If you live in a house with others and you masturbate, beware, they can smell you...

if you live in a house with others and you masturbate, beware, they can smell you. i just overheard my roommates telling their friends they always know when im doing it because of the smell

i wanna fucking die

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and? everyone masterbates

You could just not give a shit

not as excessively as me. i just heard them cracking jokes calling me a weirdo. im single theyre not

are your roomates grills...coz biches have stronger smell sense

they probably hate you and only want your money

>just open a window or something, faggot

have you ever considered seeking help

I actually found this out from my college roomate
honestly never knew before lmao

What the fuck? Lol no just fucking wash, unless yer a girl. That shit smelly af

dw fren, everyone masturbates its perfectly normal :)

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joke about it yourself,
The only reason social anxiety is a think for you is a thing is because you dont admit who you are what you do,
most people in our society dont mind degeneracy
its actually a means of endearment to most funnily enough
just be confident and a little self depricating and no one will give a shit.

Are you male or female?

its called tissue, and deodorant you idiot

Protips: 1.) wash your dick once in awhile 2.) burn incense, they will think you are smoking pot

this. deodarant the balls

Not necessary at this point. I will never masturbate in this house again. I'm too embarrassed now

ok then. threads over

If I use tissues I get bits of it stuck to my dick. I use wet wipes.

Show your dominance and jerk off on their doors. Claim your house like an alpha you fucking pussy.

I'm not even on the tenancy. I'm a lodger.

this nigga is hilarious

Quit making excusses, either splurg like a chad on their doors or be a pussy pussy.

Wait it smells when you masterbate. What kinda STDs you got bro

Said anyone that just bust a nut and got caught. But there's always a next time.....always.

they smell the lotion you idiot

All I hear is excuses and an almost non male wanting a shoulder to cry on. Next time you hear them say it, walk in and say : "That was a great cum I made there. I found this awesome pic of an 8 year old boy bending over in undies and just ad to shake the stick."

OP¨is grill and her room mates can smell her rancid tuna box when she opens it.

you have an infection, go see a doctor.

promoting cp is illegal user. mods are on the way

real answer is its diet based. if you are vegan, dont smoke and dont drink energy drinks and shit (some people have genes that are so good this doesnt matter) you will have a stinkless pussy/balls

don't feel bad, it's oki, it's normal.
And if you feel guilty about them knowing or something, hug a plushie, you'll feel better and forget about it.

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yeah, dude, cum has a smell