Ok wtf no one wants to go out with me, every girl I talk to just disappears after seeing my photos...

Ok wtf no one wants to go out with me, every girl I talk to just disappears after seeing my photos. Should I try to get in shape?

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Yes and get a haircut.

I can do that thanks

you look like a fat version of the creepy system lord in stargate

Why?

i don't believe that's you faggot.

if it is then you are beyond saving. become an hero. it's the only way.

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Its me but thanks dick

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ew gross

Cut that hair into something respectable, shave your body, and start eating and working out. That shape is unfortunate. Feminine but not in a good way. You look like you belong in some douchey French court.

get a haircut you look like lord farquad

jesus christ

not much you can do with those genetics beside start exercising and eating super healthy

get a proper haircut and after all that you should be able to pull (at least) 4-6, maybe 7/10 girls

Only a faggot puts their hands on their hips so they probably think you're gay

Kathy Bates lookin' ass dude. Cut your hair (all of it) you degenerate. Learn to stand like a fucking 'man. Also, stop making that damn face.

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youre disgusting to be honest

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Lmfao

Timestamp.

this. OP you're a chubby ball of lard who's only hope is keto and hair removal of some kind.

Youre not disgusting but not good looking either... Get in shape dude...
You pose like a fat aceptance model...

Honest advice I could give just loose some weight, looks like you could cut about 80 pounds, and then get a haircut long hair don't suit you too well, maybe if it grew thicker.

It's probably because you have a shitty personality.
>Judging by your haircut and sorority girl power pose

You look like an uglier version of Angus Macfadyen.

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that pic is unfortunate. you look like you've never worked out and eat junk all day. you also look like a manlet.

No I go to the gym and trying to lose weight, its hard

I think I would look good if I dropped some weight

Time stamp or fake and gay.

You have 2 stomachs, get in shape for fuck sake.
Get a haircut, you don't suit long hair..
Stop standing like that. You literally look like a faggot.
Maybe wax some of that body hair
And get some sun ffs

>sorority girl power pose
lmao, nailed it

That's a fupa, not a second stomach
My man's packing that built-in fanny pack

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Tighten your shit up.
Get a haircut.
Trim (very short almost shaved) any hair that isn't in your bathing suit area.
Trim and straighten any other hair.
Stand up and look ahead

simply work out, drink water/gatorade, cut alcohol/soda/fast food/etc, eat nutritious meals in moderate portions, don't be afraid to fast now and then, and stay away from all meme diets.
and if you go to the gym, you musti've started recently. the only way you get that flabby and pear-shaped is by spending years being sedentary.

lol yes

Post feet

If this dude could somehow wind up with a fiancé and then stab her to death and bury her in her own backyard I’m sure you can find someone too.

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Wish the best for you man, this world is wicked and judgmental. I would never be rude to you if I met you in person. Working out for 2 years would help a lot if you are suffering but it’s way easier to say it than go out and commit.

Remember this: humans most greatest and kindest deeds are cloaked in vanity and narcissism. No one is perfect except God.

Honestly . . I hate most humans but I love God and I love the people who are mistreated unfairly.

(Except immigrants, Muslims, and Criminals)
They can all get fucked.

That image gives me the same visceral reaction of disgust as this one

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Either commit to long hair/beard or cut it. Get lean ,stop eating so much. Stop standing like a faggot, last time I stood like that I was like 10.

proof that muscles does not necessarily make a man sexy

if the gym feels too much like everyone is laughing at you (even though they probably aren't), just plug in some headphones and do cardio around your neighborhood. what you need more than actual lifting is to burn that excess fat. get rid of it then go from there.

Summer fags get trolled

Thanks dude appreciate the kind words

If you're trying to loose weight quickly, just fast and minimalisticly each day. Not enough to starve you but enough to the point where you still feel slightly hungry but to the point you can move on through the day. And when you feel like your skinny enough start eating slightly more as well as a bit more healthy (if you cant handle fruits and vegetables just go with healthy but good stuff like rice and beans/chicken, steaks, and non fast food burgers if you can and slowly progress to fruits and vegetables if wanted). And when you get to this stage start working out really hard and sleeping right after each day.

literally

This. At the gym I get on a cardio machine, put on Netflix, and sweat like there is no tomorrow.

Much Love Brother, goodnight.

Dumped her memories

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how is there no hair on that ass

This man asks the real questions

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Sorry, op, but if that's you, you should just fuck hookers..