonymously post informally on occasion.

He often appears less than capable, but Sakai is a master of controlling relevance. He's helped keep spikeman in check more times than he's given credit for.

Ah, my recent emergence for typical posting. I enjoy namefigging. I must keep a formal appearance, for reputation's sake, but it's nice to know that I'm known. I hope I still fit my lab coat. After all, excessive relevance can make a spikefig grow.

We've come some way. I've moved from Japan to Argentina, T descended from the heavens and helped bring Kokubu Yosho around from his dark past, Rebus founded his new lab and we're all working there. And now I'm seemingly a father of 14 Triakrene Formae, formerly my hairs.

We've found them all. They're back in containment, but now we know they're sentient and aware.

I don't know if I can regenerate body parts. All I know is I need names for them. I've already named one Ryuta.

I don't know what I'll do with them. From 3 spikefigs a few months ago, to 4 thanks to Contaminated Yosho, to 18. I hope the hairs I shed after my haircut grew dormant. If triakrene does not get attention, it effectively starves to the point of dormancy.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

To clarify, Spikefigs have no gender. Any name works.

I am open to suggestions. I think [s4s] has earned this. Give me ideas for names for Spikeman's grandchildren.

I might name one Yuji Sakai Spikeman.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

double vision

NIGEL

Loli Yosho suggested that too. Good name. I'll use it. Then again, Loli Yosho suggested lots of names.

Sakura, Samantha, Sybil, Clyde, Graham, Peng, Gyrtha, Lyca, Harris, Grace, and about 20 others. As I was typing, he came in and screamed "BORIS". Then Madame Yoshelle dragged him out.

He gets excited by this sort of stuff.

Your fortune: Good Luck

ok now this is epic schizo tardbabble

Epic for the win

nigAOAOAOAOAUGHle

I'm not going to tell you what I thought this was originally supposed to be saying

was it a swoop

i thought it said nigger