Do we even really need to wipe? What was the last situation you were in that required a clean butthole? When did we as society get this idea that fecal matter on our hands, the hands we eat with, shake and high five, scratch our faces with, was preferable to fecal matter around our anus? It's like, "Well Dave, there's crap on your face and your hands smell putrid, but at least you have a presentable sphincter."
Do we even really need to wipe? What was the last situation you were in that required a clean butthole...
Liam Garcia
Daniel Watson
You smell like that fat neckbeard in pajamas I was behind in line at the gas station
Charles Parker
A guy with clean hands?
Colton Wood
I don't want to smell like shit.
Also if you don't clean your asshole it will get itchy and irritated as fuck.
wipe your ass
James Nguyen
There was nothing clean about him
Cameron Scott
So you're talking about a guy who did regularly cover his hands in shit my feeling up his anus with only a thin layer of paper for protection, rather than keep his hands clean and just shower it all off with a spray nozzle at the end of the day?
Josiah Smith
Luke Collins
Connor Rodriguez
I don't think he owned a shower
William Jones
?? U dont wash hands after using bathroom?