Im a babysitter to a 4 month old...

Sorry i wont do my ass. Cuz im holding the baby rn

Your 18 or over right caz to be on this site you agree that you are and we assume you are

Face and tits I would be a great start

And thank you! But i dont plan on posting nudes on this cite lmao

>Yea Forums will tell you...
What?
>them
What?!

definitely underage. im just gonna... back out of this

All girls are >18 until proven otherwise.
You dont need to ask

Oh than I'm gone see ya

Yup. Im out too...

>no bra

lets see those tits cunt

So let’s get this straight. You’re perfectly willing to post that baby in this picture but you draw the line at your body

Good
See what I mean, all they want is to see you naked

I'd like to see you naked too. I want to see everyone naked. I'm not picky.

Im legal in my state. Im 16. Lmao. And im more of a nanny than babysitter. Ill cook and clean and basically do what is needed of me

what website are you going to post them on? link me up

If it makes you feel any better, I would banging my babysitter if she wanted any. She likes watching friends and pining endlessly about her dream girlfriend. Not all dads are in jail ;D

Are you 12?

Dude shut the fuck up and go somewhere that matches your values

cook and clean?
do you polish wood too?

I'm gonna post my own ugly fucking nudes if this thread doesnt get interesting REAL fast

>do you polish wood too?
only knobs

The dad wants to fuck you too, just be patient until he gets out.

show pussy

Manufacturing a crime law enforcement has been sued many times for this I am having chest pains now you agree your 18 when you sign on here now you trick us I'm getting a lawyer to sue your ass officer

I'm a dad and this is my fantasy. I cum so hard from imagining it

Slob on my knob?

Kek

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I do what i can. Depending on how much i get paid. Im getting 100 bucks a week to basically watch disney movies a stroll Yea Forums

tits or gtfo

would starfish pics be an acceptable substitute? Its as close as ive got

You know what we all want, you know what you signed up for when you revealed your gender

Is it not amusing to see all these people going feral mad? Due to lack of sex in their lives probably, TAUNT US, it is actually funny. Everyone mad horny on this site

Why's everone assuming that's OP in the picture?
The guy claimed to be a 16 year old girl and the one in the picture is a child.

meh, my furniture needs some good hands

If its your asshole

post your belly button

you sound like you post yellow you selfrighteous gutterslut

This, like I said, all they want is to see you naked, you should leave this site. They can care less about what you’re talking about

Havent posted anything. Dont plan on it. Didnt commit a crime by being here haha plenty of 12 year olds go on porn cites. So you need to screw your head on right or gtfo

>

She looks like she could be between 14 to 20

i have a starfish stuck to my asshole. its been clamped there for two weeks now slurping my colon mucus but the shit is still building up like a clogged softserve ice cream dispenser and ohmygod its happening

Nome of this is real. OP is a man.

There's no way of telling her age could be 21 but the site you have to agree that your at least 18 to use it

weird larp

Not a man haha but if yall wanna belive that go ahead

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I'm a dad. BABYSIT FOR ME DEARY.

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you're that ugly friend that cock blocks her from slutting out because no one wants you kek here's my 19 year old boi cock. I got it from my father's side who made me go to town on him every night until my older brother finally snapped and shot him in the head.

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This is larping to a whole new level, cheers OP I haven't seen someone do this one yet

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If your undet18 you have lied to be here if your some dick head lea you are manufacturing a crime but agreeing that your 18 then after people talk to you you change the are that's a law suit dick!!

Butthole pls

Near kentucky OH or WV?

21/m dtf

>No timestamp
Yeah, I think I'll go ahead an believe that then.

I'll be your daddy, you little slut ;3

Well as against as I am telling young women harsh shit, I gotta say, you might have a penis.

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Dude you are fucking delusional if you think any young femanon is going to meet up with you.

OP here, I'm actually a gull.

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Real answer, it is not weird to have fantasies at all. No matter how weird.

But you obviously know it's bad to be in a situation like that. I would highly advise you from pursuing that in reality. The obvious reason being it would be a terrible and downright dangerous relationship. Also because you probably have some personal issues you need to work out if you are having these thoughts, and going for it will not solve anything. All the best to you.

Hi! Few things to start off with =) 1. Yes I bumped the thread because you're a femanon, 'tis and awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

Still not a man

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Getting this mad because you’re not getting nudes

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If your really 16 and you post nudes your going to jail for manufacturing and disseminating CP enjoy jail cunt

you wanna fuck a guy who beats women.. Godspeed and good luck. Get health insurance.

show benis

I wonder how many anons are lurking rn and i wonder if op will ever delivar

still not buying it

classic
3 non time stamped pictures, this is clearly real

Ill bring weed

attention whore confirmed

God, what an incel

hello new friend

hey OP timestamp so we know youre not a 35 year old gook

not sure if counter b8 or newfag

h-hello..

1: NOT POSTING NUDES
2: nope. I dont want to fuck the abusive asshole dad. I just like the thought of fucking a dad im babysitting for.
And yeah i have a lot of personal issues im working on but so dose over half the people on /b fr theres a dude asking how much heroine he needs to overdose and you guys are worried if im a dudr or not

What are you doing, mate?
You are ruining your chances with this *totally real* underage female!

>a 35 year old gook
lulz

inb4 404

>>>/rules/global/2

Stop, you’re only encouraging them, they only want to see you naked, you should leave the site

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lmao, another fucking white knight here to read the stories of grown men wanting to fuck his 12yr old avatar so he keep some of the convos and masturbate to them

wrong person, newfag myself, sorry

>I just like the thought of fucking a dad im babysitting for
then go babysit for some other dad who isn't known for beating up women.

>1: NOT POSTING NUDES
>2: nope. I dont want to fuck the abusive asshole dad. I just like the thought of fucking a dad im babysitting for.
>And yeah i have a lot of personal issues im working on but so dose over half the people on /b fr theres a dude asking how much heroine he needs to overdose and you guys are worried if im a dudr or not

The answer to how much heroin is always fentanyl. there, solved it. so timestamp or basementdwelling manfish confirmed.

I dont see a timestamp. At this point I dont care about nudes. I'd just like to see a fucking timestamp

Why yhe fuck you still here if you not gonna post nudes

you still have time to leave.

what a thirsty beta

Out of all the desperate horny dudes falling for this, this one is my absolute favorite.

LMAO HE TRYNA ACT AUTHORITATIVE WITH A FUCKING SPONGEBOB PIC JFC hang urself with an extension cord.

>I'm also a 16 year old boy who pretends to be a girl

chop off your dick and die from bleeding out already

Is the dad black ?
Also, you are weirdly cute.

to get (you)s

>Yea Forums
/b
>them
us

I mean newfag in the relative sense. Been here for five years

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hydr hydr hydr

lol, how else could someone possibly get 3 or maybe 4 pictures of someone?

Meant to tag this absolute lad

>no timestamp

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alas, it is too late then.

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Double dubs demands

see how many dudes you can troll

Brian Silverstein?

definitely underage and i dont fuck w/ that shit

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Eustache McGargle?

hurrrrrrrr

>how much heroine he needs to overdose
I'd also like to know this and how much should I take when I do heroin, is there a middle size dose? how many ml's I don't want to do too much my first time

No I'm Brian and leave the lady alone.

This. If any of the baby sitters I hired made half a move I'd complete the other half. And they would end up getting paid alot more kek

> Timestamp not delivered
> Mfw retards keep replying to a greasy old dude in soiled underwear

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Sorry Brian, I'm Robert The Bruce. I shouldn't even be here, wrong century and all.

>I'm not liek other guyz
please continue

Im laughing so fucking hard rn. This has taken a turn to all about my fucking gender. I have no idea how to time stamp. I have a shitty LG phone. So yall can keep debating while I watch another disney movie and make myself a hot pocket. OOO or ice cream! I bought ice cream at the store earlier on my walk

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we know, newfag. It doesn't matter.

this

I like Star Wars...

you tryna overdose or nah? OD is easy. If you're new, number 1 is to do it with an experienced junkie, and from a dealer they know. Going in blind will get you killed. Then it depends if you have an opioid tolerance or not. And your gender and weight. Basically, rail a key bump for your first time and go from there.

Tryna OD? Shoot that shit.

trips of truth, abandon thread

>I have no idea how to time stamp
write today's date on piece of paper and take a picture of yourself holding it.

Hey did anyone donate to the wall?

>Basically, rail a key bump for your first time
imma key a rail bump howya liek dat feggit

nope.

Take care of the 4 month old

You are a fucking idiot if you didnt think it was always, and always will be about your gender if you are a femanon

Happy?

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Ok by now

TITS OR GTFO

You're cute.

well, no. my time isn't magically unwasted.

Tits or GTFO

Tell us about your fantasies. Do you think you have the fantasies because you wish the baby was yours and you want the father to ejaculate in your vagina so you can be pregnant and have your own child?

How ab you show yours fat fuck

Kik or snap? We all have boners now

What have we here, lassie? Mysterious scribblings? A secret code?

you lose nothing if you give 'em to us, white nigger

>larping

Lack of timestamp says it all.

cool, now show belly button

i liek mudkipz

>I have no idea how to time stamp

Playing the role well.

Big kek

...

.. and go to bed.

a gentleman and a scholar you are.

Monday July 24 8;02 dumbfags

These faggots are going to keep complaining. Just don't show anything. Also why do you post this on Yea Forums of all places?

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ohshit.jpg This is it, boys!
Roll out those compliments, fellas.

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Better. Dad here. I think it's a perfectly natural fantasy. Most young teens go through this. Guys and gals. I did when I was a teen as well as my wife. Just dont get caught up in the adrenaline rush of it.

Where are you from? You're only one timezone away from me.

June. Not july

tits or gtfo

Sage

Faggot you are part of us dont act like you are special.

Poems, no less. The lassie reckons herself a poet.

You look too young to show tits, thus too young to be here. You should leave.

Sage this shit, fellas.

And what in fourteen fucks are you doing here?

>no tits or timestamp
>159 replies
OP got a 7/10 troll

You want this, very deep inside you?

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FR this is all i fucking wanted was my damn question answered. Thank you so much. I posted on /b because i knee it would be entertaining. Im kinda masochistic like that

You're a retard.

tits or gtfo

Hoping to see your tits. Age means nothing to most of us.

Epic dude.
Op needs to Yea Forums correctly
Post tits

Also OP is a fucking potato

tits or gtfo, whore

I want to see that pussy

get bent faggot

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Dont lie young lady. You came here for other reasons too

We no NewEngland we have what we need for you see u soon

But age dose mean something to cops though haha I am legal to have sex but not to have nude pics of me online.

a titty is just a titty. virtually untraceable.

Do you want to talk outside of Yea Forums? Do you want a friend?

me waiting for a post I can cum to...

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Post feet

Something a cop says

She's in my time zone thoooooo

Finally someone fucking realises my true form!

TITS OR GTFO

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Abandoning thread...

Agreed. Get the fuck out OP let the grownups handle it from here

nobody wants to be friends with you

TITS OR GTFO

Suck it nigger.

No not weird to have fetish. You'd be surprised how many babysitters have been turned into total whores by the dad. It is kinda bad to be a whore though, don't do it.

implying you aren't here for the same reasons you faggot

Tits or Get The FUCK Out

+1 on this nigga's response.

nigger are you that desperate?

Paedo detected

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Wish I could hire the FBI to babysit for me...

Pretty much. Bored, no one to talk to a lot of the time.

Why don't you fuck the mom instead? Easy parlay into 3 way with Dad when he gets out.

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The mother doesn't care about you not wearing a bra, because you don't have any tits.

TITS OR gtfo

Not planning on being a whore- thanks for the advice. Like i said its only a fantasy. Not gonna act on it. Ive only slept with one dude and its gonna stay that way for awhile probably.

>he thinks op is gonna just talk to a pedo stranger
OP is not hitting up anyone ITT guys you are all desperate, and probably ugly as fuck kek

become an hero

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Are you high FBI? Did you lighten the evidence locker again Evans? Goddamit... You know we got evals coming up, and you're STILL coming up short at the range. Fuck dude, pull your shit together.

for a while? how come? not the best experience you've had?

Green text ur first time

tits or gtfo

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The more dudes you sleep with the more whorish you'll be on impulse. Enjoy jilling off to the fantasy though that shit can be awesome.

Probs would tbh. Shes hot af but not bi sadly. And only 21 too

Oh my, it's the FBI...

Aka not old enough to post on Yea Forums, retard

Lmao at the retards sending dick pics ITT to a minor
That's a felony

Ok, so I'll greentext it...
>be OP
>not posting nudes in this thread
>be a fucking attention whore
>mfw

Did you report then?

tits
or
gtfo

>be brian
>tfw sjw and proudly single

Hey bro, write "OP is a fag" on babby.

tits or gtfo

..

....

sage the thread for fuck sake l0l

>So yeah, you should check out this site
>You need to leave this site
Fuck off Jen.

gtfo stands for
GETTING TITS FUCKING OUT

Fuck off pedo larper
Reported

sage the thread

tits or gtfo

What if I basil it instead?

sage

Stop giving this whore attention you pathetic thirsty faggots. Her choices here are:

1) Show tits

or

2) GTFO

I don't want to see another goddamn word from any of you until she makes her choice.

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lol they're getting nervous

Wait for that knock on the door gents, the partyvan comes for all easily traceable offenders and it doesn't always come right away. Could be weeks from now. Hope you get a competent court-appointed lawyer

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sounds like a good thyme

You're better off oreganoing the thread.

How long have you been on HRT?

Are you looking to replace zoomerchan as Yea Forums's favorite trap?

IT'S PRONOUNCED SOGGAY, GAWD, FRICKIN IDIOTS

See no nips?

Mods

Sage
Please watch the language. This is a Christian server.

prove that there's no bra

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>hire some neighborhood girl to babysit
>she posts her sexual fantasies on Yea Forums with pics of your fucking kid in the background

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t i t s
i
t
s
or gtfo

>These niggas when I start reporting cock pictures.

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your bait is weak, Phil. no way you're this fucking dumb.

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wildly inconsistent with the manscaping

MODS

Federal Bureau of Incels...

Our worlds version of scruffy nerf herders.

she left a while ago

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someone dox her
and get nudes

Damn shame, if you were watching my kid, I'd give you some dick.

i'd just leave them to cry themselves to sleep tbh mate

Bring back snacks.

ITT:

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

KYS

Imagine being one of the dick-pic guys and seeing this screen lmao

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WHORE

user, in reality this is a public thread, not direct messages. Im with you there, these dick posters are fags, but technically its legal because this is a public image board, not her dm's.

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Good luck trying that argument in court
You have dudes acknowledging she's not 18 and sending dicks specifically for her to see

"um, uh, it's not a dm tho" isn't gonna save them

KEYS*

crying this much over someone you don't know or even care about, white knight even more virgin.

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Wanting pederasts to get caught isn't white knighting.

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Still here, or are you still changing the diaper?

Nor will they get in trouble for posting dick pics.

wait, you actually think I'm trying to fight for some dumb bitch's honor? lel not at all, she's a dumb cunt too posting her sex fantasies online with some random kid in the background. Difference is she's just an idiot, and you're an idiot who's going to prison, and that's pretty fucking funny

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With you as their lawyer they can't possibly get caught and have to go to trial anyway then.
Good job saving the pederasts. You're the best.

Imagine being such a summerfag you don't remember how many degenerates used to patrol Yea Forums
>be you
>be retarded
>????
>kys

SHOW YOUR BELLYBUTTON LITTLE CUNT OR GTFO

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It's an 18+ board you white knight faggot.

>used to
Literally where else would they go, what do you think mega threads are
Aside from tor

inb4 mooted

Mods.....

>she admits to being under 18
>anons talk about not caring that she's young
Good luck with the ignorance tactic, it doesn't usually work though. Go for a plea deal and first-time-offender points instead

I cumed my undies

>prison
funny

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"Your majesty, I didn't believe she was 16 after she said she was."

What's wrong with 35 year olds bitch

pretty sure you're same fagging your own white knight crusade

You must be a liberal cause your logic is flawed.
It's not against the law to post 18+ content on an 18+ board. To busy sucking cock to think straight I see.

OP has been banned LMAOOOOO

yes, prison. County jails are for usually for only up to a year sentences. You get charged 2-5 depending on the state for this specific felony

Can you prove it? I want to see.

want to fuck you in the ass

Probably, to bad too. OP was cute.

Get your cock teasing 16 year old ass the fuck out of here.

I want to fuck you in the ass while you're fucking her in the ass

lmao I can feel your fear. There is no "whiteknight crusade" you retard, I'm laughing at retards and exposing to them what lies in their immediate future so I can enjoy their nervous-posting just like this. Have fun waiting around for those three hard knocks on the door

You're right, that's not illegal
"Distribution of obscene material to minors", that's definitely illegal

I wanna fuck you in the ass while you fuck him in the ass while he fucks her in the ass.

I'd also fuck her ass though.

Girl, stop posting pics of you here. And NEVER EVER post a nude on the internet. Go back to your babysitting, eat something, watch TV but stop posting here.

...

So if a minor watches pornhub, whoever uploaded the material is going to jail!!

^^Your retard logic

yeah take a screenshot of that and bring it in when the cops pick you up for processing. They'll let you go I bet

shut the hell up, white nigger

I want to fuck you in the ass while you fuck him in the ass while he fucks him in the ass while he fucks her in the ass.

God, this is what summer is truly about.

Wait... all this ass fucking and no body not fucking an ass to record it.

How will we flaunt the day of the octoass fucking to our grandkids?!?!

No, because they are not purposefully distributing it to the minor and specifically have "I am 18" buttons that relieve that responsibility and lay it on the minors

Meanwhile your dumbass is in here like "ey gurl, lemme show you my dick, I don't care that you're not 18"

Laughing at anons making absolute life-changing mistakes is about as Yea Forums as it gets. Nice try saving face though

"She clicked that she's 18, I clicked that I'm 18, it was meant to be your majesty"

>and specifically have "I am 18" buttons that relieve that responsibility and lay it on the minors
>and specifically have "I am 18" buttons that relieve that responsibility and lay it on the minors
>and specifically have "I am 18" buttons that relieve that responsibility and lay it on the minors
>and specifically have "I am 18" buttons that relieve that responsibility and lay it on the minors

Yea Forums has that same button too you dumb porch nigger

Yes, and when a poster makes it known they have skirted that and other posters acknowledge that and commit a felony anyway, that felony is still a felony. You're not very good at following logic here, criminals usually aren't so I can't fault you

I'm just a bystander here laughing at you newfags

That relieves the responsibility of the website, not the poster. So Yea Forums admins can't go to jail.
That doesn't relieve the responsibility of the nigger saying "You're 16, but you clicked 18, so I can do what I want."