Get me laid what do I say

Get me laid what do I say

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That's nice to hear for a change. So many people just want to hook up on here.


Play along a little, make yourself seem available for something serious.

Talk to her about her intrests and bring up hanging out in person. Or say fuck it do a line and see qhere it takes you

"I'll marry the first bitch that lets me see her naked, let alone fuck her."

ask her if she wants to come over and get high and watch bowling for columbine

Tell her you'd seriously like to fuck her up the ass

“Well fuck you I’m just tryna get laid”

1st order $0 delivery fee

> (OP)
>Tell her you'd seriously like to fuck her up the ass
This

Great! I'd seriously like to whip your bare ass with a belt until you're a sobbing mess. We'll see how things go from there.

Awesome! Because I seriously need you to tongue fuck my boipussy

Op here considering this

"For God so loved the world that He sent His only begotten son, that whosoever should believeth in Him should not perish, but have everlasting life."

Reporting

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Aaaand show's over

How did that work

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legend

Post her pics op

Hey hey hey smoke weed everyday

Her name is Lexus and she has no chin and you can't get laid by yourself?

post replies and her pics OP

Hesitant but in it

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I can make you feel things all night if you're up to it.

What the fuck is going on lol

Y u tryna fuck michael jackson

OP, ask her if she wants your selfie, if she says yes, spam her with andy sixx

OK?

Watch out...it looks like it has a penis

Send dick pic op

Tbh I thought the same thing lmao. Im gonna try to get her to send more pics before I do the nasty

Send her your dick

They were my private album she saw it

Open Is straight up gonna bang a crackhead nigger

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Post her nudes op

Yup. Get those nudes and make her earn it

This doesn’t correspond to the previous message, and there’s another blue text from you at the very bottom of this picture that you haven’t scrolled down to. You’re such a fucking fag

she looks like a normal girl. Not crazy hot but not crazy either. the way she replies makes it seem like shes got a brain in her head too. Dick her down

I personally love that OP's pics have a 'fake' signal.

Tell open not to do it

Op wont send a dick pic cause its fake

this

Post more op wtf

Ops gone ghost

Damn was pretty hyped too

got caught lyinnnnnnnnn

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