Hey Yea Forums, tomorrow I have a hot date and I want it to go well enough to have sex on the first date...

Hey Yea Forums, tomorrow I have a hot date and I want it to go well enough to have sex on the first date...any suggestions players?

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call her fat, make her insecure and depressed

This might work for some push pull friction; put her on a emotional roller coaster before making the kill.

Just hope your personalities correspond and she is attracted to you. Also, she might just not want to sleep with someone immediately. By focusing on this you risk fucking things up and
not having sex with her tonight. Just take the date and see how it goes.

OP, don't listen to the idiots.

Make her laugh, don't act insecure.

More or name

Rape her

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>unironically trying to help a larper
haha kys yourself goober

>Cannot date
>Cannot believe other people can date

Chloroform and rope.

Moar?

>asking advice for date on b
>taking them seriously
>on b
>doesnt see the irony
>being this retarded
pic related is me on you

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Talk about your feelings and cry. Bitches love sensitive bitches. Then have her hmu.

That's not irony. Also, I'm not OP. God, you're stupid, aren't you?

Control and confidence. You need to have every aspect of the date under control. You know where you're going to go, what you're going to order, total confidence. But not in a controlling way, see. You have to guide her through the evening. She'll feel happy, safe and secure with you. Don't be forceful, just relaxed and confident. Don't make a move too soon, but don't be afraid to be physically intimate if she's into it.
Then when you suggest a nightcap or coffee at hers at the end of the night, she feels she can trust you, and you're not going to be a psycho.
The simple fact is women love fucking as much as men. They just have to be guarded because so many men are threatening or will think they're a slut. You remove those concerns, then anything can happen.

this is complex wbut wait for it. youre the
>takes them seriously
and everything that follows. since your brain couldnt comprehend that, take a minute to think who the stupid one is. gooooood

Yea, don't expect sex

Sex on the first date? lol gl making that last then, might as well just hire an escort if you want to tap that badly

It's not complex. No need to try to impress yourself. You're just incorrect. You're very good at writing gibberish though.

Roofies!