holy sh*t [s4s] so we got a notice from the city saying water was gonna be shut off on my street this morning so we filled tubs with water to flush the toilet with later and all went to sleep and I was masturbating to some stuff while downloading what i really wanted to jack off to, when i ejaculated and was like well i'll jack off to that stuff later because now i have it downloaded, so i close the porn and go to the bathroom to clean the cum off of me and my shirt because i get kind of wild and i see the biggest spider ever in the corner under the toilet so i go change my shirt and get my sister to think on how to kill it but i turned off the lights out of habit so the spider moved then were looking at it and it started moving so I told her to get the bear spray in my room which i never used before and i'll use it to kill the spider so she got it and the spider was moving into the corner but i wasnt worried about it because there was nowhere to go and i read the can and it said capsaicin and i said that's in cayanne pepper lole i eat that and i decided to very lightly tap the spray into the toilet first to check what it would do and when i did it made a giant fuggin burst of orange gas that covered the entire inner toilet and shot up like a cloud and speckled into my face and so i instantly flushed the toilet and ran out crying and coughing with my eyes closed burning like hell and we closed the door and sealed it with a towel on the bottom but the burning cayenne pepper smell filled up literally the entire house and forced us outside for 2 hours with the doors and windows open and the air is still kinda spicy as i type this, idk what happened to the spider but the room is quarantined and there is no water to clean it up but thankfully i was able to wash out my face and eyes and hands but my lips are still burning a bit but i'm not stupid enough to get my dick out and masturbate while the air is spicy and trace amounts are on my hands my parents dont know yet lole
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is your sister hot?
lmfao you actually read that?
bitch
she is overweight and like 26 so not really in my opinion
lmafo you actually got dubs
bitchin
i read it too what kind of spider and what kind of porn and wheres the cum shirt?
now THIS is a good blog thread
the spider was brown and had two yellow stripes running down the length of it, exhibitionism, and it's on my bed crumpled up
i hope the spider is a oke
how spicy was the bear spray?
what do you need water for anyway tutuposter
spicy spicy, it really does taste like cayanne pepper but you can taste it with your skin and eyes and nose instead of your tongue
lole terrorist attack on the shower
epic story lole
I once did something similar but with bugspray and had to spend the entire afternoon in the hospital
o, that's a lot of capsaicin. I recently used my hands to grind up like 2cups of dried cayennes bcuz I lacked a mortar and pestle and I was tryna make some hot oil, but I underestimated how much that would burn my hands. capsaicin burns suck bro
u dont know jack: now that is what i call onan, not user
i think it's still inside my nose i tried pissing on my hands and rubbing it around in my nose and it helped but it still burns a bit
lole
the sheeda
we
were
warned
>i tried pissing on my hands and rubbing it around in my nose
and then for no reason at all, people voted hitler into power
r they in ure anus, cuz, mankette, they sure aint in mine
>oh shid i just shit
geese
would u mind if i fuck her fat ass infront of you
half n half helps, if you have any, also any dish soap too. If it's already burning tho, you just gotta ride it out and go to the doctor if anything starts to blister up. That's what I did anyway
fml
i am now high off the capsaicin
i have infinite energy
How?
the spice releases endorphines and dopamine
maybe it was the piss
You should gas yourself with the bear spray and tell us what happens if you don't die
dubs
Apparently, it's definitely the capsaicin lol...
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Enjoy the high fren~
You should have ran into your sisters arms and burried your face in her bobbers tbh you missed your chance
UM.
FREN............ O G*D......... I RLY HOEP UR GOIGN TTO B OK... GGO TTO A DOCTOR...
im ok
thamk goodnesse....!!!! dats rly scarye
they just turned my water back on
dubs CONFIRM!!! WOOH!!! fren im sso sorrye i dint replye sooner... dats awesome.. im rly happy u hab water now....... i hoep eberythink keeps gettign butter.....