I just bought a 2017 Mitsubishi Lancer

I just bought a 2017 Mitsubishi Lancer

AMA

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Why?

are you going to be one of those fags that pretends its a lancer evo

wife compromised after she said i couldn't play the switch in bed past 8 anymore. i'm not allowed to drive it unless she's in the car with me but its really fun so far

Because I needed a vehicle, I have no credit and the only other thing I could get was a Ford Fiesta for 300 a month.

No idea what that is, just thought this was a cool looking car for only $300 a month and $600 down.

>buying anything newer than 2005
>wanting a 4 door and not getting an Accord
Shiggy diggy.

First car was a 91 camaro. Manually had to roll down windows and the alternator went out constantly. Not to mention god forbid there's fucking rain or snow outside.

yeah dude, accords are pretty good so far..

>Falling for the Camaro meme
Girls like them but they're fucking trash. Also, they're ridiculously overpriced. Dealerships want nearly $10,000 down to get a newer one. Not worth it.

dude could have also bought it new in 91. back before everything was a meme

>Girls like them
Wait until you're 30. Girls like literally any guy with a car because they need someone to take care of them and their 3 kids.

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Not to mention they're all used up and their skin doesn't feel smooth anymore. They've stopped taking care of themselves and this is the average profile of a single 30 year old female.

>MY KIDS COME BEFORE ANYTHING, YOU'RE NOT A REAL MAN IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THAT!
>I'm super adventurous
>I don't do hookups!
>No car, no job, lives with parents or ex

can't forget about the musical notes tattooed in various places

Hmm, going to PoF to find 30 year olds in my area. Will post results.

Yeah nm I can't do this. There's too many fat girls on PoF. Why are they all so big?

>pof
POF is a meme. It's all fatties and single white trash mothers. That's 99% of their userbase on there and they're super picky.

i dont care, amw

because they don't need no man and are so mad independent. Also because most of these slags can't cook for shit. I once hooked up with one that thought oven baked hot pockets were gourmet.

I mean, it's a cool car if you want to attract teenage girls.

>if you want to attract teenage girls
brb, buying a Lancer

The hottest High School girls are into big ass loud trucks.

>Experience

depends on where you go. The bigger the city the more nigger culture is what attracts them.

..happy 21st birthday user

So, if I want to fuck nigger girls, I need a PONTIAC and to blare shitty rap music?

i guess but why would you want that? do you not know what weave smell is?

I have a 2003 Mitsubishi Lancer. What is your favorite thing about your car?

What trim on thw fiesta?

You could have bought a have bought an '06 Evo 9 and it'd be cheaper and better

fpbp

NOT A FUCKING FACEBOOK FAP THREAD SO BUMP

That s pretty bad actually, you should ve gotten a subaru wrx sti

should've just gotten that penis extension and cut out the middle man, so to speak

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