Get me laid what do I say

Get me laid what do I say

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That's nice to hear for a change. So many people just want to hook up on here.


Play along a little, make yourself seem available for something serious.

Talk to her about her intrests and bring up hanging out in person. Or say fuck it do a line and see qhere it takes you

"I'll marry the first bitch that lets me see her naked, let alone fuck her."

ask her if she wants to come over and get high and watch bowling for columbine

Tell her you'd seriously like to fuck her up the ass

“Well fuck you I’m just tryna get laid”

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> (OP)
>Tell her you'd seriously like to fuck her up the ass
This

Great! I'd seriously like to whip your bare ass with a belt until you're a sobbing mess. We'll see how things go from there.