ITT: describe vidya badly

woo

>a huge nintendo orgy

Smash bros

this youtube.com/watch?v=sSP92Z8LAwI

smash bros?

ding ding ding

>we didnt wanna make a game you make your own game

hoe

Fallout 76?

Super mario maker?

Littlebig planet

youtu.be/VIeOULX79VA

>Asthmatic man kidnaps an orphan
>Raises the orphan to do some shady stuff
>Asthmatic man leaves orphan for dead after he's done being useful
>Orphan comes back for revenge
>Orphan dies after teaching him a lesson

BioShock

Nope

Force unleashed

Bingo!

Donald Trump?

>Hero kills villain
>Villain possesses Hero
>Hero becomes the villain
>New hero must follow the old one East...Always East.

Dark Souls?

Magic rocks, psychic powers and swords

Dracula made a castle to teach his son how to be a man

>Mailman gets shot
>Tracks fucker who did it and kills him
>Entire governments now compete for the Chad mailmans favor
>Mailman now gets to decide what is best for the land

New Vegas

>triangles

Sonata of the night?

diablo II

>one saves a village
>one saves a school
>one saves themselve
>together they save the world?

Braid?

never played, but sounds like what was said about no mans sky

Shadow of the collosus

>>Save the Galaxy from Space Chutulu
>>Holy shit this Galaxy is awesome and I'm totally draw in
>>Fall in love with alien wifu of your choice
>>Shed tears over game and realize you have never been this happy before
>>Then corporate execs run in kick you in the deck steal the game
>>The at least give you a choice of Strawberry Blueberry or Mint Ice Cream
>>Or nothing in directors cut because ya know fuck you
>>Still mad

YEP!
Nope!

I'm replaying it right now for the first time in years!

jump sideways very slowly

Fallout 76

hold right and jump on enemies while listening to great music

Older guy hooked on hallucinogens prowls around for a girl to abduct

RPG Maker?

Mass Effect

Both of us got dubs so this was extra apt