Get me laid what do I say
Get me laid what do I say
That's nice to hear for a change. So many people just want to hook up on here.
Play along a little, make yourself seem available for something serious.
Talk to her about her intrests and bring up hanging out in person. Or say fuck it do a line and see qhere it takes you
"I'll marry the first bitch that lets me see her naked, let alone fuck her."
ask her if she wants to come over and get high and watch bowling for columbine
Tell her you'd seriously like to fuck her up the ass
“Well fuck you I’m just tryna get laid”
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> (OP)
>Tell her you'd seriously like to fuck her up the ass
This
Great! I'd seriously like to whip your bare ass with a belt until you're a sobbing mess. We'll see how things go from there.
Awesome! Because I seriously need you to tongue fuck my boipussy
Op here considering this
"For God so loved the world that He sent His only begotten son, that whosoever should believeth in Him should not perish, but have everlasting life."
Reporting
Aaaand show's over
How did that work
legend
Post her pics op
Hey hey hey smoke weed everyday
Her name is Lexus and she has no chin and you can't get laid by yourself?
post replies and her pics OP
Hesitant but in it
I can make you feel things all night if you're up to it.
What the fuck is going on lol
Y u tryna fuck michael jackson
OP, ask her if she wants your selfie, if she says yes, spam her with andy sixx
OK?
Watch out...it looks like it has a penis
Send dick pic op
Tbh I thought the same thing lmao. Im gonna try to get her to send more pics before I do the nasty
Send her your dick
They were my private album she saw it
Open Is straight up gonna bang a crackhead nigger
Post her nudes op
Yup. Get those nudes and make her earn it
This doesn’t correspond to the previous message, and there’s another blue text from you at the very bottom of this picture that you haven’t scrolled down to. You’re such a fucking fag
she looks like a normal girl. Not crazy hot but not crazy either. the way she replies makes it seem like shes got a brain in her head too. Dick her down
I personally love that OP's pics have a 'fake' signal.
Tell open not to do it
Op wont send a dick pic cause its fake
this
Post more op wtf
Ops gone ghost
Damn was pretty hyped too
got caught lyinnnnnnnnn
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