Anyone else tired of these fucking round toilets...

Anyone else tired of these fucking round toilets? Tired of my dick touching the cold ass porcelain and my balls sometimes hitting the water.
Yet these things are in every fucking apartment, and a lot of homes. These toilets were made by women.

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Nobody else hates these fucking toilets...?

I like them. they help keep my penis pointed down at the water so when I piss while shitting, it all goes in the toilet hands free.

it's supposed to touch the porcelain. I've never been able to touch the water though. sounds like a personal problem.

No faggot, I shit in the corner like an American

with the oval toilets, I just end up pissing on the seat, or in between the seat and the toilet rim if I don't hold my dick down with one hand, which makes using the larger smartphones a little tricky sometimes.

Never happens to me, I get insane backsplash that wets my balls with fucking piss.
Are yous tanding or shitting, because moving my dick a few degrees to the side never helps when I take a shit, I still get that golden backsplash all over my groin and balls.

How do you piss on the seat when you are sitting, taking a shit? I'm talking about sitting on these fuckers during a good shitting session..

Age?

I propose diapers? Takers?

They're shit. Just buy a good one.