You fags could never do my job. I’m always on duty 24/7, you pussies can barely work 40 hours without complaining...

at least we dont have to worry about getting acid splashed on us

Shut up, recruiter

Ya except you dont "work" 24/7. Your on duty for probably 6 hours a day and get sent back to the barracks when there are no lame ass tasks to do, or bs SHARP training to fulfill. I did your job for 5 years. I'm sure when you "get laid" it's probably to the same off base hooker, a lonely dependa', or barracks hoe. Take a chill pill there high-speed, save some hooah for the rest of us.

Hahahahahaha

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what capbadge?

Only fags work 24/7

Nobody cares about your shitty bait.

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>army
immediate faggot

Yea keep licking those boots buddy lol lemme know how your base model Camaro drives lmao

This

If you're actually the guy in the pic, then respect for you, that you risk your life for your nation, but wouldn't you be happier if you were close to your family where there isn't a risk of dying in a moment?

It's simple math. You have to work all of these hours so you get a full lifetime of labor in before beating your wife and shooting yourself 7 years after you leave.

v6 too
kek

Who here is actually military? I'm USMC fag graduated last December. 4400

Stfu, private. You ain't even done shit yet.

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

they do recruiting on Yea Forums now?

Checked

Should I join army or Marines? Honestly I just want to work with guns.

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Wats yer MOS?
Where'd ya go to basic?
Wat rank? Unit? Stationed?

>OP won't be able to answer these questions correctly & will be exposed as a Stolen Valor POS

Also most of the RATIONAL (not all are) Vets I know usually take the humble route, not bragging at all.

Join a local gun club or militia

Don't fight the rich man's war

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Why a local militia? But I don't have anything to fight for. I just wanna work with guns.

>just wanna work with guns.
Then become an armorer
Would you liek RPGs & AK47s being shot at you?
Maybe some nice IEDs to blow up you & your friends
Nao stop asking dumb questions

OP is a confirmed faggot
Nothing to see here
Move along
Just another summerfag

Shut the fuck up you fucking POG, I just came off a cq shift to read this shit. Fuck you.