how should i kill myself ?
How should i kill myself ?
Sebastian Hall
Samuel Carter
With your gun
Nolan Cook
Generally if you have to ask if you should really be doing something, the answer is no. Also, no.
Jordan Sanchez
you wont anyway pussy
Grayson Powell
become Stew
>what do you call a leper in a hot tub
Brody Garcia
ok so you get a gun, like 50 ballons, and a tank of helium. tie the ballons to the gun, shoot yourself in the stomach a few times, and let the gun go so it looks like a murder and the polie try and find who did it.
Adrian Green
quickly
Brandon Peterson
Find yourself a girlfriend and let her fuck you to death.
Kevin Ward
Suicide by cop mate, wield a knife and wear a jacket so you don't get tasified
William Edwards
snu snu
Henry Flores
On a live stream after you post link
Jeremiah Turner
ODing on viagra and fucking pussy till your heart goes out. It may be expensive but you'll be dead and won't need money.
Xavier Martin
This way
Jace Gutierrez
Yes
Kevin Bell
Ok bye!
Jackson Collins
suicide transfers your pain to others
Parker Rivera
Mr Hands it
Elijah Reyes
old age.
Chase Young
kay.
I vote for this. go for that split second of ecstasy before you hear your colon tear like tissue paper.
Thomas Morales
Sit in front of a train.
Ayden Gutierrez
>walk into walmart during peak operating hours
>Find sturdy, pointy thing like a sharp corner or something
>Wait for plenty of people to be near
>Slam head repeatedly into corner until death takes you
Easton Wood
Elijah Cruz
Connor Perez
have these numbers ever actually helped anyone?
Levi Gutierrez
Go careful a darkweb market, buy some morphine or strong opiate painkillers, calculate a lethal dose and swallow them with a bottle of vodka. Your respiratory system will slow down and then stop. Just make sure your room/house is tidy and you look presentable for the people that find you. If you have animals then leave food and water for them.
Lucas Thompson
Oh yeah they help people all the time.
Haven't you heard that one story about the guy who was going to kill himself but then that one random person on a hotline made for suicidal people talked him out of it and now he's happy? They're great!
Matthew Hughes
What a based reply. This is one of the best responses I've seen. Good job user!
David Gomez
America has laws saying it's illegal to "counsel suicide", so go easy bros
If you are feeling suicidal, and have a plan to completion, call 911
The few (3%) that subdivided a jump from height thought instantly that
every problem in my life can be solved except for what I just did
Get help, people love you!
Jaxson Cook
name?
Ethan Thomas
>The few (3%) that subdivided a jump from height thought instantly that every problem in my life can be solved except for what I just did
You don't know this.
Dominic Parker
Don't kill yourself. You're gonna impact way more people than you think you will, and it's a total waste.
Jace Baker
Why?
Why aren't you getting therapy?
Aaron Jones
>and it's a total waste.
Not to the suffering he will continue to experience until he dies anyway.
Hunter Fisher
Shotgun in mouth. Messy for whoever finds the corpse, but it's as close to 100% painless, instant, and effective as your gonna get.
Blake Miller
Read the research, and no I'm too tired to direct you to it.
Jaxson Barnes
Jus drink, chances are you become good at it and it ill be fine, chances are you won't be good at it but at least youll die of alcoholism while trying.
Nolan Nguyen
Eat crap
Leo Allen
Think we can troll each other better then that
en.wikipedia.org
I have no house no wife no childA dewdrop came and went
no wooden printing blockOnce I governed Osaka
no money yet I wish for no deaththat dream of dreams
David Young
Even a life-long prosperity is but one cup of sake;
A life of forty-nine years is passed in a dream;
I know not what life is, nor death.
Year in year out-all but a dream.
Both Heaven and Hell are left behind;
I stand in the moonlit dawn,
Free from clouds of attachment.
Aaron Rodriguez
Slowly through aging and natural causes.
Brandon Evans
god tier suicide
Ryan Allen
Car in the garage take some pills first
Nicholas Murphy
keep your damned mouth shut and you'll starve problem solved
Aaron Garcia
Your death, near now, is of an easy sort.
So slow a fading out brings no real pain.
Breath growing short
Is just uncomfortable. You feel the drain
Of energy, but thought and sight remain:
Enhanced, in fact. When did you ever see
So much sweet beauty as when fine rain falls
On that small tree
And saturates your brick back garden walls,
So many Amber Rooms and mirror halls?
Ever more lavish as the dusk descends
This glistening illuminates the air.
It never ends.
Whenever the rain comes it will be there,
Beyond my time, but now I take my share.
My daughter’s choice, the maple tree is new.
Come autumn and its leaves will turn to flame.
What I must do
Is live to see that. That will end the game
For me, though life continues all the same:
Filling the double doors to bathe my eyes,
A final flood of colors will live on
As my mind dies,
Burned by my vision of a world that shone
So brightly at the last, and then was gone.
Cameron Cox
OP pulls a jah and fucking dies
Ian Foster
Get a woman to shove her leg in your ass hip deep.
Bentley Johnson
Interesting enough only 30% of suicides in North America leave a note
Elijah Green
Make it look like a robbery. Tie a helium balloon to a gun, shoot yourself. The balloon will take the gun into the sky, the wind will do the rest. Ensure your wallet is empty, clear search history and toss the phone somewhere.
Camden Martinez
youtube.com
Yea Forums and suicide requires this to be posted, please find help.
Parker Robinson
Like this, but have a group of six people hold you down and three people pushing her back so that she can get her entire leg in your ass.
Julian Myers
Only 50% of those that die from "natural" causes leave a will.
Seems it's hard to die by all account
Aiden Gonzalez
my buddy tried to do something like that but instead of a knife he just had a rock.
He has mental health problems and was walking to the hospital but decided to lay down and carve a rock into a knife because boredom and people called cops and then he tried to take the opportunity to get killed by the cop.
Ryder Turner
Backflip off my dick into a volcano.
Grayson Cooper
>I've read the research that proves to me what people are thinking right before they are about to die if they fail a suicide attempt.
Yeah okay buddy. I'm the one who is trolling ....
William White
Read this
en.wikibooks.org
When you're done you will come to your senses