Do you eat the fries before the burger or after the burger and what is the correct way to eat a burger and fries to you

>fries already cold, but chew on them anyhow

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Make a fries burger and cut the patty with a spoon and knife. Drink HI-C.

Basically how I look chewing on the cold fries looking out the window.

Meat is murder. Eat the fries and throw away the burger.

Fries first, same with steak
You need to let the burger/steak finish curing.
Well unless you eat your shit well done, then who fucking cares its shit anyway.
But if you eat it medium you need to let the juices absorb back in to the burger before you eat it

Fries first, so I can fully enjoy the burger

Kek

I put the fries on the burger.
It takes a crane to lift it up

This
Same concept as chips in a sandwich

jesus christ my mom is going vegetarian only for health reasons which I dont even oppose, but she made burgers made of beans and even when I was pissed drunk I couldn't finish one
you put CHEESE on a bean burger!
its still just fucking carbs and fat if you want to lose weight move your fucking ass and stop asking me for my autism bux
yes I come from a retarded family

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I jam everything into my mouth all at once and swallow it whole without chewing. Like a duck

>if you want to lose weight move your fucking ass
I went from eating 3 burgers a day to 2 burgers a day and i lost 28 pounds in one month
No exercise

I only eat 2 burgers a day too

must eat burger at a 1:1 ratio. the hard part is deciding which will be the last bite

Fries go in the butt first

Checked, and correct

well you gonna wanna start with the dick
suck it
then tuck it

Burger first, because that's the star of the show. Then fries.

I'm trying not to die, so I don't eat a fat fried carb covered in sodium and sugar laced ketchup, nor a greased up fried ground meat product with unknown fillers and tons of sodium, slathered in fat mayo, more sugar ketchup in between two slices of processed bleached white carbs loaded with sodium.

i usually try to eat it evenly, depending on the amount of fries. i'll always make sure to chomp them equally and once i finish my last fry, always leave some burger left to chomp it down, and thats it

>it's not possible to make your own burgers and fries at home

>I went from eating 3 burgers a day to 2 burgers a day and i lost 28 pounds in one month
>No exercise
fuck you! REEE
I will go without food for a whole day because I know the amount of whiskey I will drink is full of calories
whether or not it's 0 calorie beverages I use for a chaser or even water I don't lose a pound
FUCK BEING ITALIAN AND BRITISH AND AUTISTIC ALL AT THE SAME TIME
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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eat fries first to prevent mooching.

Beans are high on protein and fiber which are very filling, and don't have a lot of fat or carbs, so you can stay more full with fewer calories.

And it's much easier to cut out x amount of calories than to burn the same through exercise.

So you make fries with no fat, salt, sugar? You use 100% ground, add no sodium, bake it, no mayo, no ketchup and put the meat in lettuce leaf? THIS is what you want me to believe?

Best post of thread.

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