Hello Yea Forums! My gf is coming over to my house in 30mins so I decided to gather all my cooking skills and prepare a plate she wont forget! So what do you think? Will this bad boy help me get laid tonight?
Hello Yea Forums! My gf is coming over to my house in 30mins so I decided to gather all my cooking skills and prepare a...
is this an andy sixx thread?
Quick order take away
did you shit on the plate
Whos andy sixx? The singer u mean? Its a food thread not fag music thread
>wh-who is andy sixx???
fail at bait retard try tomorrow.
pffhahahaha
Its oat based plate. My gf is on summer diet and I didnt want to make her a high calorie food. Thats actually chocolate with oat and nuts. I had it on my freezer for 1hour
thought the same thing!
Well im sorry that im a newfag on /b and dont know that andy sixx shit meme. I googled it and its about some people relating him with scat fetishes here. What does andy and his shit has to do with my plate? Unless you implying it looks like shit
looks like a plate of shit and dried skin shavings. ERGH!!!
That is a fucking TURD
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It may look like a turd but its not. Its frozen chocolate with nuts and oat mixed in it. Trust me its tastes great. Its like those energy bars you buy from the stores
I guess I was mistaken for posting it here. I should have post it on a cooking board. You guys know nothing here except from porn stuff
ill be surprised if the cook fags would say that don't look like shit
i think you're gonna get the exact same response
>gourme plate
bait af
Then what should I do about it bros? Luckly my gf called me and told me she gonna be 30 mins late because she has stuck into a traffic jam. Should I throw it and order pizzas or should I keep it for her to eat? I haved tried, it tastes unconventional but ultimately good. I think it needed more berries in the chocolate bar
Since its not a standard recipe, it can be called a gourme plate
Looks like a cat vomited on the plate
Thats how an oatmeal plate looks if its cooked properly
Always cut the meet in slices and bring a small scale with sause if you want to have sex, otherwise it won't work and the thought of having unsliced meat would mess up her thoughts, she won't suck you off either. It's not gonna work.
I think the turkey mixed in the oatmeal is perfectly chopped to small bits, the hell you talking about
You can't serve a turd to anyone especially girls. Slice the meat ffs
OP tell me why you dropped a loaf on that plate
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>actually thinking this looks good and would get you a gf
>not knowing who sixx is
Just fucking leave already you worthless dribbling troglodyte.
Tasty