Haters can hate but here’s the lowdown:

Haters can hate but here’s the lowdown:
>buy wife vibrator
>she’s not frigid at all but just doesn’t like it; prefers tongue and fingers
Idea:
>why let it go to waste when I has hole and prostate?
Is it enjoyable enough to dare ask her to ram it up my ass and risk losing what little respect she still has for me?
Anyone with experience with this kind of thing?
I think I’d at least like to try it, but if it doesn’t feel that good why bother, you know?
Any advice?

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legal marriage is a scam

why dont you buy her a black man she can fuck instead,you stupid cuck

Larp is Larp but I'm gonna take the bait, just try it out on yourself and if you like it ask her to do it, if you are lucky she's into that

So have you tried it on your anus yet or not

No, it’s not really something I wanna do alone.
Has anyone ever tried that can comment?

I don’t think she’d mind once but I think she’d thunk it’s weird if I really get off on it.
Prolly I should just forget it.

If your wife isn't willing to shove things up your ass to make you cum is she really your wife?

Remain. Used to stick fingies up my ex's ass bc he asked me to. If your wife loves you she'll do whatevs

I have no doubt she loves me.
I guess it’s just very.... weird if I ask.
I just want to know if it feels so good I’m missing out.
If it’s just meh, I won’t ask.

I got a but plug i use jerking off sometimes. Feels good man just go slow at first

I wish my husband would ask me to do that to him, it's a BIG turn on.

Dont really have direct experience, but i can tell you that to make it enjoyable, you will have to train, stretch your asshole so it doesnt hurt, its the same thing for women, the first time always hurts.
While it would eventually become enjoyable, i doubt you would ever enjoy it more than you enjoy sex with your wife.

So there is no "trying it", you have to commit or give up.

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I'm a woman and no.

it doesn't need to hurt the first time if she warms him up by using her fingers until she can fit the toy in without any struggle, going too fast is uncomfortable, painful and can even damage the anus

First thing is obviously to put that hummer in your anus. To see if it's worth asking about. However I honestly don't think you can ask something like this of a normal woman. Our society wants you to be gay or straight man or woman. You'd be feeling around the edges of these boundaries with anal play

Why is it a turn on for you?

Post wife’s tits

>I’m a woman

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The thought of him writhing and moaning in pleasure from the prostate stimulation, I would love to see that.

ask him about it, if you suck his dick you can sneak in a little finger action, you could start by just gently rubbing the outside of his anus

That’s pretty much why I’m shy to ask, but then again, she’s my wife and I’ve watched two babies exit her vag so not much we haven’t been through together.

Yeah definitely try it yourself first

He has let me before but it's not something he likes to do very often, a toy would have to be tiny for him to let me try it.

An ex gf once started licking my anus.
It was a nice kind of weird.

I'm actually non-binary anyway

yeah you have to start out really slowly and gently, otherwise you might make him never want to do anal again which would be sad

Never had my ass licked but I've gotten fingered a couple times, it's kind of weird but if they use a good amount of lube and don't force anything it's actually amazing

A vibrator is probably too big to start out with but anal play is fantastic. I don't have a prostate but I'm sure that would make it even better.
You should definitely ask your wife. If you have an otherwise good relationship I don't see how it could make her lose respect for you.
I'd probably buy some dental dams and start with rimming. Try it on your wife and have her do it to you too. Then try the vibrator on you asshole, but not in it.
Buy a good water based lube to start with penetration. Don't buy anything for anal they usually have some kind of numbing agent and that's dangerous. If you do it right it shouldn't hurt. Start experimenting with penetration just by relaxing and rubbing the outside. Then slowly insert a tip of a finger. There's actually a pretty good tutorial for anal on pornhub with an asian guy and a subby blonde chick. Go watch that with your wife.
I'd start with a finger during a blowjob, then a buttplug, then the vibrator.

faggot

Thanks user, very helpful.

One time I got a bit drunk and hooked up with a flip tranny off Craigslist.
I was so drunk I couldn’t get hard to fuck him but he fucked me.
Felt great from what I remember.
He came in like two minutes of being in my virginal ass, and I remember feeling disappointed bc it felt good.
He wanted to leave the hotel then but I hadn’t cum yet so I made him suck me off and I blew my load on his face.
Anyway just wanted to say that anal is nice.

Takes one to know one.

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