fuck how do i cook egg?
Fuck how do i cook egg?
Hudson Anderson
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Elijah Gonzalez
play zone of the enders for the ps2
Easton Lewis
leave it under the chicken until it turns into meat
Justin Turner
more like how 2 cock egg
isnt that right you stupid hetero
Ayden Reed
Can't anyone answer anything seriously? Put it in a microwave with a glass bowl inverted over the top, full power, 5 minutes
Angel Rodriguez
put it in butt
Thomas Collins
this will make mustard gas watch out
Matthew Walker
Dubs that are now checked. Good job, Awa-Shima Spikeman.
I don't know if Spikeman has a surname. I'm just continuing the family name.
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Ethan Kelly
yeah I don't think mustard would be very good on an egg
Nicholas Clark
Time-Trips here. I've checked them now.
Aaron Fisher
but paprika WhOa(!) step
Blake Powell
egg mayo and mustard is nice
Jack Robinson
>checking time trips but not actual trips
>shiggidy diggidy dum dum
Mason Davis
there is a way to cook egg by boiling it (but you need to make the egg not stick to the bottom part).
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Nathaniel Johnson
dont listen to hearts hes been spreading this bullshit boiled egg psyop ffor years
Carter Edwards
you have no proof
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Ryan Campbell
it's called poaching and its illegal
Jose Thomas
so really no one is going to check my trips? the absolute state.
Adam Clark
chegging these sweet trips gj
Alexander Green
hehehe
*does not check the trips*
no but seriosuly scrambled ege in the microwave is genuinely easy and good, just do it in 30second burst because it can go from runny to fucking ruined in a moment
Xavier Diaz
Here are 2 ways i know
fried eggs:
A1) spread butter or oil in lit pan
A2) wait until butter or oil is bubbling
A3) crack egg(s) into pan
A4) wait until underside of egg is solid (should happen very fast, check with spatula)
A5) flip egg
A6) wait until new underside of egg is solid
A7) its done
scrambled eggs:
B1) spread butter or oil in lit pan
B2) whip egg(s) in bowl until color and consistency are uniform
B3) wait until butter or oil is bubbling
B4) pour egg(s) into pan
B5) toss egg(s) in pan with spatula until solid chunks have formed and no liquid egg matter remains
B6) it's done
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